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You don't have to come
if you don't want to.
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I want to, but I have
a million things to do first.
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Mom, what's this?
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- Peanut butter.
- Peanut butter and what?
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Peanut butter and jelly.
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What kind of jelly?
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Zucchini jelly.
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Five, six, seven!
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How we doing?
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We're doing fine, Walter.
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I wish we could afford
to keep you full time.
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So do I, especially now.
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Hmm. ls the divorce final yet?
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- Yes, today. Thank you.
- Hmm.
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Let's put our heads together and
maybe we can work something out.
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All right.
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Uh, horns up.
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One, two, three, four...
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...five, six, seven.
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Well, wonderful.
Thank you very much, Felicia.
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We appreciate your taking the time
to be here with us today.
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Ladies and gentlemen, a big hand
for our most prominent selectman...
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...or selectwoman or selectperson,
Felicia Alden.
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Thank you, children and Mrs. Spofford.
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I can see we have our work
cut out for us.
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In these days of
disintegrating values...
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...and lost mores...
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...when our children
are exposed daily...
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...to the hazards of divorce, separation
and families torn asunder...
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...it's comforting to think back
to the days...
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...when a family like the Lenoxes
strove together.
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Those values, embodied
in a man like Major Lenox...
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They were men who labored
all their lives...
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...so their children would be
well-fed and clothed and educated.
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The families endured great hardship...
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...yet kept their honor...
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...their dignity and their faith in God.
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We are the same people;
the same body, the soul...
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...the hands and the feet
of our fathers...
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...fighting the wars of modern vice.
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What was it that tied
these people together?
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What was it that made them...
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...not a loose gathering of individuals,
but a single bond?
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That bond that held them together,
as it holds us together today.
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That bond that has stood every test...
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...is found deep in our consciousness.
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An abiding love of liberty.
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For love of liberty, our forbearers...
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...colonies few in number and
with little to defend themselves...
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...fought the war for independence...
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...what was then the world's
most powerful empire.
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For love of liberty...
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...those who came before us
tamed a vast wilderness...
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...and braved hardships...
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Tamed a vast wilderness
and braved hardships...
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...which at times were
beyond the limit--
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Braved hardships, which at times were
beyond the limit of human endurance.
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Come on. Go with your mom. Go on.
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Liberty must not be taken for granted.
We thank God for our blessings...
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Oh, hi, come on in.
Janey, come on!
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Do you believe it's raining?
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Duh, no.
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I mean, since this morning.
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At least it shut Walter up.
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The same boring, sanctimonious speech.
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I thought he'd go on forever.
I was praying for something to happen.
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- I was thinking the same thing.
- You were?
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I was thinking we're all wet and
how nice it would be to just leave.
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- Were you really?
- Yeah.
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And then it rained.
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He's a liar and a lech
and he deserved it.
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No, I'm not talking about Walter.
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Don't you think it's strange
that we were--
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We were thinking the same thing
at the same time? So what?
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It won't get us on David Letterman.
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- I know, I--
- Let's just have a drink.
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Good idea, Janey, party-baby!
78
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You know, he made
a pass at me last week too.
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- Walter? Oh, please.
- I can't even stand to think about it.
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Be prepared.
He does not give up easily.
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It was broad daylight and his wife
was standing ten feet away!
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Poor woman.
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Poor woman, my ass. Why does she
put up with it? The man is a Nazi.
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Do you think they still...you know?
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Yes.
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- Really?
- I hope his dick is bigger than his l.Q.
87
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- Once a week. He told me.
- He told you.
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Otherwise she starts throwing things.
89
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At least someone's getting
something once a week.
90
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Yes, heartburn.
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00:10:04,981 --> 00:10:08,859
Mm. I keep forgetting how many calories
are in these.
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Two minutes on the lips,
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Forever on the love handles.
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Ooh. And congratulations.
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Oh, God, I forgot. Your divorce.
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As of today, I'm a free woman.
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- Join the club.
- Thanks.
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Heh. Here I go again.
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It's over, honey. You'll be okay.
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It's a beginning, not an ending.
Right, Alex?
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Besides, we still have each other.
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Have some more martooni.
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- Did you bring the cards?
- Was I supposed to?
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- I have them.
- Okay, come on ladies, let's do it! Whoo!
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I feel like I'm being unfaithful...
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...even if I just think about it.
107
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Sukie, Monty deserted you
and left you with five kids.
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- Six.
- Don't start, Alex.
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Her husband left because
she had too many kids.
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- That's his problem.
- You're oversimplifying.
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- Yours left because you can't have any.
- You are definitely oversimplifying.
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That's not the point.
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What I'm saying is
that it's not your fault.
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That doesn't matter.
It's just not that easy.
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We're too young to lock it up
and throw away the key.
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It's not natural.
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What are we doing with ourselves?
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Look, Ozzie's dead. I loved him.
He's dead.
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So I spend Thursday nights
with you two the rest of my life'?
120
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I like our Thursdays.
It's the only time I can relax.
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Quilting, macramé.
What did we do last Thursday night?
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Chinese aphrodisiac cooking.
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Fabulous. Stimulating.
We're not relaxing, we're hiding.
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- What from?
- Walter Neff.
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Fuck Walter Neff.
I'm not talking about him.
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All right, who should we be looking for?
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Somebody nice. Somebody you could like.
128
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Somebody with a brain.
Somebody you could talk to.
129
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Somebody you could be yourself with.
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Someone to watch over me
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All right, I've had it with you two.
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He would have to be from out of town.
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Especially considering what's in town.
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A stranger. That would be interesting.
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A tall, dark prince
traveling under a curse.
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In Eastwick?
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Romantic.
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A foreign prince on a big, black horse.
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All right, no, no, no.
If we're going to have it...
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...let's have it all.
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He should be really handsome.
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Not too handsome.
143
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Nice eyes.
144
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Nice ass.
145
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Huge.
146
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I prefer small.
147
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Aesthetically, I prefer small.
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Sam was huge and there were times
when I could not face it.
149
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I'm in the middle myself.
150
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But who cares?
As long as it works, it's in.
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-It's in.
- Okay.
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It's a nice thought, but wishing
for it won't make it happen.
153
00:14:17,733 --> 00:14:20,361
Men are not the answer to everything.
154
00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:26,659
So why do we always end up
talking about them?
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I said, some man bought
the Lenox mansion.
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Did you hear me?
157
00:15:03,404 --> 00:15:05,197
Yeah. Who is he?
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He's from New York, no wife, no family.
159
00:15:08,701 --> 00:15:12,538
He told the realtors he needed room
for his pianos.
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00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:15,124
Apparently, he has a lot of pianos.
161
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:17,918
How many pianos can one guy have?
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00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,880
Don't you think it's kind of
strange and funny?
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What's his name?
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You know, that's strange too.
165
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What's strange about his name?
166
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They told me his name
for the column and I forgot it.
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So I called back and it's gone again.
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It's not like me to forget a name.
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It's the big news of the day...
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...considering the history of the place.
I wonder if he knows.
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I don't know.
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00:15:50,034 --> 00:15:52,077
ls that Clyde and Felicia?
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00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:58,834
Yeah. Clyde?
I'll call you back, okay?
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I have this culinary piece.
Hi, Felicia.
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"Cheeseburger pie"?
ls your column finished?
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00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:12,097
Here's the track meet, births and
deaths, the senior citizens' news.
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00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:16,977
The toxic waste article
should be done this afternoon.
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This pie looks good.
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00:16:18,771 --> 00:16:21,357
Did you hear someone bought
the Lenox mansion?
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That house is landmark building.
They have no right to sell it.
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I can't do anything about that.
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00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,129
No.
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00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:45,923
You're too busy...
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00:16:46,131 --> 00:16:51,095
...reporting on the horse trough and
Herbie Prescott's trip to Bermuda.
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00:16:52,304 --> 00:16:56,809
What's going to happen
to those birds now? Tell me that.
186
00:16:57,101 --> 00:16:58,143
What birds?
187
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,020
The snowy egrets.
188
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:01,772
Where will they nest?
189
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:03,482
I don't know.
190
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,276
Exactly.
191
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,655
Felicia, what's the matter?
192
00:17:11,782 --> 00:17:14,910
Honey. It's only a house.
Why are you so upset?
193
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I have a feeling.
194
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,039
The most terrible feeling.
195
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:22,668
Something is happening.
Something evil.
196
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:33,470
I'm just glad they're selling.
I was afraid that--
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00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,598
They're not selling, they sold.
Just like that.
198
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:37,975
I don't understand.
199
00:17:38,142 --> 00:17:42,646
You know I adore the little creatures.
So unreal, and yet the detail.
200
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:47,818
Little fingers and toes, little pudenda
making a bump. So sweet.
201
00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:51,655
But nobody's even looked
at them sideways in months.
202
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,574
Then this morning...
203
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:57,619
...this man appeared
out of absolutely nowhere.
204
00:17:57,786 --> 00:18:02,249
So charming. Not really handsome,
but...riveting.
205
00:18:02,458 --> 00:18:05,961
That's it. I was riveted.
I looked into his eyes...
206
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:09,965
...and had thoughts I hadn't
entertained since World War ll.
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00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:13,427
I think I actually blushed.
Can you imagine?
208
00:18:13,594 --> 00:18:16,221
No, I mean, yeah. So he bought one?
209
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:19,016
He bought all of them.
Every single one.
210
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,809
So who was he? A tourist?
211
00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:24,521
No, he just bought the Lenox house.
He's moving in.
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00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,149
Do you remember his name?
213
00:18:27,316 --> 00:18:29,526
Of course. His name is...
214
00:18:33,530 --> 00:18:35,032
He told me.
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00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,534
I wrote it down, even.
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00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:39,703
It was...
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...foreign.
218
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,541
It sounded...
219
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:49,379
It's right on the tip of my tongue,
but I can't...
220
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Oh.
221
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,719
Isn't that diabolical?
222
00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:50,774
What is that noise?
223
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,778
I don't know.
224
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,719
Outrageous!
225
00:20:47,456 --> 00:20:49,082
Brewed!
226
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,418
Brewed!
227
00:20:54,338 --> 00:20:55,797
Bravis!
228
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:58,258
Bravis!
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He bought all of them?
230
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:12,356
- And now he's here.
- Making goo-goo eyes at Jane.
231
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:14,942
And the interview too. How weird.
232
00:21:15,192 --> 00:21:19,071
Didn't I tell you?
Oh, it was after we talked.
233
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:22,532
The paper called him
and asked to interview him--
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00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,953
About the house renovation and all.
235
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:29,206
He said he'd love to be interviewed
and asked for me.
236
00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:30,415
Why?
237
00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:33,335
I don't know, I mean he wants me
to do the interview.
238
00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:36,088
- Who is he?
- He must have a name.
239
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:37,881
I just can't remember it.
240
00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:39,925
Why would he ask for you?
241
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:44,638
Because I'm good at it.
You act like I'm so stupid.
242
00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,057
He was in my shop.
243
00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:50,602
You're not stupid. But how does
he know who Sukie Ridgemont is?
244
00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:51,937
I don't know.
245
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,773
He bought the Lenox estate
just like that.
246
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:58,318
- From New York.
- He has some kind of a foreign name.
247
00:21:58,735 --> 00:22:01,530
Van something or other.
248
00:22:04,825 --> 00:22:07,911
Oh, there you are. How sweet.
249
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:11,081
They're from him. With a personal note.
250
00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:15,127
- Just the initial
- Yeah, it starts with
251
00:22:15,419 --> 00:22:19,089
- David'?
- No. It has an "R" in it.
252
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:20,590
Doberman?
253
00:22:20,841 --> 00:22:22,092
- Drake?
- Darren.
254
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:25,846
It's "D" something, "R" something,
Daryl!
255
00:22:29,099 --> 00:22:30,559
- Van Horne.
- Yes!
256
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:32,436
- Daryl Van Horne.
- Daryl Van Horne?
257
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:34,271
What kind of name is that?
258
00:22:40,027 --> 00:22:41,236
Felicia!
259
00:22:47,451 --> 00:22:48,744
Sweetheart?
260
00:22:57,711 --> 00:22:59,379
Oh, Clyde, honey.
261
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:02,799
I think I broke my leg.
262
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,187
Looking for me?
263
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:04,194
Are you looking for me?
Or is this just a happy coincidence?
264
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:07,030
- Actually, I was--
- Just looking.
265
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:09,533
Well, too bad.
266
00:24:09,866 --> 00:24:13,245
Have you seen any snowy egrets out here?
267
00:24:13,411 --> 00:24:15,872
- No.
- Neither have I.
268
00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:21,211
Not that I'd know a snowy egret if I was
pissing on one. You want some lunch?
269
00:24:22,212 --> 00:24:24,714
I think it's a little late
in the season.
270
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:27,634
For lunch?
271
00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,261
No, pissing on birds.
272
00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:36,560
Daryl Van Horne.
273
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:38,061
Alexandra Medford.
274
00:24:38,562 --> 00:24:41,231
The local sculptress.
The one who makes...
275
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:43,233
...the little booby dolls.
276
00:24:43,567 --> 00:24:45,110
They're just little--
277
00:24:45,569 --> 00:24:49,072
Little, yes, but potent. Full of juice.
278
00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:53,577
Potent. You can feel it
when you pick them up.
279
00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:55,745
I sent a couple to New York.
280
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:59,499
I have a friend down there.
Terrific fellow.
281
00:24:59,749 --> 00:25:03,086
He has a gallery.
I wanted to hear his opinion.
282
00:25:03,461 --> 00:25:06,381
Of course the scale is wrong.
Get bigger.
283
00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:10,177
Let yourself go.
Get some size into it.
284
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:14,681
Do you like fish?
We're having fish for lunch.
285
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:35,952
Interesting, huh?
286
00:25:36,494 --> 00:25:37,662
Oh, yes.
287
00:25:37,871 --> 00:25:39,623
Fidel, that's his name.
288
00:25:39,956 --> 00:25:42,792
Women love him.
They're crazy about him.
289
00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:45,795
He has a big schlong.
290
00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:47,380
Huge.
291
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:51,134
Well, there you are.
Scale again. Size.
292
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:53,887
Who knows, maybe it's a masculine thing.
293
00:25:54,054 --> 00:25:59,684
They say women don't care. I'm in
the middle myself. How about you?
294
00:26:00,060 --> 00:26:01,645
How about me, what?
295
00:26:01,811 --> 00:26:05,148
See, women are in touch
with different things.
296
00:26:05,398 --> 00:26:10,237
That's my opinion. It's not a
fashionable one right now, but fuck it!
297
00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:15,242
I see men running around,
putting their dicks...
298
00:26:15,450 --> 00:26:18,203
...into everything,
trying to make something happen.
299
00:26:18,370 --> 00:26:22,374
But it's women who are the source,
the only power.
300
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:25,502
Nature. Birth. Rebirth.
301
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:27,963
Cliché. Cliché.
302
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:30,131
Sure. But true.
303
00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:32,842
Why are you telling me this?
304
00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:37,222
You're an honest woman.
I'm being honest with you.
305
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:40,725
I like women. I admire them.
306
00:26:41,017 --> 00:26:45,355
But if you want me to treat you
like a dumb twit, I will.
307
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:48,817
But what for? You have brains, Alex.
308
00:26:49,025 --> 00:26:53,446
More than brains. But you don't
know it. Most women don't.
309
00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,990
Are you married?
310
00:26:55,198 --> 00:26:56,366
Good question!
311
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:59,119
You see? Brains.
312
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:02,372
The answer is no.
I don't believe in it.
313
00:27:02,539 --> 00:27:05,208
Good for the man.
Lousy for the woman.
314
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:11,006
She dies. She suffocates.
I've seen it. Then the husband...
315
00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:14,050
...complains to everyone that
he's fucking a dead person.
316
00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:15,593
And he's the one who killed her.
317
00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,890
- Where is your husband?
- Dead.
318
00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:24,394
Sorry, but you're one of the lucky ones.
319
00:27:24,728 --> 00:27:28,898
When a woman unloads a husband
or a husband unloads a woman...
320
00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:33,570
...however it happens...
death, desertion, divorce: the three Ds.
321
00:27:33,737 --> 00:27:38,241
When that happens, a woman blooms.
She blossoms.
322
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:42,078
Like flowers. Like fruit.
323
00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:43,580
She is ripe.
324
00:27:44,581 --> 00:27:46,916
That's the woman for me.
325
00:27:54,758 --> 00:27:57,093
Would you like to see my house?
326
00:27:58,303 --> 00:27:59,804
Yes.
327
00:28:01,097 --> 00:28:03,266
In case anybody ever...
328
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,602
...needed any exercise...
329
00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:09,856
...the pool is right over there,
past the piano...
330
00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:12,442
...where the ballroom used to be.
331
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:15,278
Interesting word, "ballroom."
332
00:28:15,612 --> 00:28:16,946
It's one of my favorites.
333
00:28:17,113 --> 00:28:19,115
Over there is...
334
00:28:19,949 --> 00:28:22,369
...my study.
335
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,122
Oh.
336
00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:29,626
- This is my bedroom.
- Yes, it is.
337
00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:32,379
The Borgias once owned the bed.
338
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:37,967
Of course, you have to pay for it
with your soul, but...
339
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:41,304
...what the hell,
I deserve a little luxury.
340
00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:43,890
You have to take care of yourself.
341
00:28:44,057 --> 00:28:46,768
No one will do that for you, will they?
342
00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:48,645
Hmm?
343
00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:56,736
Ha. Ha-ha.
What do you think you're doing?
344
00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:02,826
Being as direct with you as I know how.
I thought you'd appreciate it.
345
00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:08,748
I always like a little pussy
after lunch. What do you say?
346
00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:12,836
- Hmm?
- Are you trying to seduce me?
347
00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:16,840
I wouldn't dream of seducing you,
Alexandra.
348
00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:19,342
I wouldn't insult your intelligence...
349
00:29:19,509 --> 00:29:22,679
...with anything as trivial
as seduction.
350
00:29:23,346 --> 00:29:27,392
But, I would love to fuck you.
351
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:35,400
I have to admit that I appreciate
your directness, Daryl.
352
00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,026
I will try to be as direct...
353
00:29:37,193 --> 00:29:39,571
...and honest with you
as I possibly can be.
354
00:29:39,737 --> 00:29:41,781
I think...
355
00:29:42,031 --> 00:29:46,953
No, I am positive that you are the most
unattractive man I have ever met...
356
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,913
...in my entire life.
357
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:54,002
This afternoon, you have demonstrated
every loathsome characteristic...
358
00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:57,088
...of the male personality
and even added some new ones.
359
00:29:57,255 --> 00:30:00,508
You are physically repulsive,
intellectually retarded...
360
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,638
...morally reprehensible, vulgar,
insensitive, selfish, stupid.
361
00:30:05,889 --> 00:30:09,100
You have no taste, no sense of humor
and you smell.
362
00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:13,104
You're not even interesting enough
to make me sick.
363
00:30:14,522 --> 00:30:18,401
Um... Would you like to be
on top or the bottom?
364
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:23,573
Goodbye, Daryl, and thank you
for a lovely lunch.
365
00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:26,743
If that's the way you feel about it...
366
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:29,454
...that's the way you feel about it.
367
00:30:29,746 --> 00:30:31,831
Is that the way you feel about it?
368
00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:39,631
Who are you?
369
00:30:41,466 --> 00:30:42,842
Just your...
370
00:30:43,092 --> 00:30:45,929
...average horny little devil.
371
00:30:47,096 --> 00:30:48,640
I have to get home.
372
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:51,726
What have you got to go home to?
373
00:30:51,893 --> 00:30:54,354
There isn't anybody there, is there?
374
00:30:54,938 --> 00:30:56,940
The kid will take care of herself.
375
00:30:57,607 --> 00:31:01,611
She'll eat and fall asleep
on the bed doing homework.
376
00:31:01,945 --> 00:31:03,613
I promise.
377
00:31:04,447 --> 00:31:06,282
And housecleaning?
378
00:31:06,616 --> 00:31:10,286
You clean up the dirt,
there's just more dirt tomorrow.
379
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:13,915
Make the beds, they just
have to be made tomorrow.
380
00:31:14,082 --> 00:31:17,502
Wash the dishes.
There's more to wash tomorrow.
381
00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:19,671
- I have to make--
- Make dinner?
382
00:31:19,963 --> 00:31:21,631
It just gets eaten.
383
00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:23,800
You've done your best, Alex.
384
00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:27,887
You've done the wife bit,
the motherhood bit.
385
00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:31,474
The car pools, the vegetable garden...
386
00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:34,811
...the needlepoint,
the macrame potholders...
387
00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:37,981
...a cup of coffee with
a neighbor in the morning...
388
00:31:38,648 --> 00:31:42,485
...a couple of drinks,
a couple of pills...
389
00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:45,405
...a little psychoanalysis...
390
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:48,324
Where are you now, Alex?
391
00:31:48,658 --> 00:31:51,286
Exactly where I want to be
and I'm doing fine.
392
00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:56,666
Pretending to be somebody else?
To be half of what you are?
393
00:31:56,833 --> 00:31:59,335
How long can you last like that?
394
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:03,548
The world keeps growing,
and you feed it.
395
00:32:03,715 --> 00:32:05,842
But it doesn't feed you, does it?
396
00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:09,846
It washes through you,
down the drain, wasted.
397
00:32:10,054 --> 00:32:12,724
A woman is a hole,
isn't that what they say?
398
00:32:13,016 --> 00:32:16,519
All the futility of the world
pouring into her.
399
00:32:17,145 --> 00:32:18,521
Hmm?
400
00:32:19,689 --> 00:32:23,860
How much can you take, Alex?
How much can you take...
401
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,029
...before you snap?
402
00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:31,534
Lying on your bed,
looking at the ceiling...
403
00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:33,703
...waiting for something to happen.
404
00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:38,458
And knowing all the time that you
were meant for something better.
405
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:40,668
Feeling it.
406
00:32:40,835 --> 00:32:42,462
Wanting it.
407
00:32:43,755 --> 00:32:45,465
Use me, Alex.
408
00:32:46,549 --> 00:32:47,884
Use me.
409
00:32:48,384 --> 00:32:50,720
Fill me up. I can take it.
410
00:32:50,928 --> 00:32:54,015
Make it happen. Don't wait.
411
00:32:54,557 --> 00:32:56,392
Time is the killer.
412
00:32:57,101 --> 00:32:58,728
Make it happen.
413
00:32:59,729 --> 00:33:01,564
Do it, Alex.
414
00:33:02,065 --> 00:33:03,566
Do it now.
415
00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,540
You know...
416
00:34:02,125 --> 00:34:04,127
You sit there in that...
417
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,714
...pathetic excuse of an office...
418
00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:11,300
...reporting gossip...
419
00:34:15,263 --> 00:34:17,432
...while under your very nose...
420
00:34:18,307 --> 00:34:19,642
...evil...
421
00:34:20,810 --> 00:34:22,812
...is doing its worst.
422
00:34:27,316 --> 00:34:29,152
You have no spine, Clyde.
423
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:33,239
Not one ounce...
424
00:34:33,865 --> 00:34:35,158
...of morality.
425
00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:37,660
Christ!
426
00:34:38,161 --> 00:34:40,163
Even common sense.
427
00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:44,208
Nuclear holocaust.
428
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,835
Murder.
429
00:34:46,002 --> 00:34:48,296
Rape. Apartheid!
430
00:34:49,672 --> 00:34:52,341
Why, these words mean nothing to you.
431
00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:56,345
It's just a local newspaper.
432
00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,473
It is local turpitude.
433
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:02,685
You are a failure, Clyde!
You should be strung up...
434
00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:06,105
...along with that son of a bitch
who bought that house!
435
00:35:08,691 --> 00:35:10,860
Call the nurse!
436
00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:21,037
I am in pain!
437
00:35:21,537 --> 00:35:24,373
- Then take the pill.
- I don't want to.
438
00:35:24,540 --> 00:35:27,043
I'm not going to force it on you.
439
00:35:28,252 --> 00:35:30,254
Is it Alzheimer's?
440
00:35:30,671 --> 00:35:34,884
No. It's the bone marrow.
When a bone breaks...
441
00:35:35,218 --> 00:35:39,722
...bits of fat get in the bloodstream
and the blood vessels of the brain.
442
00:35:40,056 --> 00:35:41,641
It affects the behavior.
443
00:35:41,849 --> 00:35:46,145
She's hysterical. She says things that
I don't know where they're coming from.
444
00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:47,688
It's bone marrow?
445
00:35:47,855 --> 00:35:52,235
Yes. She'll be very upset.
She'll say terrible things.
446
00:35:52,401 --> 00:35:54,570
She may even be paranoid.
447
00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:58,115
It is perfectly normal. It will pass.
448
00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:18,261
What's happening to me, Clyde?
449
00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:20,221
It's all right, sweetheart.
450
00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:26,769
I open my mouth and
the strangest things come out.
451
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:33,734
You've had a hard time
and you're tired. Try to sleep.
452
00:36:48,124 --> 00:36:50,459
Something is inside me, Clyde.
453
00:36:53,004 --> 00:36:55,506
Something is crawling inside me.
454
00:36:57,008 --> 00:36:58,259
I can feel it.
455
00:36:58,467 --> 00:36:59,802
Something evil.
456
00:37:00,970 --> 00:37:02,805
It's almost here.
457
00:37:04,015 --> 00:37:05,099
Hi.
458
00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:07,727
YOU!
459
00:37:08,144 --> 00:37:09,645
In there!
460
00:38:06,535 --> 00:38:07,954
Jane.
461
00:38:08,204 --> 00:38:09,872
At last we meet.
462
00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:12,375
Daryl Van Horne.
463
00:38:24,845 --> 00:38:26,180
Cream and sugar?
464
00:38:26,389 --> 00:38:27,682
Sugar .
465
00:38:28,391 --> 00:38:30,726
- One lump or two?
- Four.
466
00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:33,896
- Sweet tooth.
- Sweet everything.
467
00:38:34,063 --> 00:38:38,234
I'm a sugar junkie.
Sugar, chocolate, Coca-Cola...
468
00:38:38,901 --> 00:38:42,738
Uncontrollable appetite.
In every department.
469
00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:46,867
That's not good for you.
470
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:53,249
It doesn't bother me.
471
00:38:53,582 --> 00:38:57,086
I have a supernatural constitution.
It's genetic.
472
00:38:57,712 --> 00:39:00,548
I don't hold on
this health consciousness shit.
473
00:39:00,923 --> 00:39:02,383
Pardon the language.
474
00:39:02,550 --> 00:39:04,343
I see guys, 60...
475
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,929
...70, breaking their balls...
476
00:39:07,596 --> 00:39:09,932
...to stay fit. What for?
477
00:39:10,266 --> 00:39:13,227
When I die, I want to be sick,
not healthy.
478
00:39:14,103 --> 00:39:16,939
I suppose that's one way
of looking at it.
479
00:39:17,940 --> 00:39:19,442
Oh.
480
00:39:20,109 --> 00:39:21,402
Do I make you nervous?
481
00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:22,820
Yes, you do.
482
00:39:23,279 --> 00:39:25,781
I'm sorry.
I don't know why I said that.
483
00:39:26,949 --> 00:39:28,784
Truth is best.
484
00:39:29,618 --> 00:39:31,454
Yes, that's so true.
485
00:39:43,632 --> 00:39:45,634
So what brings you to Eastwick?
486
00:39:46,594 --> 00:39:47,887
Ah.
487
00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:50,806
We're going to have
a polite conversation.
488
00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:52,266
I'm sorry.
489
00:39:52,475 --> 00:39:54,101
No, I don't mind.
490
00:39:54,268 --> 00:39:57,938
I came to Eastwick
because I was drawn here.
491
00:39:58,981 --> 00:40:01,650
I needed a place to settle down and...
492
00:40:02,985 --> 00:40:04,612
...l liked the house.
493
00:40:05,654 --> 00:40:07,114
It has a history.
494
00:40:08,157 --> 00:40:09,492
Rubbish.
495
00:40:09,658 --> 00:40:11,327
No, it's true.
496
00:40:12,328 --> 00:40:15,164
They say they used
to burn witches there.
497
00:40:16,499 --> 00:40:18,334
Hocus-pocus.
498
00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:21,170
The entire witchcraft scare...
499
00:40:21,337 --> 00:40:26,133
...as far back as the 14th century,
was started by the medical profession.
500
00:40:26,592 --> 00:40:27,927
That's right.
501
00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:31,764
They were trying to get midwives
out of the child-birthing business.
502
00:40:32,348 --> 00:40:36,685
That's what most of the women
they burned were. Midwives.
503
00:40:37,311 --> 00:40:38,479
Is that true?
504
00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:41,190
You better believe it.
505
00:40:41,357 --> 00:40:45,694
Just another example of
male-dominated professional society...
506
00:40:46,028 --> 00:40:50,199
...exploiting females
for their own selfish purposes.
507
00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:53,661
Men are such cocksuckers, aren't they?
508
00:40:56,705 --> 00:40:59,708
You don't have to answer that.
It's true.
509
00:41:00,376 --> 00:41:02,586
Their dicks get limp...
510
00:41:02,753 --> 00:41:05,798
...when confronted by a powerful woman,
so what do they do?
511
00:41:05,965 --> 00:41:08,884
Call them witches.
Burn them, torture them...
512
00:41:09,218 --> 00:41:12,721
...until every woman is afraid.
Afraid of herself...
513
00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:15,724
...afraid of men.
514
00:41:16,058 --> 00:41:17,893
And all for what?
515
00:41:19,228 --> 00:41:21,564
Fear of losing their hard-on.
516
00:41:26,068 --> 00:41:27,820
Let's play some music.
517
00:41:39,957 --> 00:41:41,375
Mm.
518
00:42:05,274 --> 00:42:07,276
You play beautifully.
519
00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,279
Nothing compared to you.
520
00:42:10,613 --> 00:42:12,448
You're an artist.
521
00:42:12,615 --> 00:42:13,949
Intonation.
522
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,619
Vibrato. Stretch.
523
00:42:17,119 --> 00:42:20,122
You think I'm crazy, but I know music.
524
00:42:20,456 --> 00:42:23,417
It's the one thing that makes me humble.
525
00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:27,087
Not prissy? Our leader says
my intonation is prissy.
526
00:42:27,254 --> 00:42:29,215
You have precision.
527
00:42:30,466 --> 00:42:35,137
Precision is not prissy.
Precision is the foundation of passion.
528
00:42:35,638 --> 00:42:38,974
Passion without precision? Chaos.
529
00:42:39,266 --> 00:42:43,103
Look at your thumb.
Your sublime thumb position.
530
00:42:43,312 --> 00:42:45,648
You really keep the pressure on.
531
00:42:45,814 --> 00:42:48,150
Most men can't, but you...
532
00:42:48,734 --> 00:42:51,570
You have the most beautiful callus.
533
00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:54,323
This hand.
534
00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:59,495
This is your failure.
Your bowing sucks.
535
00:43:01,330 --> 00:43:02,998
My bowing? Why?
536
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,964
Your spiccato sounds like marcato.
Your legato like détaché.
537
00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:14,677
You kill the passion. Let it go.
Why are you holding back?
538
00:43:15,010 --> 00:43:17,471
These aren't just notes
you're playing...
539
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:20,516
...they're phrases. Human outcries.
540
00:43:20,683 --> 00:43:23,519
I understand that! And I practice!
541
00:43:23,686 --> 00:43:26,146
I practice until my fingers bleed!
542
00:43:27,189 --> 00:43:28,816
I know.
543
00:43:29,024 --> 00:43:32,194
It's the sixteenth notes in the allegro.
I can't do it!
544
00:43:32,528 --> 00:43:34,029
Yes, you can.
545
00:43:35,197 --> 00:43:36,824
It's no good.
546
00:43:40,536 --> 00:43:42,037
I don't have it.
547
00:43:42,329 --> 00:43:43,539
I can't do it.
548
00:43:43,831 --> 00:43:46,709
- Yes, you can.
- No, I can't, I can't.
549
00:43:52,047 --> 00:43:53,382
Trust me.
550
00:43:54,341 --> 00:43:55,676
Trust me.
551
00:44:07,896 --> 00:44:09,398
Try.
552
00:44:10,733 --> 00:44:12,234
Try.
553
00:44:13,068 --> 00:44:14,695
Let it go. Don't be afraid.
554
00:44:14,862 --> 00:44:17,823
You have great passion in you.
Let it out.
555
00:44:18,407 --> 00:44:20,242
I can take it.
556
00:44:20,576 --> 00:44:22,077
I want it.
557
00:44:31,128 --> 00:44:32,546
Yes.
558
00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:35,591
Yes.
559
00:44:37,509 --> 00:44:39,595
Yes, that's it.
560
00:44:41,013 --> 00:44:45,100
Relax. Just breathe into it.
561
00:44:45,434 --> 00:44:48,437
Don't tighten up. That's it.
562
00:44:49,229 --> 00:44:51,398
Feel it. Hold it. Love it.
563
00:44:51,774 --> 00:44:53,275
That's it, yes.
564
00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:55,069
Yes, that's right. Now!
565
00:45:03,911 --> 00:45:06,080
That's right. Do you feel that?
566
00:45:06,330 --> 00:45:08,999
Let it wash over you.
Let it tickle you.
567
00:46:26,702 --> 00:46:27,953
Did you miss me?
568
00:46:28,162 --> 00:46:30,122
- Yes.
- Good. I missed you too.
569
00:46:30,289 --> 00:46:31,874
- Like my new top?
- Yeah, it's cute.
570
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,001
Do you want to listen to some tapes?
571
00:46:36,503 --> 00:46:38,881
Alex! Yoo-hoo.
572
00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:40,883
I'm out here!
573
00:46:43,218 --> 00:46:44,761
- Let's go.
- What is that?
574
00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:49,057
We're going to be late.
Carol, the number is on the fridge!
575
00:46:49,892 --> 00:46:52,895
- But you're not dressed.
- I'm not naked.
576
00:46:55,189 --> 00:46:57,357
- I don't believe it!
- Neither do I!
577
00:46:57,524 --> 00:46:59,735
But I swear to God,
I couldn't walk for two days.
578
00:47:02,404 --> 00:47:05,199
His penis is amazing.
It bends the wrong way.
579
00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:07,451
The wrong--? Wait a minute!
580
00:47:07,910 --> 00:47:09,578
It bends like that!
581
00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:12,206
- You're terrible.
- No, I'm fabulous.
582
00:47:13,415 --> 00:47:15,626
But just because you went
to bed with him--
583
00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:18,921
No, it's not just that!
It's like he knows me.
584
00:47:19,213 --> 00:47:23,217
He knows everything!
I can't wait for you to meet him.
585
00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:27,262
And I can't wait for Jane to meet him!
Jane will love him!
586
00:47:34,311 --> 00:47:35,646
Jane?
587
00:47:35,896 --> 00:47:37,064
Is that you?
588
00:47:37,231 --> 00:47:40,067
Sukie. Alexandra.
589
00:47:40,776 --> 00:47:42,945
Did you come to fix the plumbing?
590
00:47:43,237 --> 00:47:46,490
I didn't have time to change.
What's your excuse?
591
00:47:46,657 --> 00:47:48,659
I don't need any. I was invited.
592
00:47:48,825 --> 00:47:49,952
So was I.
593
00:47:50,118 --> 00:47:51,453
Hello!
594
00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:53,622
Mm. Darling!
595
00:47:53,789 --> 00:47:54,915
There you are.
596
00:47:55,082 --> 00:47:56,625
- Are we late?
- Not at all.
597
00:47:56,792 --> 00:47:58,293
Weren't we playing singles?
598
00:47:58,460 --> 00:48:00,546
- You don't play tennis.
- I do now.
599
00:48:00,712 --> 00:48:03,799
Sukie. At last we meet.
600
00:48:04,466 --> 00:48:06,552
Hi. Hello. How are you?
601
00:48:06,802 --> 00:48:08,470
Let me...
602
00:48:09,137 --> 00:48:11,807
...look at those eyes of yours.
603
00:48:13,141 --> 00:48:15,811
You are a fertile creature, aren't you?
604
00:48:16,144 --> 00:48:17,312
Thank you, I think.
605
00:48:17,479 --> 00:48:21,149
I'm reading that rag of a newspaper.
You are a genius.
606
00:48:21,650 --> 00:48:24,653
Wasted. Pearls before swine.
607
00:48:25,654 --> 00:48:30,492
When are we going to do our interview?
I love interviews.
608
00:48:30,826 --> 00:48:33,120
- They're so intimate.
- Anytime you say.
609
00:48:33,287 --> 00:48:37,291
Just the two of us,
banging away, head to head.
610
00:48:37,666 --> 00:48:40,002
Yes, yes.
611
00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:41,420
But not today.
612
00:48:41,587 --> 00:48:44,506
Today is for tennis.
Are you ready, ladies?
613
00:48:49,678 --> 00:48:51,346
What a day!
614
00:48:52,514 --> 00:48:54,349
What a day!
615
00:48:56,852 --> 00:48:58,854
Is that your perfume?
616
00:49:12,868 --> 00:49:14,494
Double fault!
617
00:49:14,703 --> 00:49:18,540
I'm not blind or deaf!
You don't have to shout!
618
00:49:18,707 --> 00:49:21,501
We're all good friends.
Let's play fair.
619
00:49:22,002 --> 00:49:25,339
I always play fair, okay?
Love-forty, Jane.
620
00:49:25,505 --> 00:49:27,382
Okay?
621
00:49:27,549 --> 00:49:30,093
- What do you mean?
- Don't let them rattle you.
622
00:49:30,260 --> 00:49:32,888
They're just trying to get you.
Let's go.
623
00:49:42,606 --> 00:49:43,899
- Uhn!
- Ah.
624
00:49:45,067 --> 00:49:47,069
Sorry, darling. Lost my head.
625
00:49:49,237 --> 00:49:50,739
Fault.
626
00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:02,834
Ow!
627
00:50:21,103 --> 00:50:22,771
I've got it! I've got it!
628
00:50:27,401 --> 00:50:28,902
It's not coming down.
629
00:50:45,585 --> 00:50:46,795
Come on.
630
00:50:47,129 --> 00:50:49,297
Our game. Sukie serves.
631
00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:26,293
Stop!
632
00:52:04,873 --> 00:52:06,541
Good going, Daryl.
633
00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:18,053
Jane!
634
00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:55,173
Strong drink. What is it?
635
00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:58,218
Rum...vodka...
636
00:52:58,426 --> 00:53:00,095
...brandy...
637
00:53:00,262 --> 00:53:01,596
...acid.
638
00:53:02,389 --> 00:53:03,932
I'm only kidding.
639
00:53:04,266 --> 00:53:07,143
I don't mind.
Drugs have no effect on me.
640
00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:09,437
- Really?
- Neither does alcohol.
641
00:53:09,771 --> 00:53:12,607
It's true. It's boring, but it's true.
642
00:53:17,904 --> 00:53:20,240
Are you going to seduce me too?
643
00:53:21,950 --> 00:53:23,118
Yes.
644
00:53:25,078 --> 00:53:26,413
How?
645
00:53:28,957 --> 00:53:30,417
I don't know.
646
00:53:32,794 --> 00:53:35,297
I should warn you. I get pregnant.
647
00:53:36,631 --> 00:53:39,634
I get pregnant all the time.
At the drop of a hat.
648
00:53:39,801 --> 00:53:42,095
I could borrow your toothbrush
and get pregnant.
649
00:53:42,971 --> 00:53:44,973
I'll keep that in mind.
650
00:53:47,309 --> 00:53:48,727
That doesn't bother you?
651
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:51,271
No.
652
00:53:53,982 --> 00:53:55,817
You're not like other men.
653
00:53:56,818 --> 00:53:58,278
- I'm not.
- Uhn-uhn.
654
00:53:58,486 --> 00:54:02,991
Most men, well, my husband,
try to keep everything under control...
655
00:54:03,325 --> 00:54:05,660
...pretend everything is normal.
656
00:54:05,827 --> 00:54:09,998
Always rational,
always an explanation for everything.
657
00:54:10,665 --> 00:54:15,003
Men need that, don't they?
To feel everything is solid.
658
00:54:15,295 --> 00:54:17,964
And the world just isn't like that.
659
00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:21,343
Certainly not with you three around.
660
00:54:25,472 --> 00:54:27,098
I don't think--
661
00:54:38,985 --> 00:54:41,988
We're not so different from other women.
662
00:54:42,197 --> 00:54:44,366
Women are more natural, right?
663
00:54:44,699 --> 00:54:48,203
And nature is crazy,
no matter what science says.
664
00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:52,374
So I don't mind.
665
00:54:54,376 --> 00:54:58,713
I don't mind when peculiar things
happen. It's natural...
666
00:54:59,047 --> 00:55:01,591
...because the world
is a peculiar place.
667
00:55:02,050 --> 00:55:04,386
And you're a very peculiar person.
668
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:06,805
Thank you.
669
00:55:09,224 --> 00:55:11,518
I would love to be a woman.
670
00:55:11,935 --> 00:55:14,187
You would? Really? Why?
671
00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:18,066
Just look what you can do
with your bodies.
672
00:55:18,566 --> 00:55:20,735
Make babies and...
673
00:55:21,736 --> 00:55:24,406
...make milk to feed the babies.
674
00:55:27,409 --> 00:55:29,411
If I could do that...
675
00:55:31,246 --> 00:55:33,248
Who are you, really?
676
00:55:35,917 --> 00:55:38,253
Anybody you want me to be.
677
00:58:13,741 --> 00:58:16,077
Look at what they can do.
678
00:58:17,579 --> 00:58:19,581
These are human beings.
679
00:58:30,258 --> 00:58:33,928
When you're a kid
and don't understand anything...
680
00:58:34,262 --> 00:58:37,432
...you think when you grow up
it will all make sense.
681
00:58:37,765 --> 00:58:40,894
Then when you grow up,
you keep waiting for the day.
682
00:58:41,060 --> 00:58:42,854
You think it ever happens?
683
00:58:44,814 --> 00:58:49,527
It starts when you open your eyes and
realize what the future has in store for you.
684
00:58:50,612 --> 00:58:54,115
And what do you see
when you open your eyes?
685
00:58:56,993 --> 00:58:58,453
Well...
686
00:58:58,995 --> 00:59:01,331
It's a short life, isn't it?
687
00:59:02,665 --> 00:59:05,877
Sometimes I look in the mirror
and I see everything...
688
00:59:06,044 --> 00:59:08,004
...disintegrating faster and faster.
689
00:59:13,676 --> 00:59:15,678
I always see snakes.
690
00:59:16,012 --> 00:59:18,014
Hundreds of them.
691
00:59:18,514 --> 00:59:21,017
They crawl all over me and I disappear.
692
00:59:21,351 --> 00:59:23,686
Then I'm just not there anymore.
693
00:59:29,651 --> 00:59:34,364
Well, I don't mind that it's a short life
or growing old or disappearing.
694
00:59:35,031 --> 00:59:39,035
It's the pain that scares me.
I don't know why there has to be...
695
00:59:39,702 --> 00:59:41,537
...so much pain.
696
00:59:42,580 --> 00:59:45,625
Yeah, well...
697
00:59:46,876 --> 00:59:50,046
We don't deal the deck
down here, we just...
698
00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:52,548
...play the percentages.
699
01:00:39,262 --> 01:00:40,555
Whores.
700
01:00:45,768 --> 01:00:47,270
Whores.
701
01:00:48,396 --> 01:00:49,689
What?
702
01:00:49,939 --> 01:00:52,567
- Whores!
- Shh, Shh, Shh.
703
01:00:54,986 --> 01:00:57,405
- Whores.
- Sit down, sit down.
704
01:00:57,780 --> 01:00:59,449
Look around you.
705
01:01:00,283 --> 01:01:03,119
Look around you.
Do you see what's happening?
706
01:01:03,953 --> 01:01:05,455
In our town.
707
01:01:05,788 --> 01:01:08,207
In our very homes!
708
01:01:11,961 --> 01:01:14,797
You know who I'm talking about.
You know!
709
01:01:15,465 --> 01:01:18,968
You know what's going on in that house!
Vice!
710
01:01:19,218 --> 01:01:20,470
Perversions!
711
01:01:20,970 --> 01:01:22,638
Shamelessness!
712
01:01:23,222 --> 01:01:24,724
Cavorting...
713
01:01:25,141 --> 01:01:27,101
...With that devil!
714
01:01:27,268 --> 01:01:29,270
She's fine. She's sick.
715
01:01:31,064 --> 01:01:33,983
No! Drugs! Drugs are next.
716
01:01:34,484 --> 01:01:35,651
Murder!
717
01:01:36,152 --> 01:01:37,487
Rape!
718
01:01:38,988 --> 01:01:40,239
Incest!
719
01:01:40,656 --> 01:01:42,325
Spanish flies!
720
01:01:42,742 --> 01:01:45,161
Dildos! Anal intercourse!
721
01:01:48,498 --> 01:01:50,333
Listen to me!
722
01:01:51,501 --> 01:01:53,127
- Please.
- Sorry!
723
01:02:11,187 --> 01:02:13,189
Let's go home, Felicia.
724
01:02:13,523 --> 01:02:15,691
You employ one of them, Clyde.
725
01:02:15,942 --> 01:02:17,777
That's nobody's business.
726
01:02:18,236 --> 01:02:22,657
Oh-ho. It is everybody's business!
727
01:02:23,699 --> 01:02:26,953
You know, once there was a paradise.
728
01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:30,540
Then a serpent came into that garden.
729
01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:33,709
For Christ's sake, Felicia,
would you stop?
730
01:02:36,337 --> 01:02:38,214
On, Clyde.
731
01:02:39,215 --> 01:02:41,717
I have nothing against a good fuck.
732
01:02:43,386 --> 01:02:45,638
But there is danger here.
733
01:02:47,723 --> 01:02:50,726
Somebody has to do something about it.
734
01:03:21,090 --> 01:03:22,425
Okay, stop.
735
01:03:22,925 --> 01:03:24,594
Stop! Stop.
736
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:27,054
Um...
737
01:03:29,765 --> 01:03:31,434
Let's get rid of the music.
738
01:03:32,602 --> 01:03:37,273
Throw it away! Get rid of it.
Let's get rid of the music.
739
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:39,609
That's it! Right. Okay, now...
740
01:03:39,775 --> 01:03:42,445
I want you all to close your eyes.
741
01:03:44,030 --> 01:03:45,948
Take a deep breath.
742
01:03:47,617 --> 01:03:49,285
Let it all out.
743
01:03:51,787 --> 01:03:53,789
Now pick up your instrument...
744
01:03:55,374 --> 01:03:57,543
...and when I count to four...
745
01:03:58,085 --> 01:04:00,755
...we'll play the shit
out of this thing.
746
01:04:02,340 --> 01:04:08,846
One, two, three, four.
747
01:04:11,974 --> 01:04:14,143
That's it, just relax.
748
01:04:15,645 --> 01:04:17,813
Take it easy. Good.
749
01:04:19,148 --> 01:04:20,483
Nice!
750
01:04:21,484 --> 01:04:22,818
Smile.
751
01:04:23,152 --> 01:04:25,488
Come on, smile, Martha.
752
01:04:29,158 --> 01:04:32,578
That's it, this is fun.
Come on, this is easy.
753
01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:36,332
Easy-peasy. That's it, that's it. Good.
754
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:41,587
Just let it flow over you. Good.
755
01:04:45,007 --> 01:04:46,842
Let it tickle you now.
756
01:04:48,135 --> 01:04:51,472
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.
757
01:04:51,681 --> 01:04:54,183
Good! You've got it now. Come on!
758
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,562
Go with it, it's yours! Come on!
759
01:04:57,770 --> 01:05:00,147
Good! Yes!
760
01:05:01,107 --> 01:05:05,987
See? You can do it. That's it.
You're doing great. Flow with it.
761
01:05:07,488 --> 01:05:09,323
That's it, yes!
762
01:05:09,699 --> 01:05:13,035
These aren't phrases,
these are human outcries!
763
01:05:37,351 --> 01:05:38,978
Oh.
764
01:05:39,395 --> 01:05:42,398
Double-double chocolate.
These are fabulous.
765
01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:48,029
Mm-mm.
766
01:05:54,910 --> 01:05:56,704
Excuse me.
767
01:06:17,433 --> 01:06:19,685
Are you buying the paper or not?
768
01:06:20,811 --> 01:06:22,772
- Um...
- Slut.
769
01:06:24,857 --> 01:06:26,192
What did you say?
770
01:06:26,442 --> 01:06:27,777
You heard her.
771
01:06:40,831 --> 01:06:42,625
Did you see her socks?
772
01:06:43,459 --> 01:06:45,795
She's not wearing a bra.
773
01:06:47,213 --> 01:06:48,839
How could you do this?
774
01:06:49,006 --> 01:06:51,592
We didn't use any names
except for Van Horne.
775
01:06:51,759 --> 01:06:53,719
You don't know what goes on there.
776
01:06:54,220 --> 01:06:56,681
The whole town is talking
about you and your friends.
777
01:06:56,847 --> 01:06:59,141
This is so unfair. It's also untrue.
778
01:06:59,308 --> 01:07:01,185
- No, no, no, no.
- Yes.
779
01:07:01,394 --> 01:07:04,897
He filled in the wetlands
and ruined it for the birds.
780
01:07:05,147 --> 01:07:08,359
He altered the landmark building...
781
01:07:08,526 --> 01:07:11,112
...and the town is suing him
for $2 million.
782
01:07:11,278 --> 01:07:13,406
How can you do this to me?
783
01:07:13,656 --> 01:07:16,992
I work very hard and you know
I'm a good writer.
784
01:07:17,201 --> 01:07:18,828
All right, Sukie, all right.
785
01:07:18,994 --> 01:07:20,454
- What?
- Look, look.
786
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:24,500
I don't own the newspaper, you know.
787
01:07:28,504 --> 01:07:30,506
It's Felicia, isn't it?
788
01:07:31,090 --> 01:07:32,258
She's a...
789
01:07:33,426 --> 01:07:34,719
...very sick woman.
790
01:07:34,885 --> 01:07:39,348
She's having a very bad time.
And I don't know what to do.
791
01:07:40,349 --> 01:07:42,351
I want her to see a doctor.
792
01:07:42,685 --> 01:07:46,355
Well, not a doctor, you know,
but a...doctor.
793
01:07:53,612 --> 01:07:54,905
Clyde.
794
01:07:57,867 --> 01:08:00,369
We went to high school together.
795
01:08:02,204 --> 01:08:03,789
She was a catch.
796
01:08:05,875 --> 01:08:10,463
Ever since the accident, she just
hasn't been the same. And now...
797
01:08:15,718 --> 01:08:17,553
I'm so sorry, Clyde.
798
01:08:27,563 --> 01:08:29,148
What am I doing?
799
01:08:29,565 --> 01:08:30,983
Firing me.
800
01:08:32,026 --> 01:08:33,402
Oh.
801
01:08:36,572 --> 01:08:39,241
All these terrible things she says...
802
01:08:41,410 --> 01:08:43,329
...they're not true, are they?
803
01:08:46,999 --> 01:08:49,126
We should stop seeing each other.
804
01:08:49,293 --> 01:08:52,254
- Oh, let's not overreact.
- Yes, let's not overreact.
805
01:08:52,463 --> 01:08:55,007
- I think we should.
-lt's a small town, Daryl.
806
01:08:55,257 --> 01:08:58,219
We haven't done anything.
Why stop seeing each other?
807
01:08:58,385 --> 01:09:00,221
Clyde says that Felicia has visions.
808
01:09:00,387 --> 01:09:01,806
Why is it always women
who have visions?
809
01:09:01,972 --> 01:09:04,016
She sees the devil here in Eastwick.
810
01:09:04,266 --> 01:09:07,436
If you were the devil,
would you come to Eastwick?
811
01:09:07,770 --> 01:09:10,022
Oh, I don't know.
812
01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:11,232
Poor Felicia.
813
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:15,069
Poor Felicia? She talked
to all of my students' mothers.
814
01:09:15,236 --> 01:09:16,987
I had 12 cancellations this week.
815
01:09:17,154 --> 01:09:19,657
People tell Carol her mother is a dyke.
816
01:09:19,824 --> 01:09:21,534
You're being sued for millions.
817
01:09:21,784 --> 01:09:23,452
That is inconvenient.
818
01:09:23,702 --> 01:09:26,038
She's not kidding about
her medieval morality.
819
01:09:26,789 --> 01:09:29,792
I think Sukie is right.
Maybe we should stop.
820
01:09:30,251 --> 01:09:31,335
Maybe she should stop.
821
01:09:31,502 --> 01:09:33,879
You can't be serious.
We're a family.
822
01:09:34,129 --> 01:09:36,966
Just for a while
until things settle down.
823
01:09:39,635 --> 01:09:41,679
Don't let her get to you.
824
01:09:41,971 --> 01:09:43,472
Have a cherry.
825
01:09:54,441 --> 01:09:58,153
They are selling pornography
at Schyler's News Shop.
826
01:09:59,321 --> 01:10:01,824
In the open. On the shelves.
827
01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:04,493
Children are looking at this...
828
01:10:07,496 --> 01:10:09,331
It's in broad daylight.
829
01:10:10,165 --> 01:10:13,002
I can't understand one word
you're saying. Not one!
830
01:10:13,252 --> 01:10:15,504
They're standing in line...
831
01:10:22,845 --> 01:10:24,638
Filth in broad daylight.
832
01:10:24,805 --> 01:10:26,390
Right.
833
01:10:35,524 --> 01:10:37,401
She made a scene at Schyler's.
834
01:10:37,568 --> 01:10:40,863
Grabbing magazines from kids
and chasing them.
835
01:10:41,530 --> 01:10:45,284
She's in pain. Clyde too.
He started drinking again.
836
01:10:45,534 --> 01:10:48,579
She's twisted. Getting to me
through my kid is sick.
837
01:10:48,746 --> 01:10:51,749
- We could help.
- By putting her out of her misery.
838
01:10:51,916 --> 01:10:54,501
Please.
They're lucky to have each other.
839
01:10:54,668 --> 01:10:58,047
If they don't appreciate that,
I have no sympathy.
840
01:10:58,547 --> 01:11:01,300
Easy for you to say.
You don't have kids or a family.
841
01:11:02,301 --> 01:11:05,888
You're my family.
I don't want to lose it.
842
01:11:07,056 --> 01:11:09,892
I just can't stand to see you upset.
843
01:11:11,310 --> 01:11:13,562
You don't know what it does to me.
844
01:11:14,897 --> 01:11:16,899
I wish she would just go away.
845
01:11:19,068 --> 01:11:20,903
Have another cherry.
846
01:11:40,422 --> 01:11:42,591
He's trying to get inside me.
847
01:11:43,759 --> 01:11:45,344
He's trying to use me.
848
01:11:46,762 --> 01:11:49,098
And he's using these women too.
849
01:11:50,933 --> 01:11:53,268
He wants to take our goodness.
850
01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:00,693
He wants to get inside me.
851
01:12:02,778 --> 01:12:04,446
Just like a man.
852
01:12:05,364 --> 01:12:07,032
Tickle, tickle, diddle, diddle.
853
01:12:12,621 --> 01:12:16,792
God made us in the image of goodness.
Look what we've become.
854
01:12:20,796 --> 01:12:22,631
Animals gone mad...
855
01:12:23,382 --> 01:12:26,385
...devouring the earth and each other.
856
01:12:28,220 --> 01:12:30,556
Eat, eat, eat, eat!
857
01:12:34,309 --> 01:12:36,562
Felicia, calm down.
858
01:12:46,155 --> 01:12:47,990
I know who he is, Clyde.
859
01:12:49,491 --> 01:12:51,160
Have another cherry.
860
01:13:04,465 --> 01:13:06,675
What have you been eating?
861
01:13:07,509 --> 01:13:09,344
Those poor women.
862
01:13:09,803 --> 01:13:11,513
I have to warn them.
863
01:13:18,353 --> 01:13:20,355
He'll propagate, Clyde.
864
01:13:22,357 --> 01:13:24,526
He will increase his number.
865
01:13:27,321 --> 01:13:30,365
Those women are going to bear him sons.
866
01:13:31,700 --> 01:13:35,788
He's going to take their love
and destroy the earth with it.
867
01:13:56,558 --> 01:13:58,393
Let's call it a day.
868
01:15:19,641 --> 01:15:22,102
- I don't believe it.
- I know.
869
01:15:24,146 --> 01:15:26,315
I know him. He couldn't do this.
870
01:15:26,982 --> 01:15:29,568
Alex, don't you get it? God!
871
01:15:29,735 --> 01:15:30,861
Get what?
872
01:15:31,028 --> 01:15:32,154
Us!
873
01:15:33,322 --> 01:15:35,324
Last night, all that talk.
874
01:15:35,574 --> 01:15:37,409
Those were just words.
875
01:15:37,659 --> 01:15:40,662
They make things happen.
We make things happen.
876
01:15:40,913 --> 01:15:43,290
- We had nothing to do with this.
- Yes, we do!
877
01:15:43,457 --> 01:15:44,917
We should talk to Daryl.
878
01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:47,920
Why? Why do we have to do
everything Daryl says?
879
01:15:48,170 --> 01:15:49,379
She's right.
880
01:15:49,546 --> 01:15:52,341
Some man comes along
and nothing else matters!
881
01:15:52,674 --> 01:15:54,509
You are so dumb, Jane.
882
01:15:54,843 --> 01:15:58,096
- This is about us, not Daryl.
- Let's call him.
883
01:15:58,263 --> 01:16:00,974
Can't you stop thinking
from between your legs?
884
01:16:01,141 --> 01:16:02,434
You bitch!
885
01:16:02,601 --> 01:16:03,936
Alex, don't.
886
01:16:04,102 --> 01:16:05,979
- Shut up, Sukie!
- Will you get off of her?
887
01:16:49,982 --> 01:16:51,733
Anybody call?
888
01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:38,864
- Hello?
- Hi.
889
01:17:39,614 --> 01:17:42,617
- Daryl?
- Yeah. Remember me?
890
01:17:43,827 --> 01:17:44,870
How are you?
891
01:17:46,955 --> 01:17:49,791
I'm hanging in there.
What do you want?
892
01:17:50,959 --> 01:17:55,213
Nothing. I just called
to see how you are, you know?
893
01:17:55,964 --> 01:17:58,300
See how things were going.
894
01:17:59,134 --> 01:18:00,469
I'm fine.
895
01:18:04,639 --> 01:18:08,852
I wanted to see how you were,
you know?
896
01:18:09,644 --> 01:18:11,813
Make sure you were okay.
897
01:18:12,481 --> 01:18:16,485
Make sure you didn't have any
uncontrollable desire to see me.
898
01:18:17,694 --> 01:18:22,366
In case you were missing me and
you were too embarrassed to call...
899
01:18:22,574 --> 01:18:24,117
...l called first.
900
01:18:24,284 --> 01:18:27,954
Then you could feel superior
and see me at the same time.
901
01:18:29,748 --> 01:18:31,249
What do you say?
902
01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:35,587
I don't feel superior. I feel terrible.
903
01:18:37,297 --> 01:18:39,299
I feel terrible too.
904
01:18:39,633 --> 01:18:42,928
If we both feel terrible,
can't we do something about it?
905
01:18:43,095 --> 01:18:44,596
What's going on here?
906
01:18:44,763 --> 01:18:47,766
Nobody's calling me.
Nobody's coming to see me.
907
01:18:47,933 --> 01:18:49,810
- No--
- I just think we need some time.
908
01:18:49,976 --> 01:18:51,478
We need a little time, okay?
909
01:18:51,645 --> 01:18:55,148
No, it's not okay, Alex.
I don't understand.
910
01:18:55,482 --> 01:18:58,235
Somebody died, Daryl.
Felicia is dead.
911
01:18:59,486 --> 01:19:01,113
Yeah, well...
912
01:19:01,988 --> 01:19:05,492
People die all the time.
She was in a bad way.
913
01:19:05,659 --> 01:19:07,327
It has nothing to do with us.
914
01:19:08,995 --> 01:19:12,582
I can't talk to you.
Don't call me, because I--
915
01:19:12,833 --> 01:19:14,084
Don't hang up!
916
01:19:14,251 --> 01:19:17,754
Alex, don't do this! This is not fair!
917
01:19:58,044 --> 01:20:00,213
Happy birthday!
918
01:20:01,631 --> 01:20:03,049
It's not my birthday.
919
01:20:04,050 --> 01:20:05,093
It isn't?
920
01:20:06,219 --> 01:20:08,096
- You sure?
-l'm sure.
921
01:20:11,224 --> 01:20:12,893
Well, what the hell.
922
01:20:13,894 --> 01:20:15,896
Happy whatever day.
923
01:20:16,229 --> 01:20:18,398
These are my favorite fruit.
924
01:20:18,899 --> 01:20:20,984
I can't accept those, Daryl.
925
01:20:27,908 --> 01:20:30,243
I'm freezing my nuts off out here.
926
01:20:30,494 --> 01:20:33,079
I can't ask you in, I'm sorry.
927
01:20:34,915 --> 01:20:38,668
Not even for a little while?
Just to dry off.
928
01:20:39,753 --> 01:20:42,005
Talk to the kids maybe.
929
01:20:42,923 --> 01:20:45,258
No. You have to go away.
930
01:20:45,926 --> 01:20:49,596
You have to go away now.
I can't see you or talk to you.
931
01:20:49,930 --> 01:20:52,265
I'm sorry, Daryl, but I can't!
932
01:21:31,137 --> 01:21:32,305
Jane?
933
01:21:43,858 --> 01:21:45,443
Hello.
934
01:21:48,530 --> 01:21:49,990
Give me that.
935
01:22:11,803 --> 01:22:13,763
- Mrs. Spofford?
- What's wrong with me?
936
01:22:13,930 --> 01:22:17,017
Nothing. You're pregnant.
937
01:22:21,187 --> 01:22:22,856
Three or four weeks.
938
01:22:25,442 --> 01:22:27,027
Are you sure?
939
01:22:29,821 --> 01:22:33,658
I thought something was really wrong.
Are you sure?
940
01:22:34,034 --> 01:22:35,910
Do you need a doctor?
We could recommend--
941
01:22:36,077 --> 01:22:37,662
No, no, no, I-- No.
942
01:22:37,871 --> 01:22:39,539
Thank you so much.
943
01:22:40,540 --> 01:22:42,709
Mrs. Spofford, your clothes.
944
01:22:56,348 --> 01:22:58,308
Do you think it ever happens?
945
01:22:59,392 --> 01:23:01,061
It starts when you open your eyes...
946
01:23:01,227 --> 01:23:03,730
...and realize what the future
has in store for you.
947
01:23:03,897 --> 01:23:06,775
And what do you see
when you open your eyes?
948
01:23:09,736 --> 01:23:11,071
Well, short life.
949
01:23:11,571 --> 01:23:13,239
I want to surprise him.
950
01:23:25,919 --> 01:23:28,254
It's a short life, isn't it?
951
01:23:29,506 --> 01:23:32,425
I look in the mirror
and see everything...
952
01:23:33,093 --> 01:23:35,595
...disintegrating faster and faster.
953
01:23:37,514 --> 01:23:40,100
It's a short life, isn't it?
954
01:23:41,184 --> 01:23:44,437
I look in the mirror
and see everything...
955
01:23:44,688 --> 01:23:46,940
...disintegrating faster and faster.
956
01:24:23,476 --> 01:24:26,146
They crawl all over me
and I disappear.
957
01:24:26,479 --> 01:24:28,481
Then I'm just not there anymore.
958
01:24:28,815 --> 01:24:29,983
Alex!
959
01:24:31,860 --> 01:24:33,862
I always see snakes.
960
01:24:35,155 --> 01:24:37,157
Hundreds of them.
961
01:24:37,657 --> 01:24:41,911
They crawl all over me and I disappear.
Then I'm just not there.
962
01:25:26,539 --> 01:25:28,041
Alex, it's me.
963
01:25:29,876 --> 01:25:33,713
It's me. Just let it go. Let it go!
Look at me!
964
01:25:34,506 --> 01:25:38,635
Let it go. That's it. Just let it go.
965
01:25:39,135 --> 01:25:42,555
Pain scares me.
I don't know why there has to be...
966
01:25:43,723 --> 01:25:45,225
...so much pain.
967
01:25:57,487 --> 01:25:59,906
I don't know why there has to be...
968
01:26:00,323 --> 01:26:01,991
...so much pain.
969
01:27:12,979 --> 01:27:14,647
Can we talk?
970
01:27:17,483 --> 01:27:21,237
She's still hemorrhaging.
We slowed it down, but...
971
01:27:21,487 --> 01:27:22,614
Will she be all right?
972
01:27:22,780 --> 01:27:25,909
If we knew what was wrong,
we'd have a chance.
973
01:27:26,159 --> 01:27:27,410
Can we see her?
974
01:27:27,994 --> 01:27:31,164
She's in a lot of pain.
I can't give her anything...
975
01:27:31,331 --> 01:27:33,833
...until we know what
we're dealing with.
976
01:27:34,042 --> 01:27:37,503
Okay. Go ahead.
977
01:27:42,008 --> 01:27:44,844
Sweetheart,
the doctor says you'll be fine.
978
01:27:46,512 --> 01:27:48,848
He doesn't know what's going on.
979
01:27:53,186 --> 01:27:54,604
Easy.
980
01:27:57,857 --> 01:27:59,442
I'm pregnant.
981
01:28:02,779 --> 01:28:04,364
So am I.
982
01:28:09,077 --> 01:28:10,787
Alex?
983
01:28:12,705 --> 01:28:14,707
That son of a bitch.
984
01:28:19,128 --> 01:28:21,714
Make him stop, please.
Make him stop.
985
01:28:21,923 --> 01:28:23,925
I will, honey. I will.
986
01:28:39,399 --> 01:28:41,567
Back off, Fidel!
987
01:28:42,318 --> 01:28:44,946
Daryl? Daryl!
988
01:28:45,363 --> 01:28:49,409
Tara Flavor, come on down!
989
01:28:55,707 --> 01:28:57,417
Daryl?
990
01:28:57,750 --> 01:28:59,085
Alex?
991
01:29:00,044 --> 01:29:02,463
- Don't "Alex" me.
- What a nice surprise.
992
01:29:02,630 --> 01:29:04,549
What the hell do you think you're doing?
993
01:29:04,716 --> 01:29:07,343
I said, what the hell
do you think you're doing?
994
01:29:07,677 --> 01:29:09,345
A little housework.
995
01:29:10,596 --> 01:29:14,767
I've been sending these shirts out,
but Jesus, they come back in pieces.
996
01:29:15,143 --> 01:29:16,769
Small town.
997
01:29:17,437 --> 01:29:19,105
Not enough Orientals.
998
01:29:19,272 --> 01:29:22,442
Fidel's all thumbs
with this kind of thing.
999
01:29:22,942 --> 01:29:24,610
That just leaves me.
1000
01:29:24,777 --> 01:29:28,072
I'm not talking about your damn laundry,
I'm talking about...
1001
01:29:28,239 --> 01:29:30,283
...Sukie and Jane and me.
1002
01:29:31,534 --> 01:29:36,456
Golly. You girls sure are having
a hard time, aren't you?
1003
01:29:38,041 --> 01:29:39,709
Sukie is very ill.
1004
01:29:42,587 --> 01:29:44,547
Well, I'm sorry to hear it.
1005
01:29:44,797 --> 01:29:46,549
Then do something about it!
1006
01:29:47,050 --> 01:29:50,136
Me? What can I do about it?
1007
01:29:50,636 --> 01:29:52,847
It has nothing to do with me anymore.
1008
01:29:53,264 --> 01:29:54,849
It does, and you know it does!
1009
01:29:55,391 --> 01:29:56,934
No, I don't.
1010
01:29:58,061 --> 01:30:02,190
All I know is we were friends
and the next day I was shut out.
1011
01:30:02,565 --> 01:30:04,067
That's all I know.
1012
01:30:04,859 --> 01:30:07,445
One minute I was the answer
to your prayers.
1013
01:30:07,612 --> 01:30:11,157
Five minutes later, you wouldn't
give me the time of the day.
1014
01:30:11,324 --> 01:30:14,494
Sukie could die!
Don't you understand that?
1015
01:30:14,994 --> 01:30:18,498
- I can't help it.
- Yes, you can. Don't lie to me.
1016
01:30:20,166 --> 01:30:22,001
You deserted me.
1017
01:30:23,086 --> 01:30:24,545
We had a deal.
1018
01:30:24,712 --> 01:30:26,672
- That's no reason--
- Yes, it is.
1019
01:30:27,173 --> 01:30:28,716
You pissed me off!
1020
01:30:29,092 --> 01:30:31,010
Was I supposed to take it like a man?
1021
01:30:31,177 --> 01:30:32,470
I gave you everything I got!
1022
01:30:32,637 --> 01:30:35,848
I gave you more than anybody ever has,
and what do I get in exchange?
1023
01:30:36,015 --> 01:30:38,267
A little thank you?
A little gratitude?
1024
01:30:38,518 --> 01:30:40,561
I get screwed!
1025
01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:43,856
Oh, out the crap!
What do you want from us?
1026
01:30:44,023 --> 01:30:47,026
I want somebody to do these shirts!
1027
01:30:47,693 --> 01:30:51,697
I want somebody to pay attention to me!
I want some respect!
1028
01:30:51,989 --> 01:30:55,493
I want somebody to take care
of me for a change!
1029
01:30:55,701 --> 01:30:57,912
Huh? How about that?
1030
01:30:58,204 --> 01:31:00,373
What do I want? Christ!
1031
01:31:01,207 --> 01:31:04,043
What does any man want?
1032
01:31:05,044 --> 01:31:06,712
A little affection.
1033
01:31:07,463 --> 01:31:09,382
A little trust.
1034
01:31:11,050 --> 01:31:12,468
Goddamn it.
1035
01:31:12,927 --> 01:31:16,389
Everything I did, I did for you.
1036
01:31:21,811 --> 01:31:23,437
I was wrong.
1037
01:31:23,980 --> 01:31:25,314
Go ahead.
1038
01:31:25,648 --> 01:31:30,069
Go back to your miserable little life.
Fuck me if I care!
1039
01:31:30,486 --> 01:31:34,323
If that's what you want,
that's what you get.
1040
01:31:34,824 --> 01:31:37,493
You are not the only three women
in the world.
1041
01:31:39,912 --> 01:31:41,914
You're hurting people, Daryl.
1042
01:31:43,499 --> 01:31:45,251
What you did for us was great.
1043
01:31:45,418 --> 01:31:48,004
But you can't use your power
to hurt people.
1044
01:31:49,755 --> 01:31:51,424
Don't you understand that?
1045
01:31:52,550 --> 01:31:53,968
No.
1046
01:31:54,594 --> 01:31:57,930
I want my family back together,
that's all.
1047
01:31:59,098 --> 01:32:00,266
You...
1048
01:32:00,683 --> 01:32:02,268
...and Sukie...
1049
01:32:02,435 --> 01:32:04,103
...and Jane.
1050
01:32:04,937 --> 01:32:06,772
I couldn't hurt Sukie.
1051
01:32:06,981 --> 01:32:10,193
I couldn't hurt any of you.
How could I?
1052
01:32:10,902 --> 01:32:12,111
I love you.
1053
01:32:12,278 --> 01:32:14,071
You don't know what love is.
1054
01:32:14,238 --> 01:32:16,866
I can learn.
You could teach me.
1055
01:32:17,074 --> 01:32:18,868
How hard can it be?
1056
01:32:20,328 --> 01:32:22,955
Oh, Alex, let's not fight.
1057
01:32:23,122 --> 01:32:26,459
You can't win.
There's no way you can win.
1058
01:32:26,959 --> 01:32:30,087
There's nothing to go back to,
even if you could win.
1059
01:32:30,254 --> 01:32:31,881
Can't we just...
1060
01:32:32,298 --> 01:32:34,967
...put this behind us and be friends?
1061
01:32:44,227 --> 01:32:45,645
There.
1062
01:32:46,145 --> 01:32:47,563
See?
1063
01:32:47,813 --> 01:32:49,649
Isn't that nice?
1064
01:32:52,068 --> 01:32:53,527
Tell the truth.
1065
01:32:54,487 --> 01:32:57,323
You missed me a little bit, didn't you?
1066
01:32:57,823 --> 01:32:59,200
Huh?
1067
01:32:59,825 --> 01:33:01,827
Yeah, I have.
1068
01:33:02,411 --> 01:33:06,332
So let's kiss and make it better.
1069
01:33:07,750 --> 01:33:10,253
Huh? What do you say?
1070
01:33:12,838 --> 01:33:15,007
What are we going to do with you?
1071
01:33:21,973 --> 01:33:23,599
It stopped.
1072
01:34:21,198 --> 01:34:23,075
Darling, you look perfect.
1073
01:34:23,284 --> 01:34:25,036
Mm.
1074
01:34:34,503 --> 01:34:35,755
Hi.
1075
01:34:37,757 --> 01:34:39,133
You look gorgeous.
1076
01:34:39,300 --> 01:34:40,676
Thank you.
1077
01:34:40,843 --> 01:34:42,094
Feeling better?
1078
01:34:42,261 --> 01:34:45,931
Much better now.
Everything's going to be much better now.
1079
01:35:32,061 --> 01:35:33,479
Fidel.
1080
01:35:33,646 --> 01:35:35,398
We're going to town.
1081
01:35:35,981 --> 01:35:40,945
The ladies have a craving
for bagels and ice cream.
1082
01:37:03,027 --> 01:37:05,029
Three pinches.
1083
01:37:12,995 --> 01:37:14,580
I'd like...
1084
01:37:14,830 --> 01:37:19,168
...a dozen bagels, a pound of gravlax and
what kind of ice cream do you have?
1085
01:37:19,418 --> 01:37:21,837
No ice cream. The freezer's broken.
1086
01:37:22,421 --> 01:37:24,089
Ice cream.
1087
01:37:24,256 --> 01:37:28,219
Um... Well, ahem,
I'll just take the bread and the fish.
1088
01:37:35,684 --> 01:37:37,019
It doesn't look like him.
1089
01:37:37,186 --> 01:37:39,980
It doesn't have to. We know who it is.
1090
01:37:40,147 --> 01:37:43,359
He looks funny with no hair.
1091
01:37:43,526 --> 01:37:44,777
It won't hurt him, will it?
1092
01:37:44,944 --> 01:37:48,113
- No. We just want to send him away.
- Jane, come on.
1093
01:37:53,118 --> 01:37:55,538
No ice cream. Imagine that.
1094
01:37:56,121 --> 01:37:59,792
I'll go see if I can't get some.
You go shopping.
1095
01:38:04,296 --> 01:38:08,300
I said, "A tall, dark prince
traveling under a curse."
1096
01:38:08,634 --> 01:38:10,302
"Somebody nice."
1097
01:38:10,636 --> 01:38:12,471
"Somebody you could talk to."
1098
01:38:17,142 --> 01:38:18,811
- Morning.
- Good morning.
1099
01:38:19,019 --> 01:38:21,981
I'd like some pistachio.
That is pistachio?
1100
01:38:26,110 --> 01:38:30,531
And some chocolate-chocolate chip.
1101
01:38:33,826 --> 01:38:36,036
- Are you okay?
- No, my leg!
1102
01:38:37,162 --> 01:38:38,956
Jesus Christ!
1103
01:38:39,164 --> 01:38:40,708
What is it?
1104
01:38:44,837 --> 01:38:46,171
What's the matter?
1105
01:38:48,507 --> 01:38:50,384
Are you having a heart attack?
1106
01:39:20,372 --> 01:39:22,041
Girls!
1107
01:39:22,374 --> 01:39:25,210
Girls? What are you doing?
1108
01:39:28,047 --> 01:39:31,967
Girls! Girls! Please, don't!
1109
01:40:06,126 --> 01:40:08,462
Elijah fled to the mount of God.
1110
01:40:08,754 --> 01:40:12,257
The Lord passed by and a great,
strong wind rent the mountains...
1111
01:40:12,424 --> 01:40:14,593
...and breaked in pieces
the rocks before the Lord...
1112
01:40:45,124 --> 01:40:46,458
Sorry.
1113
01:40:47,292 --> 01:40:49,294
Just having a little trouble.
1114
01:40:50,003 --> 01:40:53,006
A little...trouble at home.
1115
01:40:54,466 --> 01:40:56,635
A little domestic problem.
1116
01:41:05,310 --> 01:41:08,313
Nothing to be alarmed at.
1117
01:41:11,483 --> 01:41:15,028
Just a little female problem.
1118
01:41:30,169 --> 01:41:32,004
Don't pay any attention.
1119
01:41:32,546 --> 01:41:34,548
It's a cheap trick.
1120
01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:38,177
Anybody can do it.
I taught it to them myself.
1121
01:41:39,219 --> 01:41:41,680
Ungrateful little bitches, aren't they?
1122
01:41:42,347 --> 01:41:45,684
I want to ask you something.
You all go to church.
1123
01:41:46,018 --> 01:41:52,441
Do you think God knew what he
was doing when he created woman? Huh?
1124
01:41:52,608 --> 01:41:54,902
No shit! I really want to know.
1125
01:41:55,235 --> 01:41:58,363
Or do you think it was
one of his minor mistakes?
1126
01:41:58,572 --> 01:42:02,034
Like tidal waves! Earthquakes! Floods!
1127
01:42:03,577 --> 01:42:05,913
Do you think women are like that?
1128
01:42:23,222 --> 01:42:24,848
What's the matter?
1129
01:42:27,559 --> 01:42:30,229
You don't think God makes mistakes?
1130
01:42:32,397 --> 01:42:34,233
Of course he does.
1131
01:42:34,733 --> 01:42:36,902
We all make mistakes.
1132
01:42:39,571 --> 01:42:42,741
Of course, we make mistakes,
they call it evil.
1133
01:42:43,450 --> 01:42:48,413
When God makes mistakes,
they call it nature.
1134
01:42:51,250 --> 01:42:52,918
So what do you think?
1135
01:42:53,126 --> 01:42:55,963
Women. A mistake?
1136
01:42:56,797 --> 01:43:01,093
Or did he do it to us on purpose?
1137
01:43:01,260 --> 01:43:03,262
I really want to know!
1138
01:43:03,428 --> 01:43:06,974
If it's a mistake, maybe we can
do something about it!
1139
01:43:07,266 --> 01:43:09,101
Find a cure!
1140
01:43:10,435 --> 01:43:12,271
Invent a vaccine.
1141
01:43:15,274 --> 01:43:17,401
Build up our immune systems.
1142
01:43:21,613 --> 01:43:25,200
Get a little exercise.
1143
01:43:26,952 --> 01:43:29,788
You know. Twenty pushups a day...
1144
01:43:29,955 --> 01:43:34,793
...and you never have to be afflicted
with women, ever again!
1145
01:44:06,992 --> 01:44:08,702
All right, that's it.
1146
01:44:09,328 --> 01:44:10,996
How do we know it worked?
1147
01:44:11,330 --> 01:44:13,665
I guess we just wait and see.
1148
01:44:15,167 --> 01:44:17,502
My God, look at this place.
1149
01:44:19,546 --> 01:44:21,423
- Just in case.
- Okay.
1150
01:45:36,873 --> 01:45:38,208
No!
1151
01:46:09,322 --> 01:46:11,283
Here, here. Quick. Okay.
1152
01:48:01,893 --> 01:48:03,228
The doll.
1153
01:48:27,127 --> 01:48:29,462
- Jane! Jane.
- Aah!
1154
01:48:32,424 --> 01:48:34,092
Jane, laugh!
1155
01:51:36,483 --> 01:51:37,984
Come here, you.
1156
01:51:42,947 --> 01:51:47,786
Come on, sweet pea, come on. Oh.
1157
01:51:47,952 --> 01:51:51,539
Come on, little mookie boy, come on.
1158
01:51:57,796 --> 01:52:00,548
What a big guy! Sweetheart.
1159
01:52:02,300 --> 01:52:05,470
Look at Fidel.
What does he have for you?
1160
01:52:26,825 --> 01:52:28,159
Janey, stop it.
1161
01:52:28,868 --> 01:52:30,161
What?
1162
01:52:30,495 --> 01:52:31,955
Just stop it.
1163
01:52:32,664 --> 01:52:34,707
I can think about him if I want to.
1164
01:52:34,874 --> 01:52:36,668
Not when we're all together.
1165
01:52:36,835 --> 01:52:38,795
I miss him. I can't help it.
1166
01:52:39,003 --> 01:52:40,922
I do, and so do you. Admit it.
1167
01:52:41,089 --> 01:52:42,674
Okay, we admit it.
1168
01:52:42,882 --> 01:52:44,551
Do you want him back'?
1169
01:53:39,731 --> 01:53:41,232
Take it easy.
1170
01:53:41,399 --> 01:53:44,903
We don't want the whole household
in here, do we?
1171
01:53:45,403 --> 01:53:47,405
That's it. Good boys.
1172
01:53:47,614 --> 01:53:49,949
We're going to do just fine.
1173
01:53:51,784 --> 01:53:55,121
Come to Daddy and give me a big kiss.
1174
01:53:55,288 --> 01:53:58,541
Come on. Good boys. Come on.
1175
01:53:58,750 --> 01:54:00,793
Come to Daddy.
1176
01:54:00,960 --> 01:54:05,507
Coochie-coochie-coo.
That's it. Come on.
1177
01:54:05,715 --> 01:54:07,926
Come on. Come on.
1178
01:54:14,474 --> 01:54:17,435
Oh, ladies, come on.