1 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:34,435 * Can't buy me love 2 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:36,537 * Love 3 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:40,308 * Can't buy me love 4 00:00:40,341 --> 00:00:43,111 * I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend * 5 00:00:43,144 --> 00:00:45,513 * If it makes you feel all right * 6 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:48,482 * I'll get you anything my friend * 7 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:51,319 * If it makes you feel all right * 8 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:53,787 * 'Cause I don't care too much for money * 9 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:56,824 * Money can't buy me love 10 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,460 * I'll give you all I've got to give * 11 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:02,296 * If you say you'll love me too * 12 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:05,133 * I may not have a lot to give * 13 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:07,868 * But what I got I'll give to you * 14 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,604 * I don't care too much for money * 15 00:01:10,638 --> 00:01:12,273 * Money can't buy me love 16 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:15,776 * Can't buy me love 17 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,646 * Everybody tells me so 18 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,682 * Can't buy me love 19 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,785 * No, no, no-- no 20 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,321 * Say you don't need no diamond rings * 21 00:01:27,355 --> 00:01:30,324 * And I'll be satisfied 22 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:33,327 Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. 23 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:35,796 No, no, no. I'm on a diet. Thank you. 24 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,532 - * I don't care too much for money * - [ Engine Approaching ] 25 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,901 * Money can't buy me love 26 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,603 * Owwww 27 00:01:46,807 --> 00:01:48,542 [ Girl Shrieks ] 28 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:52,280 My hair is such a mess! 29 00:01:52,313 --> 00:01:54,815 What about my clothes? 30 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,450 - Yuck. Girls. - [ Girls Chattering ] 31 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,854 - We're so bad. - We're so cool. 32 00:02:00,888 --> 00:02:02,723 Mess with us, you'd be a fool. 33 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:04,658 - Um, we've got the school-- - No. 34 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,927 We've got the teams. We've got the class. 35 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,230 - Uh, uh-- - But on the field, we'll kick your ass! 36 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,798 - Hi, girls. - My mom's gonna freak. 37 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:11,732 [ Girl ] She is. 38 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,802 Hi, guys! 39 00:02:14,835 --> 00:02:16,404 Wait 'til you see this new dress Cindy bought! 40 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:19,307 - It is to die for! - You're gonna love 'em! 41 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,375 - My credit card, please. - Yeah, yeah. 42 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:23,777 Here they are. In my pocket. There. 43 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:27,415 Cindy, I thought I said only the Neiman Marcus card. 44 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:30,718 But, Mother, school starts on Tuesday. 45 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,521 Cindy, this is what I'm talking about: responsibility. 46 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:35,823 Honey, you're a senior now. 47 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:39,593 Why can't you be more mature like the Miller boy, huh? 48 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,732 [ Gasps ] 49 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,500 - [ Engine Backfires ] - That's okay. 50 00:02:46,534 --> 00:02:48,936 Oh, Mother. Get serious. 51 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:50,504 - "Get serious"? - Wipe out! 52 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:52,973 Oh! 53 00:02:53,006 --> 00:02:55,576 * No, no, no-- no 54 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,878 * Say you don't need no diamond rings * 55 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,981 * And I'll be satisfied 56 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,617 * Tell me that you want the kind of things * 57 00:03:03,651 --> 00:03:06,587 * That money just can't buy 58 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:09,523 * I don't care too much for money * 59 00:03:09,557 --> 00:03:11,625 * Money can't buy me love 60 00:03:11,659 --> 00:03:15,529 - * Can't buy me love - Chuckie. 61 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:19,467 - * Love - Chuckie, Mom told you to stay out of the tree house. 62 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,801 - It's dangerous. Now, get down. - Oh! 63 00:03:24,938 --> 00:03:26,907 [ Girl 1 ] Listen, I think that the girls are gonna have 64 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,243 a little difficulty with that one... 65 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:30,611 - Well, you know-- - step, because of with the arms up-- 66 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:32,946 I think we should make it a little harder, so they have a hard time. 67 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:35,549 My God, you are such a bitch sometimes. 68 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,950 No, listen. It doesn't matter if they know the whole routine. 69 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,652 We have to look for rhythm. 70 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:39,820 - [ Phone Ringing ] - That's true. I'll get it! 71 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,524 [ Ringing Continues ] 72 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,792 Hello! Cindy Mancini. 73 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,462 Put on Channel Five! Bobby's on! Thank you. 74 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:52,700 - Are you serious? - Oh, my gosh! 75 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:53,967 - You gotta be a little homesick. - It is Bobby. 76 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,336 - Let me ask you. - Great. 77 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,771 What's the one special thing you miss most about the old hometown? 78 00:03:57,805 --> 00:04:00,674 - Cindy's name on TV! - Mind if I get a little personal? 79 00:04:00,708 --> 00:04:02,710 - Whoo-oo! - What I really miss the most... 80 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:06,314 always made me feel so good after football practice. 81 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,682 - You're so lucky, Cindy. - I miss that hydro massage machine... 82 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,884 back in the old high school gym. 83 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:12,786 [ Man ] Well, the old high school misses you too, Bobby Hilton. 84 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,322 Good luck with the Hawkeyes. 85 00:04:14,355 --> 00:04:16,457 - Stocky Jones-- - Cindy. 86 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:19,927 Hey, you guys, it's no felony. Come on. I mean, he's got a lot on his mind, right? 87 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:20,994 - Oh, yeah. - Football and everything. 88 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,996 Yeah. Okay. 89 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:25,065 - Look, we're late, okay? Let's go. - Yeah. 90 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:25,866 Go! [ Giggles ] 91 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,611 [ Engine Revving ] 92 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,062 Five, six, seven, eight. 93 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:57,365 - And one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. - [ Whistle Blows ] 94 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,633 - * [ Dance Pop ] - One, two and four. 95 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,673 - [ Girl ] Whoo! - * I can't take this anymore * 96 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:08,041 Hit seven, hit eight. All right! Ha, ha,! 97 00:05:10,077 --> 00:05:11,579 Okay, good stuff! 98 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:16,717 Five, six, seven, eight. And one, two, three, four, 99 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,387 five, six, seven, eight. 100 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:22,390 - Come on, you guys. Come on! - [ Whistle Blows ] 101 00:05:23,791 --> 00:05:24,892 Arms up. Yes! 102 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:28,729 Whoo! All right. Lookin' good. 103 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:31,098 Keep smilin'. Let's go! Yeah. 104 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,506 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-- 105 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,708 Hey, Ronald! Thought you were gonna meet me in the library. 106 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,944 Buy your telescope yet? 107 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,381 You better soon, or you're gonna miss the sale. 108 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:51,585 A thousand dollars is grand larceny as it is. 109 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:54,121 - What? Are you worried about the capital outlay? - No, I was just thinking... 110 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,023 about the cool clique. 111 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:58,392 Why would you be thinking about them? They're certainly not conscious of us. 112 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:01,429 That's my point. Wouldn't you like to hang with them? 113 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,598 You have been hanging on Cindy Mancini's lawn for what? Five years? 114 00:06:04,632 --> 00:06:05,766 I bet she doesn't even know your name. 115 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:10,137 You got a crush on Cindy? 116 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:13,574 - Huh? - No. 117 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:16,444 Well, most living organisms do, but she's way out of our league. 118 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,814 - She's even out of their league. - Okay, freeze! Good! 119 00:06:23,484 --> 00:06:26,420 All right. Looked good, both of you. 120 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:28,422 - It's fun. - Oh, good. Look, here comes the sleaze master himself. 121 00:06:29,590 --> 00:06:31,859 Lovely ladies. Miss Mancini. 122 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,861 - Lookin' good. - Thank you. 123 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:36,096 Like I knew you would. 124 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:39,032 - Why don't you take a shower, Quint? - A cold one. 125 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,102 - Yeah, definitely. - Ten seconds flat in full pads, yeah. 126 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:45,005 - All-state this year, no question. - No question! 127 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,174 [ Whispers ] Tell 'em about the party. 128 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:50,143 Uh, hey, guys. Back-to-school party at my place. 129 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,111 - Cool! - I'm there. 130 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:53,681 I'm thrilled. 131 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,551 Check it out, dudes. New recruits. 132 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,587 Being a senior's gonna be a beautiful thing. 133 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,622 I can taste it now, man. Hold my pad. 134 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,760 This is supposed to be the biggest year of our lives. 135 00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:10,898 The prom, parties, homecoming. We're supposed to have memories. 136 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,866 Memories? We'll have plenty of memories. 137 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:15,936 Yearbook committee, video parlor, card games on Saturday nights. 138 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:18,706 Cards are for retards. [ Laughs ] 139 00:07:18,739 --> 00:07:21,008 I'm sorry. I didn't mean it that way. 140 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,744 We do have a lot of great memories. But be honest. 141 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,580 Wouldn't you like to be popular? 142 00:07:26,614 --> 00:07:28,549 And have to be in a clique? No! 143 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,821 What happened to us? We were all friends in elementary. 144 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:35,756 That's because we were all forced to be in the same room together. 145 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,891 But, hey, junior high, high school. Forget it. 146 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,694 Jocks became jocks. Cheerleaders became cheerleaders. 147 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,697 We became us. I like us. 148 00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:46,266 - [ Mimicking ] "I like us." - I do. 149 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,202 I just think it would be more fun to party with those guys our senior year. 150 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:50,237 - Go to the games. - We go to all the games. 151 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:55,809 We sit in the visiting section, Kenneth, at our own school. 152 00:07:58,278 --> 00:07:59,647 [ Chattering ] 153 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,083 [ Woman ] I told you and told you. 154 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:04,084 - Mom! - Where have you been? 155 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,589 Now there's the answer, buddy. 156 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:09,690 If you want to be popular, you get one of those... 157 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,059 [ Gears Grinding ] 158 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,961 and you get one of those. 159 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:16,096 Yeah, right, my fifteen hundred wouldn't buy the wheel. 160 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,965 - You can rent 'em, you know. - Yeah. 161 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:24,605 * Come on a safari with me Early in the mornin' we'll be startin' out * 162 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:27,708 * Some honeys will be makin' the scene * 163 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:30,644 * I've loaded up my woody with the boards on top * 164 00:08:30,678 --> 00:08:34,548 - * And I put on my faded blue jeans * - Looks, um, clean, Dad. 165 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,283 - * Come on, baby Wait and see * - Oh, thank you, son. 166 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:39,953 You know, anytime you want to borrow this little beauty for a night on the town, 167 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:40,988 it's yours. 168 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:45,125 Thanks. [ Clears Throat ] 169 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:48,796 - * Let's go surfin' now - You missed a spot, Dad. 170 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:49,997 I'll get it. I'll get it. 171 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:53,667 [ Doorbell Ringing ] 172 00:08:59,106 --> 00:09:00,741 - Mother! - Whoa! 173 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:06,980 Beauty runs in this family, and it runs fast. 174 00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:10,183 Rock? Oh, I see you've met my little baby. 175 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:13,654 Baby? I thought she was your little sister. 176 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:16,990 - Oh, Rock. - Mother. 177 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,927 Mom? Can I borrow your suede outfit tonight? 178 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,995 Cindy, I said no. 179 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:22,930 [ Whispers ] Okay. 180 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,034 I'll take care of big sister. 181 00:09:29,169 --> 00:09:31,772 Oh. Isn't he a hunk? 182 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:33,641 Good word, Mom. 183 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,014 [ Car Door Closes, Engine Starts ] 184 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,686 Oh, yes! 185 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,823 - * [ Dance Rock ] - [ Chattering ] 186 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:30,831 Hi! 187 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,103 [ Boy ] Whoa! Come on. 188 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:39,039 So, uh, I'm glad you made the squad. 189 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,742 You know, you girls are so important to the team. 190 00:10:41,775 --> 00:10:45,012 - I mean, your help is so crucial between games too. - Yeah? 191 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:48,916 - Keeping our spirits up. - Great! 192 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:51,852 - What can I do to help? - Oh. 193 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,888 [ Silverware Clatters ] 194 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,290 Ronald? Not at the table, please. 195 00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,394 So have you saved up enough money? 196 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:04,464 Yeah, fifteen hundred dollars! 197 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,967 Yeah, I mowed 331 miles of grass this summer. 198 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,470 That's $4.54 per mile. 199 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:14,942 Hmm, The Ronald Miller Story: My Life On A Mower. 200 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,376 - [ Chuckie Sighs ] - How much is the microscope? 201 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,883 - Telescope. - Oh, well. 202 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:25,719 It's $1,000, and it's on sale. 203 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:28,288 Then I'm gonna deposit the rest in a money market account. 204 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,959 I'm proud of you, son. You worked, you earned, you saved. 205 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:36,029 You ask. Hey, big Dave. How 'bout, uh, 206 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:39,232 spottin' me a 20 to purchase some necessities? 207 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,035 - Why? What's up, son? - Preschool jam session at Julie's. 208 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:45,272 Okay. And what about you, Ronald? 209 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,308 You got any back-to-school parties lined up? 210 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,243 Yeah, the Saturday night card game. 211 00:11:50,277 --> 00:11:53,346 Ooh! Cards with the 'tards. 212 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:57,017 - [ Groans ] Smack him. - Hey, bro, I'm only kidding. 213 00:11:57,050 --> 00:12:00,487 I mean, who could beat a night of cards, chips, dips and dorks? 214 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,955 [ Laughing ] 215 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,392 Well, guys, read 'em and weep. 216 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,460 - [ Laughs ] - [ Sighs ] 217 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,462 [ Exhales ] Your deal. 218 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,800 [ Crickets Chirping ] 219 00:12:13,801 --> 00:12:15,102 Ronald! Your deal. 220 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,504 [ Chips Clattering ] 221 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,108 Let's do something different. 222 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:25,946 What do you mean? 223 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,216 We've been playing poker for two years. 224 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,756 Let's play another game. 225 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:38,926 Dealer's choice. 226 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:44,998 Hearts. 227 00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,166 * [ Dance Rock ] 228 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,938 - Fran, isn't it? - Yeah! 229 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,440 Wow! Wow, can I pet it? 230 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:56,443 - I'm sorry. It's dead. - Ooh, cool outfit! 231 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:59,947 Ooh, what a severe suede. 232 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:03,516 You guys, it's no big deal. Um, Bobby sent it to me from Iowa. 233 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,219 You know, they have fine leathers down there. 234 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:10,824 Oh, yeah, the best leathers come from Rome, Paris and Des Moines. 235 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,460 I don't remember this. I was just in your closet yesterday. 236 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:18,999 Um, I probably had it somewhere else. I don't know. 237 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,134 Hey, Fran, do you wanna go mingle a little bit? 238 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,437 My mom won't let me near suede. It's too hard to clean. 239 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,573 Yeah, I know. My mom feels the same way. 240 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,980 Did I tell any of you girls about my many scholarship offers? 241 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,248 - Mm-hmm. - [ Boy ] Hey, John boy! 242 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,885 - Yeah! Quint! Hi! - John! 243 00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:41,121 Watch it! Ooh. Sorry, hon. 244 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,056 [ Whispers ] Oh, my God. 245 00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,392 Don't worry. It's only wine. 246 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,127 Just rub some salt on it. It'll come out. 247 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:50,363 Oh, oh. 248 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,567 I mean, it's not like I ruined it. 249 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:00,908 [ Sighs ] 250 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,414 Oh. 251 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,118 Damn it. 252 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:26,499 Now, for the same price, I can sell you this five-inch telescope. 253 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,169 - Oh, it's only five inches. - Well, it has an optical inverter. 254 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,604 - Hmm. - Take a look. Take a look. 255 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,173 It gives you an erect image rather than upside-down. 256 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:42,415 Hmm. Yeah. Ah, yes! 257 00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,584 I see the erection. 258 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,574 I'll be right back. 259 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,144 I'll wrap it up for you, Ronald. 260 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:14,281 Yes, I, I relate to your dilemma, miss. I really do. 261 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:17,217 But we have a policy of no exchanges, 262 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:22,622 especially after a garment has been marinated in Ripple? 263 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,491 All right, now, I will compromise, all right? 264 00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:29,729 Um, I, I will work here after school and on weekends-- 265 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,700 Would you listen to me? I will work here after school and on weekends, 266 00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:36,103 and all you need to do is give me a replacement outfit as an advance. 267 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,005 - Listen, honey. - What? 268 00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:41,074 I'll repeat your alternatives one last time. 269 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:45,145 You can keep your outfit and dye the rest of it cranberry. 270 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:49,016 - Or you can purchase a new one. - [ Sighs ] 271 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,018 Would you please help me? I will do anything. 272 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,688 - [ Sobs ] - Tsk. It's not that bad. 273 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,421 [ Inaudible ] 274 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,096 - What are you talking about? Are you high? - I want to rent you. 275 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,165 You want to rent me? 276 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:41,534 Yeah. You pretend you like me, and we go out for just a few weeks... 277 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:42,602 and that will make me popular. 278 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,674 Just going out with me is not gonna make you popular. 279 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,609 Well, I have $1,000 that says it will. 280 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,113 I think you've mowed one too many lawns. 281 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,518 You're right. 282 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:00,320 Tsk. 283 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,489 I believe we have decided against purchasing the outfit. 284 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:18,705 Donald! 285 00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:32,719 Oh! You made it! 286 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,754 - I was afraid you weren't gonna meet me. - Mellow out, Donald. 287 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:38,725 I said 8:05. I'm here, right? Relax, anyway. It's only school. 288 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:41,428 Yeah, well, this is not my average opening day. 289 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,730 I'm about to walk the cool hallway. 290 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:46,566 - I usually go the long route through the library. - Would you ease up? 291 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:48,368 I mean, I'm the one who's gonna have to hold a press conference... 292 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,736 when we're seen together, right? 293 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:53,106 - Right. - Okay, now let's get this deal straight one more time. 294 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:56,309 Um, we only pretend to hang, right? Uh, no hand holding, no kissing! 295 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,711 And I get my lunch hour off. 296 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,381 That's not our deal. I need more return on my investment. 297 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,316 Well, there's no way I'm holding your hand in public. 298 00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,252 I mowed 286 miles for you. 299 00:18:06,486 --> 00:18:08,455 Okay, one lunch. 300 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,790 There are five days in a school week. 301 00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:14,161 - All right, Donald, two lunches. - Three lunches. 302 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,396 - And the pep rally on Friday. - Four lunches. That's it! 303 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,799 Okay, deal. Now, just remember, 304 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,169 this is our sworn secret for life or longer. 305 00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:25,205 - You promise. - Yeah, yeah. I promise. 306 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,773 Anyway, how bad could it be, right? It's only for one week. 307 00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:30,777 No, no, it's one month. One month. 308 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,279 Yeah, I know. Okay, one month. 309 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,348 - Okay. - Okay. 310 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:38,551 Now if I'm gonna do this for one day, we have to do something about your style. 311 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,720 I mean, it's like nonexistent. Okay? Take off that hat. 312 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,821 [ Can Hissing ] 313 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,458 And... rub that in. 314 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,296 [ Sighs ] 315 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,464 Okay, um, take off those glasses. 316 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,667 Here you go. 317 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,203 Let me take a look at you. [ Grunts ] 318 00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,806 [ Sighs ] Nope. Turn around. 319 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:04,344 [ Whispers ] Oh, sh-- 320 00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:07,680 Okay, here you go. Your sleeve. 321 00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:10,550 - [ Chuckles ] - Don't worry about it. You look fine. 322 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:12,785 Turn around and back up. 323 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,888 - Yes, yes, big improvement. - Yes. 324 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,491 Okay, Donald, we're ready. 325 00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:19,792 - Oh, Cindy, one last thing. - Yeah? 326 00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,594 My name is Ronald, not Donald. 327 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,199 - Let's do it. - That's right. Let's do it. 328 00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:26,799 Should I put my collar up? 329 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:34,641 - [ Boy 1 ] Hey, dude! - [ Boy 2 ] Hey, man. 330 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,477 [ Girls Laughing ] 331 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,848 [ Girl ] Really? 332 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,250 [ Boy ] What's happenin', homes? 333 00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:47,654 [ John ] If we win a basketball trophy, put it down there. 334 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,822 - We want ours to be all alone. - Man, look at-- 335 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,360 - Who's the dick with ears? - Oh, yeah, man. It's that wimp ass Miller guy. 336 00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:55,328 - I don't get it. - It must be for charity. 337 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,729 I think that's Ronald Miller. 338 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,697 No way! 339 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,868 It must be a... transfer. 340 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,270 Wrong, and I think I'm puking. 341 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,406 Hi, Pats, Barb. 342 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:08,675 - Um, you all know Ronnie. - Yeah, I think. 343 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,812 Didn't you, like, used to mow our lawn? 344 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,682 Yes, and you have the nicest pair of rhododendrons in town. 345 00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,285 Rhoda who? 346 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,352 - Dendrons. - I'll see you guys in Home Ec. 347 00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,287 Okay? 348 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,792 - What did he say? - I don't care. 349 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:26,893 Dig on his shirt. 350 00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:33,733 Well, class, any interesting experiments this summer? 351 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:36,769 Uh, yeah, well, uh, I grew spores and fungi... 352 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,338 in my parents' refrigerator this summer. 353 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:40,840 Now he's homeless. 354 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,911 - How come you didn't meet me in the library? - Sorry. I forgot. 355 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,913 First day and all. 356 00:20:46,946 --> 00:20:48,781 What's with the weird outfit? 357 00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:52,752 Um, it's a designer original. 358 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,554 Yeah, how's the new telescope? 359 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,424 Well, I didn't exactly buy it yet. 360 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:00,460 A thousand dollars is a great deal to part with, and I don't-- 361 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:04,897 Mr. Miller, you seem quite talkative this morning. 362 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:08,435 Why don't you recite the bones of the upper appendicular skeleton? 363 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,969 - Ooh! - [ Laughing ] 364 00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:16,075 - All 64. - [ Sighs ] 365 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,510 - [ Sizzling ] - [ Chattering ] 366 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,719 - [ Gulps, Burps ] - Oh, God, John. 367 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:29,822 You are such a pig. 368 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:34,327 - God. - Well... 369 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,596 since you guys are all wimping out, I'll get to the main issue here. 370 00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:42,034 Cindy, what were you doing with the lawn boy? 371 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,705 - We're friends. - Since when? 372 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,507 Excuse me, Cindy. "Friends"? Come on. 373 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,709 Well, what about Bobby? 374 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:53,312 Yeah, come on. We just want some answers, all right? 375 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,883 Guys, why don't you take a look at my forehead? 376 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:58,651 Do you see a sign that says "information"? 377 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,019 - Ooh! - I didn't think so. 378 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,856 - Girl! - Taste, please. 379 00:22:18,705 --> 00:22:20,006 Hey, come on! 380 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,377 [ Laughing ] 381 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,114 [ Chattering ] 382 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:41,961 I know that lunch was part of our deal, 383 00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,095 but I didn't think it meant the same table. 384 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:48,868 Well, I thought it would be a little more believable. 385 00:22:48,901 --> 00:22:51,037 - Yeah, I guess you're right. Anyway, you did treat. - Yes. 386 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,644 Aren't you in the wrong section? 387 00:22:57,677 --> 00:22:58,811 Losers are to the left. 388 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,881 Then I guess you'll be making a right. 389 00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:05,485 That's the asshole section. 390 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,925 [ Exhales ] Thanks. 391 00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:14,761 Yeah. 392 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:19,065 Oh! You need a map, John? 393 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,434 We've only been sitting at that table for three years. 394 00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,770 Well, look. That wimp ass Miller is parked in our zone. 395 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:26,172 Lighten up. How bad could he be? 396 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,740 He's with Cindy. Come on. 397 00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:33,680 You all know Ronnie? 398 00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:36,583 Yeah, we were in, uh, sixth grade together. 399 00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:37,750 Uh, but I haven't seen him since then. 400 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,857 [ Chuckles ] 401 00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:47,527 I read in the paper that you and Ricky will probably make all-county, 402 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,829 maybe even all-state this season. 403 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,931 - Oh, really? You go to the game? - Every one. 404 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:54,767 - I never seen ya there. - I have. 405 00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,103 You sit in the visiting section, don't you? 406 00:23:57,136 --> 00:24:00,640 - [ Laughing ] - Yeah, he sits there to razz the other team. 407 00:24:00,673 --> 00:24:02,909 - It's psychological warfare. - Yeah! 408 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:05,845 I almost got my butt kicked three times. 409 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:08,147 - I'll bet. - Now that's school spirit. 410 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,215 - Risking your life for the team. - Yeah. 411 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,719 - I guess. - Yeah. 412 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:22,895 Guys, look at this. Ronald's over in no-man's land, and he's still alive. 413 00:24:22,929 --> 00:24:24,864 What does he think he's doing, Kenneth? 414 00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,599 - He must be helping them with their homework. - Yeah. 415 00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:28,835 First morning in school, homework? Sure, Ken. 416 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:30,036 [ Chattering ] 417 00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,113 * [ New Wave Rock ] 418 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:44,083 - Great. - Oh! 419 00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:46,686 God, if my blood sugar level was any lower, I'd be a corpse. 420 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:48,020 Thanks for stopping. 421 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:51,057 No problem. I stop here every day anyway. 422 00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,793 - Why didn't you eat lunch? - I don't know. 423 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,528 I guess I just get nervous around those guys. 424 00:24:57,263 --> 00:24:58,665 - Hi. - Hi. 425 00:24:58,698 --> 00:24:59,966 - Hi, Cindy. - John. 426 00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,204 Now is your chance. Okay, why don't you go over there... 427 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,839 and invite them to come over here and join us, okay? 428 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:07,840 - Good idea. - Okay. 429 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:08,841 Okay. 430 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,782 - Hey, guys, come on over. The pizza's on me. - Whoo! 431 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,684 All right. Whoo! 432 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,188 - Come on. Don't. - Man! 433 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,823 - Oh, come on, you guys. - Give me that. 434 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:26,125 Dude. Thanks, Ron. 435 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:32,131 [ Laughing ] 436 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,800 - [ Laughing, Chattering ] - It's okay. 437 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:42,174 [ Mom ] Oh, come on. F-6, okay. Got F-6. 438 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:46,178 - Hey! Different outfit, Ron. - Thanks, Dad. 439 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,014 Hey, honey, how's that new microscope? 440 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:50,583 It's a tele-- [ Clears Throat ] 441 00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:53,219 I decided to wait for the big Columbus Day sale. 442 00:25:53,252 --> 00:25:55,722 - Where ya off to? - I'm going to a party... 443 00:25:55,755 --> 00:25:57,957 at John Richman's with Cindy Mancini. 444 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:00,960 - Cindy Mancini? - Mm-hmm. 445 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:04,797 - Senior? Captain of the cheerleaders? - Yes. 446 00:26:04,831 --> 00:26:08,334 Most beautiful girl in the history of this county. 447 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:10,336 Mm-hmm. That's her. Well, I'm late. I gotta bolt. 448 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:15,141 "Bolt"? Something stinks in suburbia. 449 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,245 - Hey. - * Secret agent man Secret agent man * 450 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:22,649 [ Sighs ] 451 00:26:24,651 --> 00:26:25,284 - [ Mom ] Who is it? - Ronald. 452 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:29,656 - Oh, Ronald? - Yes, ma'am. 453 00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:34,994 Um, did I-- Did I forget to pay you last week? 454 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,063 Oh, no, ma'am. I'm here to pick up Cindy. 455 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:39,699 - Cindy? - Yes, ma'am. Your daughter. 456 00:26:39,732 --> 00:26:41,333 - [ Footfalls Approaching ] - Cindy! 457 00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:44,971 - Here she is. - Uh-huh. Bye. 458 00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,273 Cindy, I didn't get a chance to say good-bye to your mother. 459 00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:48,207 She'll get over it. 460 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,245 Is something the matter? 461 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,414 Yes, there's something the matter! 462 00:26:55,447 --> 00:27:00,352 Ronald, I'm usually picked up in some sort of mechanized transportation. 463 00:27:00,386 --> 00:27:03,189 I'm sorry. It's just-- It's a nice night, Cindy. It's only a few blocks. 464 00:27:03,222 --> 00:27:05,157 I am not going on a nature walk. 465 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,127 I can't believe I let you negotiate a Saturday night. 466 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,963 I mean, what? We had lunch all week together. 467 00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:13,900 I stood near you in the hall. I even took you out for pizza! 468 00:27:13,933 --> 00:27:16,669 And I waved to you at the game yesterday. 469 00:27:16,703 --> 00:27:18,237 I mean, Saturday night was not part of our deal. 470 00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:21,107 Bobby hasn't called? 471 00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,110 I don't think that's any of your business. 472 00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:28,848 [ Car Door Closes ] 473 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:35,287 Cindy, here Bobby was a big-time football star. 474 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,990 But there he's just a freshman tryin' to make it. 475 00:27:41,393 --> 00:27:42,361 I'm sure he's thinking about you. 476 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:46,699 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry. 477 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:50,169 Sorry? Hey, I'm the one that forgot my dad's car. 478 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:54,406 It's just that I haven't had that many dates in the last 16, say, 17 years. 479 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,842 - [ Laughs ] - [ Engine Starts ] 480 00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,879 So what do you think of this suit, huh? Elegant? 481 00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:00,747 Gaudy? [ Laughs ] 482 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,118 What's a two-word phrase for late and inconsiderate? 483 00:28:07,954 --> 00:28:10,056 Oh, oh, oh! I got it. Uh, Ronald Miller. 484 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:14,160 - [ Laughs ] - Hysterical. He'll be here. 485 00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:19,766 Yeah, he's probably havin' a late lunch with Cindy. 486 00:28:19,799 --> 00:28:22,034 The least he could have done is drop off the dip and chips. 487 00:28:22,068 --> 00:28:23,102 The cold brew is just not the same. 488 00:28:26,472 --> 00:28:29,275 So what's the real reason why they call you Big John? 489 00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:31,343 - [ Laughs ] Well, how about I show you? - [ Laughs ] 490 00:28:31,377 --> 00:28:32,779 - Hey, great game, Big John. - Oh, thanks. 491 00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:34,446 - Hey. - So-- 492 00:28:35,447 --> 00:28:38,050 Um, you brought Cindy here? 493 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:44,023 No-- Yes-- Well, we came from her house together, so, yeah. 494 00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:46,458 - Well, hey, anyway, think you can handle a brew? - Sure, you got an A&W? 495 00:28:46,492 --> 00:28:48,460 [ Laughs ] No, you're a funny guy, though. 496 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,997 [ Both Laughing ] 497 00:28:51,030 --> 00:28:54,500 * 'Cause you're not to blame 'cause you're not the same * 498 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:57,970 - You okay? - Dude, I got to let it go, man. 499 00:28:58,004 --> 00:29:02,274 I mean, bad. Oh, but there's no need for panic, 500 00:29:02,308 --> 00:29:05,011 because John Richman is a socially responsible human being. 501 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,183 Hi, Cindy. 502 00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:12,518 - * [ Whistling ] - Hi. 503 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:14,086 - Hi. - People are starting to buy this. 504 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:21,027 I mean, he went from totally geek to totally chic. 505 00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:23,195 Mm-hmm. [ Laughs ] 506 00:29:23,229 --> 00:29:25,097 - What do you think? - [ Chuckles ] 507 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:27,934 [ Chattering ] 508 00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:33,272 Ronnie, do you want me to give you a ride home after school? 509 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:34,807 - Yes, please. Thank you. - Okay, I'll see you then. 510 00:29:36,508 --> 00:29:37,877 - Good morning. - Good morning. 511 00:29:39,511 --> 00:29:41,914 - How was your weekend? - It was great. How was yours? 512 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:48,120 Well, uh, Friday, uh... 513 00:29:48,154 --> 00:29:50,189 I nearly got my face rearranged by a visiting fan trying to save ya a seat. 514 00:29:51,590 --> 00:29:53,059 And Saturday, you stood us up for cards. 515 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,329 And, hey, Sunday, never returned any of my calls. 516 00:29:57,363 --> 00:30:00,066 - Damn. I'm sorry. - Yeah? For which one? 517 00:30:00,099 --> 00:30:01,333 I said I'm sorry. Can we please terminate this? 518 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:03,235 Fine. 519 00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:08,474 Hey, hey, Kenneth. Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth! 520 00:30:08,507 --> 00:30:09,375 Let's do somethin' this weekend, just me and you. 521 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:13,145 Okay, Friday night. 522 00:30:13,179 --> 00:30:16,215 - I can't. - Saturday. 523 00:30:16,248 --> 00:30:17,549 Well, I was thinkin' more like Sunday afternoon. 524 00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:21,453 Great. I'll call you for an appointment. 525 00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,554 Oh, great. All right. I'll see you Sunday. 526 00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:29,161 Yo, gentlemen. Hey! How's it goin'? 527 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:31,463 [ Laughs ] 528 00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:39,005 You know, when I offered you a ride home, it wasn't to get you to wash my car. 529 00:30:39,038 --> 00:30:41,007 - I don't mind. Actually, I kind of like it. - You're a hard worker. 530 00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:45,011 Work's not really my thing. 531 00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:48,080 Cheerleading's hard work. You do it well. 532 00:30:48,114 --> 00:30:51,450 I guess. But what I mean is that I don't do much else... 533 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:52,851 except for shop and hangout. 534 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:55,587 You can do anything you want. 535 00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,358 Anything you put your heart and your mind into. 536 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,061 I believe that. 537 00:31:10,636 --> 00:31:13,205 Um, I'll be right back. Do you want anything from the kitchen or anything? 538 00:31:13,239 --> 00:31:15,241 - No, thanks. - Okay. 539 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:18,945 * [ Humming ] 540 00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:45,404 * [ Humming ] 541 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:51,410 - Here. - Here. 542 00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:52,311 - [ Laughs ] - [ Laughs ] 543 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:01,153 [ Water Running ] 544 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,993 "Someday my wish is for him to hold me in his arms... 545 00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:10,562 "in a sea of deep blue. 546 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:13,265 Together at last, together as two." 547 00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:17,436 Oh, that's beautiful. 548 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:20,539 - I didn't know you were a poet. - No one knows. 549 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,341 Even Bobby? 550 00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:28,647 Thank you for trusting me with these. 551 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:32,418 [ Water Running ] 552 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,952 Let's just keep it between us, okay? 553 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:38,157 For life or longer? Promise? 554 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:41,427 Promise. But you should be proud of it. You're talented. 555 00:32:43,762 --> 00:32:45,231 And you're drenched. 556 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,465 - Ah! - [ Laughs ] 557 00:32:46,498 --> 00:32:47,599 [ Laughing ] 558 00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,203 - [ Grunts ] - [ Shrieks, Laughs ] 559 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,708 - You really like this? - Yeah, I do, but you're missing one big essential. 560 00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,177 - You're sure? - Yeah! 561 00:32:58,210 --> 00:32:59,778 What am I missing? 562 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,180 [ Cindy ] I'd like to see those, please. 563 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:09,255 Aw! Very cool. 564 00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,623 - How much are they? - Don't worry about it. They're on me. 565 00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:16,295 [ Chattering ] 566 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:21,733 [ Chattering Continues ] 567 00:33:23,102 --> 00:33:24,770 [ Laughing, Chattering ] 568 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,004 Come on. 569 00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,285 [ Cindy ] I'm starting to get nervous now. 570 00:33:39,318 --> 00:33:40,686 - Okay. Bye, Cindy. - Bye-bye. 571 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:42,821 Good to see you, honey. 572 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,391 I can't believe you won't tell me where we're going. 573 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:47,093 - What are we doing? Horseback riding? - Mm-mm. 574 00:33:47,126 --> 00:33:48,894 - A picnic? - Nope. 575 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:52,164 Since it's our last official date, I thought we could check out one of my favorite places. 576 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:53,799 - Well, what's in the box? - You'll find out. 577 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:57,336 - Okay. - Trust me! It'll be fun. 578 00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:00,506 - [ Engine Revving ] - Aah! Aah! 579 00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:15,687 Okay, let me guess. Are we out of gas? 580 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,256 Come on, Ronald. I thought we outlawed this kind of stuff. 581 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:17,889 Follow me. 582 00:34:19,491 --> 00:34:22,428 Wait a second. You're nuts. 583 00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:25,664 I mean, I don't usually scale walls on dates. 584 00:34:25,697 --> 00:34:28,300 - You can do it. - Of course, I can do it. 585 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:38,644 Whoa. 586 00:34:43,849 --> 00:34:45,184 I've heard about this place. 587 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:49,355 The airplane junkyard. 588 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:51,557 Graveyard. 589 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:59,498 [ Exhales ] This is the real history. 590 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:00,866 Not the stuff we memorize in books. 591 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:08,807 - Are these real bullet holes right here? - Yep! 592 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,609 Follow me. [ Imitating Plane Engine ] 593 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:24,523 The Navy found this one last year off the coast of Japan. 594 00:35:30,196 --> 00:35:32,798 They did a corrosion study on it. 595 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:34,400 After 40 years at the bottom of the ocean... 596 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:36,635 this is all that rusted. 597 00:35:38,804 --> 00:35:40,739 Our grandparents sure knew how to make things that last. 598 00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:44,710 How do you know all this stuff? 599 00:35:44,743 --> 00:35:46,445 Well, the pilot who ditched it in 1944? 600 00:35:48,347 --> 00:35:49,881 He came back a few weeks ago to take a look at this. 601 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,552 He stood here and looked at this thing the whole day. 602 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:07,399 [ Cindy ] God. There are mountains up there. 603 00:36:09,235 --> 00:36:14,573 And valleys, canyons and plains. 604 00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,942 What's that thing, um, up there that looks like a star sapphire? 605 00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,510 - What's that? - Tycho. 606 00:36:20,746 --> 00:36:23,549 An asteroid crashed there and broke the moon. 607 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:27,453 - Broke the moon? - Yeah. 608 00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:29,455 It made a crack in the moon a hundred times the size of the Grand Canyon. 609 00:36:32,291 --> 00:36:35,627 On the right is the Sea of Tranquility. 610 00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:41,700 The first spaceship from Earth landed there the day I was born. 611 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:47,373 That's why you're so into astrology, right? 612 00:36:48,474 --> 00:36:49,541 Astronomy. 613 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:52,778 No. 614 00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:56,815 It's just... up there... 615 00:36:56,848 --> 00:36:58,350 is our future world. 616 00:36:59,685 --> 00:37:02,588 By the time I'm my dad's age, 617 00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:04,890 people will be living there and working. 618 00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:07,993 Maybe even us. 619 00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:28,880 The moon. It looks different now. 620 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,952 It's not as mysterious or romantic. 621 00:37:33,985 --> 00:37:35,487 I'm sorry I ruined it for you. 622 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:41,493 You didn't ruin it. You just changed it, I guess. 623 00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:43,995 [ Sighs ] 624 00:37:48,834 --> 00:37:52,604 Um, there's something really important we need to discuss. 625 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:56,041 [ Sighs ] 626 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:57,676 I was wondering when you'd bring this up. 627 00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:01,980 I'm new at all this. I'm gonna have to rely on your experience. 628 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,085 Well, let's just do it naturally. 629 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,420 You know? With no planning. 630 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:12,290 How do we do it? Our official breaking-up tomorrow? 631 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:15,561 Right. 632 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:20,065 Right. That's exactly what I was thinking about. The breakup. 633 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:21,900 Us ending our fake relationship. 634 00:38:24,470 --> 00:38:26,872 I mean, I don't even know whoever believed it. 635 00:38:26,905 --> 00:38:29,908 Us going out? You, me? Yeah, right. 636 00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,076 Yeah, it does seem kind of unrealistic. 637 00:38:33,612 --> 00:38:37,983 [ Sighs ] Okay, so, how shall we do it? 638 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,718 Stage a big fight? A lovers' quarrel? 639 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,990 No, we don't have anything to fight about. 640 00:38:45,023 --> 00:38:46,958 Oh, that's okay. We can make something up. Let's see. What do people fight about? 641 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:53,499 Well, we wouldn't want to damage your reputation. 642 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:56,001 - Reputation? - I think a small, dignified ceremony... 643 00:38:56,034 --> 00:39:00,439 - is probably the best way... - Me? 644 00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:02,708 - to end it. - With a reputation. Whoo! Yeah! 645 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,010 I can't believe this. A reputation. 646 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,614 [ Door Closes ] 647 00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:11,016 Thank you, Cindy. Have a good night now. 648 00:39:13,018 --> 00:39:13,852 Whoo! 649 00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:19,791 * I got a reputation, baby 650 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:24,763 [ Girl ] Oh, I'm gonna be late. 651 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,568 [ Ronald ] So how do you do it? 652 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,038 Yeah. There you go. 653 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:35,774 [ Girl ] Oh, I'm gonna be late. 654 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:38,844 - Hi. - Hi. 655 00:39:41,747 --> 00:39:44,416 - Um, I did a little thinking about last night, - Mm-hmm. 656 00:39:44,450 --> 00:39:46,985 and I think that now is the time that we had our little talk. 657 00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:51,723 - About what? - Us. You know, me. 658 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:54,560 Now? 659 00:39:56,995 --> 00:39:58,997 Okay, great. 660 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:04,169 Well, um, I did a little thinking, too! 661 00:40:04,202 --> 00:40:07,038 No, actually! I did quite a bit of thinking! 662 00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:08,574 - And I decided that you're breaking me. - What? 663 00:40:09,575 --> 00:40:13,111 Broke. Bankrupt. Chapter 11. 664 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:14,179 [ Whispering ] What are you talking about? 665 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:17,849 This. I'm dry. 666 00:40:17,883 --> 00:40:21,553 Hey, I can't keep up with you. I'm not a bank. 667 00:40:21,587 --> 00:40:22,754 - [ Whispering ] They love it. - Would you stop it, please? 668 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:26,191 - This isn't dignified. - Dignified? 669 00:40:26,224 --> 00:40:28,860 Yeah. 670 00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:33,665 For one month you draped all over me like a cheap fucking suit! 671 00:40:33,699 --> 00:40:35,133 [ Laughing ] 672 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:38,937 - Now I'm not dignified? - This is not necessary. 673 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:40,105 Would you show some maturity? 674 00:40:41,807 --> 00:40:43,041 Like your precious Bobby? 675 00:40:43,074 --> 00:40:45,143 - Yeah. - Yeah. 676 00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:47,212 - Yeah. - Well, if I was as mature as him, 677 00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:48,547 I probably wouldn't have called you either. 678 00:40:50,281 --> 00:40:52,150 I'm tired of you comparing me to Bobby, 679 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,552 and, in fact, I'm tired of you. 680 00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:55,186 Period! 681 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:57,756 [ Crowd Gasping ] 682 00:40:57,789 --> 00:40:58,690 - Whoo! - [ Girl Giggling ] 683 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:05,564 Poor Cindy. It's awful the way Ronnie annihilated her. 684 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,499 I know. I mean, I don't know what she ever saw in him. 685 00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:12,704 He's such a-- Such a heartbreaker. 686 00:41:12,738 --> 00:41:14,072 Yeah. That's it. 687 00:41:15,741 --> 00:41:18,810 The Ronster, man. You're one badass dude. Hey, listen. 688 00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:21,580 You don't mind if I try to get tired of Cindy now that you're finished with her, do you? 689 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:23,248 - [ Clears Throat ] No. - Loved it, baby. 690 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:27,085 All right. 691 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:40,231 [ Engine Off ] 692 00:41:40,265 --> 00:41:42,000 That was a great act this morning. 693 00:41:42,033 --> 00:41:45,203 That slap was so real. We are talking Oscar nomination. 694 00:41:45,236 --> 00:41:46,738 Mmm. Yeah, well-- 695 00:41:49,307 --> 00:41:50,709 We gave 'em a good show. 696 00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:53,579 The audience loved it. 697 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:58,016 Oh, what an excellent four weeks. 698 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,085 Your friends really took to me, all because of you. 699 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:03,622 - [ Engine Approaching ] - Ronnie, it was like a job. 700 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:06,324 I mean, you bailed me, and I pretended to like you. 701 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:10,161 - And I was only honoring our rental contract. - Yeah, well, it worked. 702 00:42:10,195 --> 00:42:13,298 Geez. Popularity sure beats being treated like a social leper. 703 00:42:13,331 --> 00:42:14,866 Let me tell ya. 704 00:42:14,900 --> 00:42:15,801 Popularity isn't perfect. 705 00:42:17,603 --> 00:42:19,270 I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes. 706 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:23,909 Do you remember that suede outfit that I wore? 707 00:42:23,942 --> 00:42:26,011 - Yeah. - Yeah, well, that was me trying to impress people. 708 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:30,548 I have to work at it. So does everybody else. 709 00:42:33,852 --> 00:42:34,620 Cindy? 710 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,023 It's to keep your poetry in. 711 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:41,960 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 712 00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:45,797 Ronald, 713 00:42:48,199 --> 00:42:49,968 whatever happens with the popularity thing, you know... 714 00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:53,238 stay yourself. 715 00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:54,172 Don't change to please them. 716 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:58,610 Me change? Tsk. Never. 717 00:43:00,378 --> 00:43:03,649 That's right. I'm here! Ha, ha! 718 00:43:03,682 --> 00:43:05,917 Feelin' good. Hey, babies. How ya doin', man? Good to see ya-- 719 00:43:05,951 --> 00:43:07,385 - Oh, Ronnie! - Oh, ladies, you look beautiful. 720 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:10,689 That's all right. Mom, Dad, send money, please. I'm broke. 721 00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:12,858 Hey, man, good to see ya. Good to see ya. Good to see ya. 722 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:14,926 - All I'm asking for is one date. - [ Cindy ] No! 723 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:19,097 Oh, ladies, you're lookin' fine this A.M. 724 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:21,800 Thanks, Ronnie. Lookin' rather tasty yourself. 725 00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:24,770 - Ooh. [ Chuckles ] - I love your hair. 726 00:43:24,803 --> 00:43:27,773 - It's so... so saturated. - [ Scoffs ] 727 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:30,308 - It's nothin' major, just a little mousse. - Yeah, 42 gallons. 728 00:43:30,341 --> 00:43:33,879 - You're taking me to Scoops Saturday night. - Saturday night? 729 00:43:33,912 --> 00:43:35,947 - Yeah. - Yeah, I believe I have that evening liberated. 730 00:43:35,981 --> 00:43:38,249 - Wonderful. - I hope so. 731 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:41,019 Ronnie, this is gonna be tougher than I thought. I'm gonna need your advice. 732 00:43:41,052 --> 00:43:44,189 - Barbara, I was gonna ask him out! - Relax, Pats. 733 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:45,924 - It's only October. - Yeah, right! 734 00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:48,927 [ Boy ] Wait for me! 735 00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:52,898 [ Barbara ] How about some tunes? 736 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,035 Your dad sell aluminum siding? 737 00:43:57,068 --> 00:43:59,237 No, he's the president of Tic Tac Tiles. Why? 738 00:43:59,270 --> 00:44:03,208 This car sort of reminds me of my granddad's. 739 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:04,375 - * [ Jazz Instrumental ] - Hmm. 740 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:06,878 So how come you asked me out? 741 00:44:06,912 --> 00:44:09,014 You went out with Cindy. She is Cindy Mancini. 742 00:44:10,849 --> 00:44:13,852 [ Laughs ] You can't argue with that logic. 743 00:44:13,885 --> 00:44:15,086 Come on, Cathy. Let's take it back to my place. 744 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:15,787 [ Horn Honking ] 745 00:44:18,223 --> 00:44:19,224 [ Video Games Beeping ] 746 00:44:21,860 --> 00:44:24,262 Hey, look, there's Ronald in his dad's Chrysler. 747 00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:27,899 Good evening, gentlemen. 748 00:44:30,902 --> 00:44:32,938 [ Boy With Glasses ] I-- I love station wagons. 749 00:44:32,971 --> 00:44:34,973 You may like it, but once the Cools see that car... 750 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:37,075 - they're gonna remember who he is. - Yeah! 751 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:41,880 This is an interesting mode of transport. Sort of, uh, antiquated, like. 752 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:46,351 Yeah, I call it my, um, undercover car. 753 00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:51,422 Oh, you snake. Don't be shifty with the boys. This car's perfect. 754 00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:55,026 Complete with plush blanket. That's strategy, my man. All right. 755 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,895 - What'd ya say? - [ Big John ] This ain't just a car, man. 756 00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:59,865 This is an unleaded love machine. 757 00:44:59,898 --> 00:45:02,934 Yeah, unleaded. [ Laughs ] 758 00:45:02,968 --> 00:45:06,004 Bet you could make some, uh, sweet sweat back there, huh, Barb? 759 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:08,439 - Hey, no complaints outta me. - [ Laughs ] 760 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:12,978 Yeah, those jocks sure have great taste in cars, huh? 761 00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:13,812 - Shut up, Lester. - You shut up. 762 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,816 [ Kenneth ] I just don't get it. 763 00:45:17,849 --> 00:45:22,020 - I propose we look for a new fourth. - Guess so. 764 00:45:22,053 --> 00:45:23,889 [ Ronald ] Uh-oh. I know that look. 765 00:45:23,922 --> 00:45:25,323 - Oh! - Okay, now, hold your fire. 766 00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:27,292 Big John, nobody's into toxic waste. 767 00:45:30,361 --> 00:45:32,798 [ Laughs ] Right there. 768 00:45:32,831 --> 00:45:34,299 Perfect. [ Laughs ] 769 00:45:34,332 --> 00:45:36,734 - [ Laughing ] - Gross! 770 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:41,206 You guys are so into bodily functions! 771 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,108 I mean, it's not like that takes any skill. 772 00:45:43,141 --> 00:45:45,310 Oh, I don't know. For him, it's like an art form. 773 00:45:45,343 --> 00:45:48,146 - Oh, that's a real pleasant thought, Ronnie. - Oh, come on. We're guys. 774 00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:49,815 Oh, yo, Pats, keep an eye on my guy. I gotta hit the little girl's room. 775 00:45:49,848 --> 00:45:50,381 All right. Hurry up. 776 00:45:52,217 --> 00:45:53,118 Air! 777 00:45:56,421 --> 00:45:58,489 - Guess what. - What? 778 00:45:58,523 --> 00:46:01,192 You're taking me to the Columbus Day Dance on the 16th. 779 00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:04,362 - I am? - Yep. 780 00:46:04,395 --> 00:46:06,932 Well, what about Barbara? I thought she was your best friend. 781 00:46:06,965 --> 00:46:10,435 Well, she is. But, I mean, you know. 782 00:46:10,468 --> 00:46:13,404 Friends share their stuff with friends. You know what I mean? 783 00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:16,441 - Sure, friend. No problem. - [ Sighs ] 784 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:18,877 I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 785 00:46:18,910 --> 00:46:23,248 Oh, yes, you won that wager. I have moves that defy the laws of gravity. 786 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:24,916 Ooh, I'll bet you do. 787 00:46:26,885 --> 00:46:27,986 I'll see you later, okay? 788 00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:29,420 Bye. 789 00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:32,991 [ Sighs, Mutters ] 790 00:46:34,893 --> 00:46:36,127 [ Sighs ] Dancer. 791 00:46:37,395 --> 00:46:39,931 Moves. Shit. [ Sighs ] 792 00:46:41,867 --> 00:46:43,001 [ Chattering ] 793 00:46:45,937 --> 00:46:48,039 So... how was he? 794 00:46:48,073 --> 00:46:49,540 Hmph. Wouldn't you like to know? 795 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,210 Don't worry. I will. 796 00:46:56,948 --> 00:46:58,116 [ Patty's Voice ] I bet you're a really sexy dancer. 797 00:46:59,617 --> 00:47:00,852 [ Mutters ] 798 00:47:04,389 --> 00:47:06,157 [ Sighs ] 799 00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:08,193 - [ Man Grunting, Groaning ] - [ Crowd Jeering ] 800 00:47:10,328 --> 00:47:13,498 Oh, come on. Watch this. I bet he'll kick him. 801 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,135 - One. - [ Chuckie ] Mm-hmm. 802 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:19,104 Chuck? Chuck, I need the TV for a few minutes. 803 00:47:19,137 --> 00:47:20,972 No. 804 00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:23,041 Oh, Chuck, I just need to see the end of American Bandstand. 805 00:47:23,074 --> 00:47:25,110 No. [ Laughs ] 806 00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:27,645 Please, Chuck, I'm beggin' ya. 807 00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,214 What we have here is something I just learned 808 00:47:29,247 --> 00:47:32,050 called the law of supply and demand. 809 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:37,388 I shall supply you this remote control, but I'm going to demand, say, uh, two bucks. 810 00:47:37,422 --> 00:47:39,925 Wrong! That is not how the economic theory works. 811 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:42,327 Look, I learned it in seventh grade, not Harvard. 812 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,530 Okay, let me give you the theory of relativity. 813 00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:49,000 Either you put on Bandstan now, or I have one less relative. 814 00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:50,535 I'll put on Bandstand just for you. 815 00:47:52,470 --> 00:47:54,272 - [ Crowd Cheering ] - My famous gourmet pop-- 816 00:47:54,305 --> 00:47:56,607 - First screen shaves-- - * [ Brisk Percussion ] 817 00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:59,377 Spotlight dance. Ultra New Wave music. 818 00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:02,547 * [ Continues ] 819 00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:18,496 He's watchin' American Bandstand. 820 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:22,667 I'm talkin' cheerleaders, football players, local socialites. 821 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:25,971 He's not even associating with Kenneth anymore. 822 00:48:26,004 --> 00:48:29,640 Come on, Chuckie. I think it's groovy that he's makin' new friends. 823 00:48:29,674 --> 00:48:32,143 - He's allowed to have fun. - He is? 824 00:48:32,177 --> 00:48:33,979 - And, besides, I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Oh, honey. 825 00:48:34,012 --> 00:48:35,180 It's like the dude's not weird anymore. 826 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:44,055 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 827 00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:45,290 * [ Continues ] 828 00:48:53,564 --> 00:48:54,599 * [ Ends ] 829 00:48:56,434 --> 00:48:58,603 Now that ain't Dick Clark. 830 00:48:58,636 --> 00:49:01,506 We thank our two exchange students from Lower Swahili, 831 00:49:01,539 --> 00:49:07,112 Charles Kibangi and Sandy Ubuki, for recreating the African anteater ritual... 832 00:49:07,145 --> 00:49:09,414 here on PBS African Cultural Hour. 833 00:49:09,447 --> 00:49:11,216 African Cultural Hour? [ Laughing ] 834 00:49:13,051 --> 00:49:14,619 * [ Singer: Indistinct ] 835 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:16,421 [ Girl ] Ow! 836 00:49:19,557 --> 00:49:22,327 * Though she's trading favors When she tells me I believe her now * 837 00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:23,161 Wow. Let me see you really quick. 838 00:49:25,796 --> 00:49:26,964 * Mm-hmm 839 00:49:28,333 --> 00:49:30,535 - Hey, let's go dance! - In a minute, babe. 840 00:49:30,568 --> 00:49:33,271 - You know, I don't quite feel it yet with this tune. - That's cool. All right. 841 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:38,276 - * Oh, but she's an actress - * Actress 842 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:42,047 * And I don't believe her No * 843 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:47,418 - * But she's an actress - * Actress 844 00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:50,088 - * I don't believe her - * Believe her 845 00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:51,989 * Believe her Believe her * 846 00:49:58,596 --> 00:49:59,464 Here you go. Thanks. 847 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:04,735 - [ Grunts ] - That's a buck apiece, guys. 848 00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:07,272 Kenneth, this is your big idea. Why don't you pay for this? 849 00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:09,340 [ Scoffs ] Oh! 850 00:50:12,743 --> 00:50:14,312 [ Lester Clears Throat ] Come on, you guys. 851 00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:18,083 * [ Slow Tempo ] 852 00:50:25,156 --> 00:50:26,424 * Oh, baby 853 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:30,661 * You know just what to do 854 00:50:37,435 --> 00:50:41,239 So do you work as hard off the field as you do on? 855 00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:44,409 Well, uh, I did letter in three indoor sports. 856 00:50:44,442 --> 00:50:45,510 [ Laughs ] 857 00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:54,152 What a wonderful group of young adults we have this year. 858 00:50:54,185 --> 00:50:55,386 But I better check the bathrooms. 859 00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,259 [ Whispering ] One, two, three, four. 860 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:02,693 One, two, three, four. 861 00:51:04,229 --> 00:51:06,063 - Hello, Ronald. - Oh, hi, Mr. Webbly. 862 00:51:09,134 --> 00:51:10,668 [ Applause, Cheering ] 863 00:51:13,471 --> 00:51:15,306 - Let's mingle. - [ Boy ] Look, it's the nerd herd. 864 00:51:16,274 --> 00:51:17,575 [ Crowd Chattering ] 865 00:51:20,811 --> 00:51:22,147 [ Boy Laughs ] 866 00:51:23,148 --> 00:51:24,282 - Whoo! - [ Chattering ] 867 00:51:25,516 --> 00:51:27,685 Ronnie, you're becoming a punchaholic. 868 00:51:29,654 --> 00:51:30,755 * [ Upbeat ] 869 00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:33,090 [ Cheering ] 870 00:51:37,695 --> 00:51:39,764 Come on. Let's get out there and dance. I mean, this is a dance. 871 00:51:39,797 --> 00:51:41,699 It's what we're here to do, right, is dance? 872 00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:44,335 Come on, please. Let's get out there and boogie. 873 00:51:44,369 --> 00:51:46,537 - Let's dance! - [ Squeals ] Wait for me! 874 00:51:49,340 --> 00:51:50,475 All right! 875 00:51:54,712 --> 00:51:58,416 * Eyes with mystery A lonely girl so alone * 876 00:51:58,449 --> 00:51:59,450 Whoo! 877 00:52:03,621 --> 00:52:05,623 * I've been living all my life * 878 00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,726 * To meet a girl like you 879 00:52:11,596 --> 00:52:14,865 * I could touch you really nice * 880 00:52:14,899 --> 00:52:18,903 * While the fire came in the room * 881 00:52:18,936 --> 00:52:21,706 * All night, all night 882 00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:24,709 - What a spaz. - Oh, he must be in Special Ed. 883 00:52:27,378 --> 00:52:29,480 * All night, all night 884 00:52:29,514 --> 00:52:30,915 * Baby loves it all night 885 00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:37,655 * Angel in the light 886 00:52:37,688 --> 00:52:39,890 * Dancin' right beside me 887 00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,463 That's bizarre. 888 00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:47,432 But if the Ronster's doin' it, it must be new. 889 00:52:47,465 --> 00:52:48,733 * So strong 890 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:54,772 - * I've been waiting all my life * - [ Squeals ] 891 00:52:55,906 --> 00:52:58,175 * Wanting a girl like you 892 00:53:00,778 --> 00:53:04,582 * I could touch you many nights * 893 00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:06,784 - * While fire surrounds the moon * - [ Laughs ] 894 00:53:08,453 --> 00:53:10,555 * All night, all night 895 00:53:10,588 --> 00:53:13,358 * Baby loves it all night 896 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:16,561 - [ Squeals ] - [ Girl ] Try it! 897 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:18,696 * All night, all night 898 00:53:18,729 --> 00:53:20,865 * Baby loves it all night 899 00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:24,635 * Ooh, ooh, ooh-- ohh 900 00:53:26,371 --> 00:53:28,673 [ Boy ] Hey! Yo! 901 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:31,742 [ Shouting ] 902 00:53:33,644 --> 00:53:34,745 [ Girl ] Yeah! 903 00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:35,680 Whoo! 904 00:53:41,352 --> 00:53:42,520 - [ Laughing ] - Yeah! 905 00:53:43,621 --> 00:53:45,423 Ow! 906 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,425 * While fire surrounds the moon * 907 00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,699 - Hey! - [ Together ] It's the African anteater ritual! 908 00:53:57,535 --> 00:53:58,703 [ Shouting ] 909 00:54:02,373 --> 00:54:03,441 [ Girl ] All right! 910 00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,314 - Oh, I had a great time. - Out of sight. 911 00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:10,915 Hey, that dance was pretty severe there. 912 00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:13,618 Yeah, where'd you get those hot moves? 913 00:54:13,651 --> 00:54:15,853 - I have friends in exotic places. - Oh, yeah, like where? 914 00:54:15,886 --> 00:54:18,423 - I'll be right back. - Rio? 915 00:54:18,456 --> 00:54:21,692 - Paris? - No, really exotic. Beautiful downtown Burbank. 916 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:23,861 [ Laughs ] 917 00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:26,764 - Cind, babe! - [ Woman ] Here you go. 918 00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:29,834 Look, the name is Cindy, and don't call me babe. 919 00:54:29,867 --> 00:54:32,069 - Just wanted to say hello. - Then just say it! 920 00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:34,572 Why don't you get tranquil? I was just tryin' to be friendly. 921 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,741 Why don't you be friendly with your flock, okay? 922 00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:40,678 - I owe all my friends to you. - Ha! Like I really want credit for this. 923 00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:43,581 I mean, your disciples are making fools of themselves. 924 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,016 I mean, I've seen zombies with more individuality. 925 00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:50,388 Yeah, like your college boy. What's his name? Biff? 926 00:54:50,421 --> 00:54:52,490 Don't give me that. His name happens to be Brent. 927 00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:55,660 There's a difference? 928 00:54:59,564 --> 00:55:01,966 [ Scoffs, Sighs ] 929 00:55:02,867 --> 00:55:04,034 [ Crickets Chirping ] 930 00:55:07,938 --> 00:55:10,341 * Take your lover by the hand * 931 00:55:10,375 --> 00:55:11,876 * Speak in tongues and understand * 932 00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:16,080 * Ahhh 933 00:55:16,113 --> 00:55:17,948 [ Sighs ] Alone at last. 934 00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:19,917 * French kissin' in the U.S.A. * 935 00:55:21,051 --> 00:55:22,487 - Hi, friend. - Hi. 936 00:55:25,122 --> 00:55:26,357 You're awfully far away. 937 00:55:27,458 --> 00:55:29,427 - I'm sorry. - [ Giggles ] 938 00:55:32,096 --> 00:55:33,398 So, tell me... 939 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,603 Are, um-- Are you into long-distance relationships? 940 00:55:38,636 --> 00:55:40,671 - No. - No? [ Laughs ] 941 00:55:42,507 --> 00:55:44,409 Then why don't you reach out and touch someone? 942 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:47,545 - Hello. - [ Laughs ] 943 00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:52,082 I happen to know that in the whole school... 944 00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:57,988 there's only one other tittie quite this pretty. 945 00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:58,789 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 946 00:56:00,057 --> 00:56:01,459 And this is it. 947 00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,829 Yep! That's it. 948 00:56:06,997 --> 00:56:08,866 I bet you've never seen two like these before. 949 00:56:10,968 --> 00:56:12,837 Well, my parents do have cable. 950 00:56:12,870 --> 00:56:15,139 - Oh, they do, do they? - Mm-hmm. 951 00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:19,176 - Mmm. Don't you want to touch me? - Oh! 952 00:56:19,209 --> 00:56:22,947 Oh! [ Laughs ] Wow! I can't believe this. 953 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:25,082 - Oh, God! [ Laughs ] - [ Laughs ] 954 00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,520 [ Scratching Sound ] 955 00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:35,626 Seventeen years, three months and five days. 956 00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,695 That's a long time to wait for some tit. [ Laughs ] 957 00:56:39,697 --> 00:56:41,165 - [ Projector Whirring ] - [ Man ] Without an atmosphere... 958 00:56:41,198 --> 00:56:43,100 the Earth would be a far different place. 959 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:46,437 It might look like the moon. 960 00:56:46,471 --> 00:56:49,474 Our exploration of the moon showed us that it is nearly a dead planet today. 961 00:56:51,676 --> 00:56:55,212 But it provided one very important piece of information. 962 00:56:55,245 --> 00:56:56,614 I haven't seen or heard from you in three weeks. 963 00:56:58,483 --> 00:57:01,218 I'm not a mutant, Ron. I realize I may be obsolete... 964 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:04,755 in your new world, but I'm not dead. 965 00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:08,225 We know now that the moon, as well as all the other bodies in the solar system... 966 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,761 were heavily bombarded in their first billion years. 967 00:57:13,498 --> 00:57:15,800 - Then about three-and-a-half billion years ago... - [ Muttering ] 968 00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:18,569 this bombardment slowed to a bare trickle as most of the solid chunk-- 969 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:22,006 You got it there, son? 970 00:57:22,039 --> 00:57:25,476 Whoa, oh, oh, Ronald! No mischief tonight. 971 00:57:25,510 --> 00:57:28,045 Now the police are really crackin' down this year. 972 00:57:28,078 --> 00:57:29,179 Oh, Dad, come on. Have a little faith. 973 00:57:30,615 --> 00:57:31,949 - [ Horn Honks ] - See ya. 974 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:35,653 - All right, we set up there? - Yep. 975 00:57:38,589 --> 00:57:40,257 [ Ricky ] Check it out. We got spoilt tomatoes... 976 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:44,261 - Yeah. - rotten eggs and the piece de resistance. 977 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:48,533 - The shitbomb! - Ha! Human feces? 978 00:57:48,566 --> 00:57:50,868 No, doggy doo. But it's just as efficient, bro. Here, sniff. 979 00:57:50,901 --> 00:57:54,505 - Ah, sniff this-- God! - [ Big John ] Hey, Ronnie. 980 00:57:54,539 --> 00:57:56,206 - Here you go. - Whose house are we doin'? 981 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:58,809 Ah, dig, classic, man. 982 00:57:58,843 --> 00:58:02,780 We have done the same house four years in a row. 983 00:58:02,813 --> 00:58:04,214 - It's like tradition now, huh, Ricky? - You know it! 984 00:58:06,116 --> 00:58:08,853 And yours, son, is the most important mission. 985 00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:11,221 Drop that net on any punk that gets near our front door. 986 00:58:15,626 --> 00:58:17,194 I'm gonna personally deliver one of them to the police. 987 00:58:17,227 --> 00:58:17,962 [ Together ] Yes, sir! 988 00:58:28,873 --> 00:58:31,676 [ Dog Barking In The Distance ] 989 00:58:31,709 --> 00:58:34,545 So I was telling you, you know, this guy is, like, totally rad. 990 00:58:34,579 --> 00:58:38,549 Excuse me. Ronnie said that you said that friends share, Patty. 991 00:58:38,583 --> 00:58:41,285 - You've had him two weeks-- - You mean, she's attacked him for two weeks. 992 00:58:41,318 --> 00:58:44,221 Whoa, wait a minute! First of all, if I recall correctly... 993 00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:46,323 you still have Bobby. 994 00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:51,095 Secondly, you quit Ronnie, so that makes him public property. 995 00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:53,263 You guys, that's real romantic. I mean, he sounds like a restroom. 996 00:58:55,666 --> 00:58:58,102 First of all, I don't have Bobby. 997 00:59:00,237 --> 00:59:02,139 And secondly, I didn't think that my best friends... 998 00:59:02,172 --> 00:59:03,708 would be draped all over him like a cheap-- 999 00:59:03,741 --> 00:59:07,011 Why not, Cin? He's cute, sweet. 1000 00:59:07,978 --> 00:59:08,879 Good. 1001 00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:13,751 Oh, come on, you guys. A lady never talks. 1002 00:59:15,285 --> 00:59:18,255 Yeah, next time I see one, I'll remember that. 1003 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:19,156 Oh. [ Exhales ] 1004 00:59:24,795 --> 00:59:25,830 - [ Laughter ] - [ Big John ] Shh! 1005 00:59:28,232 --> 00:59:29,566 Shh! Shh! 1006 00:59:31,936 --> 00:59:33,003 - [ Ronald ] You're sick! - There's the target. 1007 00:59:33,037 --> 00:59:34,204 All right. 1008 00:59:36,974 --> 00:59:40,277 Oh, shit. Y-You know-- I know a better house. 1009 00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:43,080 - It's not very far from here. It's right down this street. - Our senior year. 1010 00:59:43,881 --> 00:59:44,982 Our last mission. 1011 00:59:47,184 --> 00:59:49,687 [ Exhales ] The final shitbomb. 1012 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,021 - It's tradition and shit. Let's go! - Go on! 1013 01:00:04,168 --> 01:00:08,105 Listen up. We divert 'em on each flank, and you shitbomb the front door. 1014 01:00:08,138 --> 01:00:10,307 - No! I won't do it! - I told you he wouldn't do it! 1015 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:12,743 - You're still a nerd, huh? - Give me the shit! 1016 01:00:12,777 --> 01:00:14,211 - No! I'll do it. - Come on! 1017 01:00:20,350 --> 01:00:21,886 I don't want to do this! 1018 01:00:28,826 --> 01:00:29,827 - [ Laughs ] - [ Grunts ] 1019 01:00:31,295 --> 01:00:33,197 - [ Gasps ] - [ Laughing ] 1020 01:00:34,198 --> 01:00:35,332 [ Laughs ] 1021 01:00:37,267 --> 01:00:38,168 Do it now! [ Grunts ] 1022 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:40,705 - Come on, Ronnie! - Throw it, Ronnie! 1023 01:00:42,072 --> 01:00:44,341 - Throw it! - Come on. Throw it! 1024 01:00:44,374 --> 01:00:45,375 - Come on! - [ Whispers ] Shit. 1025 01:00:47,745 --> 01:00:48,846 - Yeah! Bull's-eye! - Whoo-hoo! 1026 01:00:51,015 --> 01:00:54,051 - I got one! - I'm comin'! 1027 01:00:54,084 --> 01:00:56,754 - No, you're not! - Keep him pinned down! 1028 01:00:56,787 --> 01:00:58,388 - [ Grunts ] - [ Ricky ] Come on, Big John! Keep him down! 1029 01:01:03,861 --> 01:01:05,129 [ Ricky ] Ronnie, let's go! Come on! 1030 01:01:06,096 --> 01:01:07,231 Get the hell out of there! 1031 01:01:09,834 --> 01:01:13,037 - Come on, John! - Yeahhh! Let's get outta here, man! 1032 01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,671 You hold the little bastard! 1033 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,008 [ Ricky ] Come on. Let's go! Whoo-hoo! 1034 01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:22,312 There must've been a hole in the net. 1035 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:23,881 - We'll get 'em next year. - [ Engine Starting ] 1036 01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,384 I don't think he'll be back. 1037 01:01:28,452 --> 01:01:29,720 [ Truck Speeds Away ] 1038 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:35,325 This is a fine-looking bird, Judy. 1039 01:01:36,794 --> 01:01:38,162 This is what got me an "A" in French class. 1040 01:01:41,999 --> 01:01:43,500 Ronald. 1041 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:44,434 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1042 01:01:46,871 --> 01:01:48,105 Let's see yours, sibling. 1043 01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:54,879 Ahh-- I didn't get mine yet. 1044 01:01:54,912 --> 01:01:57,247 You're the only one from kindergarten through college who didn't. 1045 01:01:57,281 --> 01:02:00,184 - You didn't get yours yet? - Let me repeat! 1046 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:03,320 - I did not get mine yet! - [ Mom ] Relax. 1047 01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:04,855 There's no reason to raise your voice. 1048 01:02:09,827 --> 01:02:11,261 Back to nursery school. 1049 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:16,934 - Look, these are my friends, okay? - [ Pulls Parking Brake ] 1050 01:02:16,967 --> 01:02:19,837 Say hello to your friends when you get me a chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 1051 01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:23,507 - What? - Read my lips. 1052 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:26,410 Chocolate milkshake, extra thick. 1053 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:38,388 Two C's, three B's and one "A." 1054 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:39,356 Outstanding, son! 1055 01:02:41,125 --> 01:02:43,027 Major improvement, Chuckie. 1056 01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:47,031 Oh, yeah. Big deal. Three B's and two C's? 1057 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:47,798 I've been getting straight A's since birth. 1058 01:02:48,899 --> 01:02:51,535 - So? - So! 1059 01:02:51,568 --> 01:02:55,172 So everybody doubts the whereabouts of my report card. That's real fair. 1060 01:02:55,205 --> 01:02:56,841 Nobody doubts you. You said you didn't get it yet. 1061 01:02:56,874 --> 01:02:58,508 And I didn't! 1062 01:02:58,542 --> 01:03:03,280 - It's just parental concern. - See, here is the primate example. 1063 01:03:03,313 --> 01:03:06,917 You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? 1064 01:03:06,951 --> 01:03:07,852 You give him money. 1065 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:10,287 Great. 1066 01:03:12,589 --> 01:03:13,991 - Chilling! - Shut up, Chuck. 1067 01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:18,395 - I was talkin' to Ma, Dad. - Shut up, Chuck! 1068 01:03:21,932 --> 01:03:23,000 Here's your shake. 1069 01:03:28,973 --> 01:03:30,240 I said thick! This isn't thick! 1070 01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:34,945 Oh, well, let me check the consistency. 1071 01:03:39,950 --> 01:03:41,151 Looks thick to me. 1072 01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:42,987 No! 1073 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:51,428 [ Together ] What are you doing home? 1074 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:53,363 [ Laughs ] 1075 01:03:53,397 --> 01:03:56,066 I thought you had a date with Rock. 1076 01:03:56,100 --> 01:03:58,903 Well... I figured I had enough turkey for one day. 1077 01:04:01,038 --> 01:04:02,006 - Me too. - Tsk. 1078 01:04:03,908 --> 01:04:05,375 There's a good movie on TV. 1079 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:07,144 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 1080 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:10,180 - All right, let's make it a date. - Oh, sweetheart. 1081 01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:11,448 - I love you. - I love you too, Mom. 1082 01:04:15,085 --> 01:04:16,253 Hey, Kenneth! 1083 01:04:17,654 --> 01:04:20,190 Let me explain. I took it long enough. 1084 01:04:20,224 --> 01:04:21,358 Will you talk to me? Damn it! 1085 01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:27,097 Well, have it your way, psycho, but you ain't invited. 1086 01:04:27,131 --> 01:04:29,133 Invited to what, man? What are you talking about? 1087 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:31,368 - My house. New Year's Day? - A party, man? 1088 01:04:31,401 --> 01:04:35,405 Bowl games, salami, cheesecake-- Yeah! 1089 01:04:35,439 --> 01:04:37,541 If I can recover from my party, book me a couch. 1090 01:04:37,574 --> 01:04:39,476 - You got it! - Book me a bed. 1091 01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:42,412 We have a lot of fun. 1092 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,982 - Somebody wants your ass bad, man. - Who is it? 1093 01:04:45,649 --> 01:04:46,616 Get it! 1094 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:53,590 [ Cindy ] Hey. Hi. 1095 01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:57,461 - Long time no talk, huh? - Yeah, I been kind of busy. 1096 01:04:57,494 --> 01:04:59,663 Yeah, well, that's popularity. It's real time-consuming. 1097 01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:07,704 Um-- I was thinking that maybe sometime you and I could go to the airplane graveyard? 1098 01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:09,439 You're not under any contractual obligation to me anymore. 1099 01:05:13,110 --> 01:05:15,179 I wrote a new poem. It's called "Broken Moon." 1100 01:05:17,147 --> 01:05:18,648 - Um, it starts-- - Why don't you save it for your college boy? 1101 01:05:20,084 --> 01:05:21,518 I wrote it for you. 1102 01:05:21,551 --> 01:05:25,422 You ignored the Donald Miller dork for 17 years. 1103 01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:27,491 Now you wanna ride on the Ronnie Miller express. 1104 01:05:27,524 --> 01:05:28,658 I don't wanna ride the Ronnie Miller anything. 1105 01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:31,661 Looks like you're the only one. 1106 01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:36,600 Who? Iris? 1107 01:05:36,633 --> 01:05:39,669 Oh, yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound. 1108 01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:44,041 [ Sighs ] 1109 01:05:44,074 --> 01:05:45,242 Well, at least her ticket won't cost me a thousand bucks. 1110 01:05:50,314 --> 01:05:51,148 Cindy! 1111 01:05:54,051 --> 01:05:55,619 - Hi, Ronnie. - Excuse me. 1112 01:05:57,387 --> 01:05:58,688 [ Motorcycle Approaching, Horn Beeping ] 1113 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,164 - * [ Rock And Roll ] - [ Big John ] Happy New Year, pal. 1114 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:10,100 Happy New Year, man. Have a beer. 1115 01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:11,335 - Clark County! - Big John! 1116 01:06:13,303 --> 01:06:16,540 Quinton is in! Let the fun begin! 1117 01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:19,609 God, you're an asshole, man. 1118 01:06:24,481 --> 01:06:27,551 - Hey, powerful punch, Barbs. - I haven't poured the punch in yet. 1119 01:06:27,584 --> 01:06:31,521 - Cindy, that's straight vodka. - All right. 1120 01:06:31,555 --> 01:06:36,526 - Great outfit. - I asked my mom if I could use it and she said yes. 1121 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:41,631 - Ah, progressive concept. - We make a great couple: me and my outfit. 1122 01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:45,035 Oh. Sorry Bobby couldn't come home for the holidays. 1123 01:06:45,069 --> 01:06:46,103 You must really miss him. 1124 01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:53,610 I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. 1125 01:06:53,643 --> 01:06:56,180 I even travel with my own wine. 1126 01:06:56,213 --> 01:06:59,083 You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree. 1127 01:06:59,116 --> 01:06:59,783 [ Coughs ] Very classy. 1128 01:07:02,419 --> 01:07:05,289 Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing. 1129 01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:07,557 [ Moaning ] 1130 01:07:09,759 --> 01:07:12,762 Oh, whoops. Sorry. 1131 01:07:14,431 --> 01:07:17,767 So sorry. So dumb. I'm so wasted. 1132 01:07:25,109 --> 01:07:30,414 Oh-- I am so wasted. Lie down. Just for a second. 1133 01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:33,350 - [ Laughing ] - Hey, we're closed for the holidays! 1134 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:36,453 - God. Hey, take it easy, guys. - Close it, please! 1135 01:07:36,486 --> 01:07:37,387 Geez! 1136 01:07:39,623 --> 01:07:41,525 [ Iris ] Oh, Ronnie, I'm so happy... 1137 01:07:41,558 --> 01:07:45,262 I'm going out with the hottest guy in school. 1138 01:07:45,295 --> 01:07:49,699 - Oh, I am hot. - Face it, Ronnie. You're it right now. 1139 01:07:49,733 --> 01:07:52,269 [ Ronald ] Oh-- I'm it, and that's why you're with me. 1140 01:07:55,172 --> 01:07:56,406 Oh. 1141 01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,243 No. You won't respect me. 1142 01:07:59,276 --> 01:08:01,445 I respect you. Immensely. 1143 01:08:02,246 --> 01:08:04,214 And intensely. 1144 01:08:05,515 --> 01:08:08,752 - [ Moans ] You do? - I do. 1145 01:08:08,785 --> 01:08:12,322 "This summer, my wish is for you to hold me... 1146 01:08:13,757 --> 01:08:14,658 "in your arms... 1147 01:08:15,692 --> 01:08:18,595 "in a sea of deep blue... 1148 01:08:18,628 --> 01:08:21,698 "together at last, together... 1149 01:08:21,731 --> 01:08:23,267 - as two." - [ Iris ] Oh, Ronnie. 1150 01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:26,636 * [ New Wave Rock ] 1151 01:08:30,474 --> 01:08:33,443 - Damn, Bobby, what are you doin' here? - It's New Year's. 1152 01:08:33,477 --> 01:08:37,614 * From the walls of Tokyo I've come to London town to go * 1153 01:08:37,647 --> 01:08:41,218 So, Ricky and John tell me you're a connoisseur of fine wines. 1154 01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:44,588 No shit? Are you new here? 1155 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,723 Uh-huh. I just transferred. 1156 01:08:46,756 --> 01:08:47,724 Mmm. 1157 01:08:49,459 --> 01:08:51,761 Thanks, man. I owe you one. 1158 01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:54,164 * And I'm dancin' with myself-- oh, oh * 1159 01:08:54,198 --> 01:08:56,633 Hey, you guys! It's 11:27. 1160 01:08:56,666 --> 01:09:00,704 - 33 more minutes! - Whoo! Yeah! 1161 01:09:00,737 --> 01:09:03,340 [ Big John ] Ronnie! Iris! Come here. Have a brew. 1162 01:09:03,373 --> 01:09:05,642 * Dancin' with myself-- Oh, oh * 1163 01:09:05,675 --> 01:09:09,646 To true friends-- and a wild lady. 1164 01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:13,383 - The only way to fly. - I'll drink to that. 1165 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:14,751 * But your empty eyes Seem to pass me by * 1166 01:09:14,784 --> 01:09:15,852 Check it out, Bobby. 1167 01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:22,826 * So let's sink another drink 'Cause it'll give me time to think * 1168 01:09:22,859 --> 01:09:26,563 - The man. The mick. What's happenin'? - Quinton. 1169 01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:27,664 Who's Iris' latest victim? 1170 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:32,436 [ Quinton ] Oh, you got it backwards, Bobby. He's victimizing her. 1171 01:09:32,469 --> 01:09:34,704 * Dancin' with myself 1172 01:09:34,738 --> 01:09:37,307 - Ronnie Miller's nailed every wench in school. - Ronald Miller? 1173 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:41,578 He couldn't get nailed in wood shop. 1174 01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:45,749 Well, the man has reached legendary status this year, bro. 1175 01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:47,917 You ain't a legend 'til you score the captain of the cheerleaders. 1176 01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:52,256 * Ooohhhh-- Ooowwww 1177 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:53,723 Come on. I don't buy it. 1178 01:09:54,958 --> 01:09:55,959 Cindy? 1179 01:09:57,327 --> 01:09:58,462 Hey, no freakin' way! 1180 01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:04,634 Come on, Quint! Don't even think of holdin' out on me... 1181 01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:07,304 or I'll kill you. 1182 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:16,280 * Well, I looked all over the world * 1183 01:10:16,313 --> 01:10:17,847 * And there's every type of girl * 1184 01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:19,716 Bobby! 1185 01:10:21,718 --> 01:10:24,921 * Leave me dancin' with myself So let's sink another drink * 1186 01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:27,391 Hi! How are you? 1187 01:10:27,424 --> 01:10:29,726 * 'Cause it'll give me time to think If I had a chance-- * 1188 01:10:30,694 --> 01:10:31,728 [ Laughing ] 1189 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,832 - John. John. - Go get 'im. 1190 01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:39,469 Cindy and Bobby's relationship is so totally together. 1191 01:10:39,503 --> 01:10:42,306 [ Bobby ] He's a lawn boy. He makes 35 cents an hour. 1192 01:10:42,339 --> 01:10:44,308 Listen up, dude. The shit's gonna hit the fan. 1193 01:10:44,341 --> 01:10:47,411 [ Laughing ] 1194 01:10:47,444 --> 01:10:49,513 - [ Cindy ] Listen! - [ Bobby ] I'm not gonna put up with it! 1195 01:10:49,546 --> 01:10:51,648 - We were faking, okay? - Bullshit! 1196 01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:54,351 No, it was an act. Bobby, he paid me! 1197 01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:55,819 Then that makes you a prostitute! 1198 01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:57,454 * Oh, oh, oh-ohh 1199 01:10:59,022 --> 01:11:01,858 - * Oh, oh, oh-ohh - You! 1200 01:11:01,891 --> 01:11:04,894 * Oh, oh, oh-ohh Dancin' with myself * 1201 01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:07,464 * Oh, oh, oh-ohh Oh, my room's all wet with my sweat-- * 1202 01:11:07,497 --> 01:11:08,565 [ Record Scratches, Music Stops ] 1203 01:11:09,899 --> 01:11:10,734 You! 1204 01:11:13,503 --> 01:11:17,574 Even Bobby thinks we went out. Great, huh? Ha! 1205 01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,509 All of you thought we were a couple. What a joke! 1206 01:11:22,346 --> 01:11:26,883 Ronald Miller paid me 1,000 bucks to pretend I liked him. 1207 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:30,954 What a deal, huh? 1208 01:11:30,987 --> 01:11:34,358 $1,000 to go out with him for a month. This guy. 1209 01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:38,061 Oh, God. He bought me. 1210 01:11:39,396 --> 01:11:40,497 And he bought all of you. 1211 01:11:43,733 --> 01:11:46,403 He was sick and tired of being a nobody. 1212 01:11:48,872 --> 01:11:52,776 Yeah, and he said that all of you guys would worship him if we went out. 1213 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:54,010 And I didn't believe that. I was, like, no way! 1214 01:11:56,380 --> 01:11:57,781 And he was right! No, leave me alone. 1215 01:11:59,516 --> 01:12:02,419 He was right. Our little plan worked, didn't it, Ronald? 1216 01:12:05,689 --> 01:12:07,657 The dance. That stupid dance! 1217 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:11,561 What a bunch of followers you guys are. 1218 01:12:14,531 --> 01:12:16,500 I mean, at least I got-- 1219 01:12:16,533 --> 01:12:17,801 At least I got paid. 1220 01:12:19,569 --> 01:12:20,637 Come on. 1221 01:12:26,443 --> 01:12:27,511 Ricky? John? 1222 01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:31,881 [ Clears Throat ] 1223 01:12:37,954 --> 01:12:39,088 Get out of my house. 1224 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:44,561 Uh-- Yeah. We'll clear everything up tomorrow. 1225 01:12:46,029 --> 01:12:47,731 Everything is cool, really. 1226 01:12:47,764 --> 01:12:50,900 [ Coughs ] Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. 1227 01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:52,969 Excuse me. Good night now. Excuse me. 1228 01:12:58,775 --> 01:13:00,176 You ready to go? 1229 01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,145 [ Clears Throat ] 1230 01:13:02,178 --> 01:13:04,914 - Um-- I don't know you. - You sure knew me earlier. 1231 01:13:04,948 --> 01:13:06,049 I don't know what you're talking about. 1232 01:13:09,553 --> 01:13:11,721 Happy New Year. 1233 01:13:11,755 --> 01:13:13,122 * [ Instrumental: "Auld Lang Syne" ] 1234 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,438 Hey, it could be worse. We could be alone like that poor guy. 1235 01:13:35,512 --> 01:13:36,746 * [ Dance Music ] 1236 01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:06,610 [ Sobbing ] 1237 01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:13,449 [ Chattering ] 1238 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:16,953 * [ Low Rock ] 1239 01:14:24,994 --> 01:14:26,062 All right. 1240 01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:48,017 [ Girl ] Ronald Miller-- Ugh! So, anyways-- 1241 01:14:48,051 --> 01:14:49,218 [ Chattering ] 1242 01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:28,658 Damn, bro. He's in Siberia. 1243 01:15:28,692 --> 01:15:31,861 I know, man. The mutants over there won't even go near him. 1244 01:15:31,895 --> 01:15:34,130 You know, I knew he was scamming us all along. 1245 01:15:36,800 --> 01:15:39,569 He went from, like, totally chic to totally geek. 1246 01:15:40,870 --> 01:15:43,072 Look at that. He's been banished! 1247 01:15:43,106 --> 01:15:45,008 He should have known that our kind won't mix with their kind-- 1248 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:48,678 Our kind? Their kind? That's B.S. 1249 01:15:48,712 --> 01:15:52,649 He may be a moral leper now, but he had the fast lane for four months. 1250 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:56,119 Yeah, that's a good point. $250 a month for those cheerleaders... 1251 01:15:56,152 --> 01:15:57,286 - isn't an unwise investment. - Yeah? 1252 01:16:00,023 --> 01:16:01,758 Check this out, guys. You're gonna love this. 1253 01:16:03,760 --> 01:16:04,694 Incoming! 1254 01:16:09,198 --> 01:16:11,267 - Direct hit. - Yow! 1255 01:16:16,105 --> 01:16:17,173 [ Laughing ] 1256 01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:24,914 Didn't you take economics? You could've had me for $49.95. 1257 01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:26,783 [ Laughter ] 1258 01:16:38,695 --> 01:16:39,629 Incoming! 1259 01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:47,170 [ Laughs ] It's the nerd-mobile. 1260 01:16:49,739 --> 01:16:52,976 [ Patty ] Yeah, right-- on automatic pilot. 1261 01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:55,078 [ Barbara ] Like we're not supposed to know who's spying on us... 1262 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,681 in the spaz-mobile. 1263 01:16:57,714 --> 01:17:00,684 I could've sworn that a couple of girls I knew 1264 01:17:00,717 --> 01:17:02,652 got very comfortable in that spaz-mobile. 1265 01:17:08,858 --> 01:17:10,126 - [ Whirring ] - [ Chattering ] 1266 01:17:20,369 --> 01:17:22,071 [ Boy #1 ] Okay, this is my high score. 1267 01:17:22,105 --> 01:17:23,439 [ Boy #2 ] Dave, you can beat me! 1268 01:17:23,472 --> 01:17:25,074 [ Laughs ] Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1269 01:17:32,148 --> 01:17:33,750 You could at least acknowledge my existence. 1270 01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:39,923 You think this is easy for me? 1271 01:17:43,927 --> 01:17:50,199 [ Exhales ] I know I was an asshole to you and to thousands of others. 1272 01:17:50,233 --> 01:17:52,335 But, Kenneth-- Kenneth, it's you I gotta straighten this out with. 1273 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:55,338 Aaah! 1274 01:17:57,807 --> 01:17:59,308 - You shit on my house, man! - I know. 1275 01:18:00,176 --> 01:18:02,145 Go-- 1276 01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:03,880 - Kenneth-- - You shit on my house! 1277 01:18:09,886 --> 01:18:11,487 You shit on my house. 1278 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,889 I know, Kenneth. 1279 01:18:15,058 --> 01:18:16,292 [ Sobbing ] I know. 1280 01:18:27,336 --> 01:18:30,439 The quiz will cover every muscle from the levator scapula... 1281 01:18:30,473 --> 01:18:33,376 to the spinalis thoracis. 1282 01:18:33,409 --> 01:18:35,044 It will consist of 15 multiple choices and five mini-essays. 1283 01:18:35,078 --> 01:18:37,046 [ Cheerleaders ] T-- U-- C-- 1284 01:18:37,080 --> 01:18:40,950 - S-- O-- N. - Your score will then account... 1285 01:18:40,984 --> 01:18:44,187 - T-- U-- C-- S-- O-- N. - for 20% of your final grade. 1286 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,388 Good luck. 1287 01:18:46,522 --> 01:18:47,857 [ Chattering ] 1288 01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:52,328 Hi, Cindy. 1289 01:19:00,503 --> 01:19:02,071 [ School Bell Dinging ] 1290 01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:25,194 I'm sorry about having to come in here. 1291 01:19:26,562 --> 01:19:28,097 But I have to talk to you. 1292 01:19:30,133 --> 01:19:31,534 I realize what a jerk I became. 1293 01:19:36,505 --> 01:19:37,974 All I ever did was think about you, 1294 01:19:40,476 --> 01:19:41,777 dream about being part of your life. 1295 01:19:44,948 --> 01:19:46,549 [ Exhales ] 1296 01:19:46,582 --> 01:19:49,819 And then I got that stupid idea. 1297 01:19:49,853 --> 01:19:51,120 And I let it turn me into something I'm not. 1298 01:19:52,121 --> 01:19:53,322 [ Toilet Flushes ] 1299 01:19:55,524 --> 01:20:01,164 You sure did, sicko pervert! I remember you from the dance. 1300 01:20:01,197 --> 01:20:03,366 - You morally depraved psycho! - [ Ronald ] Ow! 1301 01:20:03,399 --> 01:20:05,101 Detention-- one month! 1302 01:20:07,904 --> 01:20:10,339 Becky, will you please hand me that other one? 1303 01:20:10,373 --> 01:20:11,274 Thanks. 1304 01:20:19,115 --> 01:20:22,351 - You nuked my brother. - What? 1305 01:20:22,385 --> 01:20:25,188 You took him from geek status to king status to no status. 1306 01:20:26,923 --> 01:20:29,225 Chuckie Miller, right? 1307 01:20:29,258 --> 01:20:32,128 He's resorted to sending his messenger boy? 1308 01:20:32,161 --> 01:20:34,363 Boy? I see no boy here! 1309 01:20:37,566 --> 01:20:39,002 [ Coughs ] 1310 01:20:40,904 --> 01:20:43,072 You think you shut me up? 1311 01:20:43,106 --> 01:20:44,507 I didn't? Well, let me try again. 1312 01:20:48,477 --> 01:20:49,845 The babe said it was good for my complexion. 1313 01:20:55,151 --> 01:20:56,920 [ Whispering Calculations ] 1314 01:21:08,331 --> 01:21:09,198 - [ Knocking ] - [ Mom ] Cynthia? 1315 01:21:10,533 --> 01:21:11,467 [ Knocking Continues ] 1316 01:21:12,535 --> 01:21:13,602 Cindy? 1317 01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:18,474 There's a call for you on my line. Somebody named Donald. 1318 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:21,945 [ Sighs ] 1319 01:21:21,978 --> 01:21:24,948 I don't know anybody named Donald. 1320 01:21:24,981 --> 01:21:27,083 - Tell him I'm out of the country or something. - Okay. 1321 01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:36,692 I know she's in the country, Mrs. Mancini. I saw her today. 1322 01:21:36,725 --> 01:21:38,627 Well, my daughter doesn't know anyone named-- 1323 01:21:39,562 --> 01:21:41,497 Ronald, is that you? 1324 01:21:41,530 --> 01:21:44,200 Why did you say your name was Donald? 1325 01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,369 Uh-- I guess I made a mistake. Bye-bye. 1326 01:21:48,504 --> 01:21:50,273 [ Exhales ] 1327 01:21:50,306 --> 01:21:51,474 Mom, what'd he say? 1328 01:21:53,342 --> 01:21:55,211 First, he's a geek. 1329 01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:59,248 And then you start going out with him. And then he's a geek again. 1330 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:01,184 Honey, I don't know what a geek is. 1331 01:22:01,217 --> 01:22:03,686 I guess, at the present time, a geek is Ronald Miller. 1332 01:22:04,587 --> 01:22:07,423 Who says? Hmm? 1333 01:22:10,626 --> 01:22:12,261 [ Lawn Mower Engine Whirring ] 1334 01:22:21,404 --> 01:22:23,639 * [ Ronald Singing Loudly, Indistinct ] 1335 01:22:23,672 --> 01:22:24,707 [ Lawn Mower Engine Continues ] 1336 01:22:33,649 --> 01:22:34,417 Oh, my God! 1337 01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:36,252 Pow! 1338 01:22:39,555 --> 01:22:41,324 [ Cindy ] Would you stop it? 1339 01:22:41,357 --> 01:22:44,027 Stop it! The neighbors, man! 1340 01:22:44,060 --> 01:22:48,364 Listen, all right? Hold on! Just turn it off! 1341 01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:51,300 My mother was calling the police, until I told her you had a chemical imbalance... 1342 01:22:51,334 --> 01:22:54,070 and you are seeking psychiatric help! 1343 01:22:54,103 --> 01:22:55,538 - [ Panting ] I need to talk to you. - Fine. 1344 01:22:55,571 --> 01:22:58,407 Every time I called, you were either taking a bath, washing your hair. 1345 01:22:58,441 --> 01:22:59,442 Or you were out of the country. That was a good one, by the way. 1346 01:23:01,544 --> 01:23:05,314 I tried to get you alone at school, but I got a month's detention. 1347 01:23:05,348 --> 01:23:06,582 Yeah, you're very big in bathrooms, aren't you? 1348 01:23:09,685 --> 01:23:14,290 Cindy, just hear me out. And then I'll leave you alone. Okay? 1349 01:23:17,060 --> 01:23:20,263 Oh! You t-- You demolished me New Year's Eve. 1350 01:23:23,266 --> 01:23:25,501 But see-- I realize you did me a favor. 1351 01:23:27,136 --> 01:23:28,271 You brought me back to reality. 1352 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,241 All I ever wanted to do was get close to you. 1353 01:23:35,244 --> 01:23:38,481 And then, when I finally got there, it wasn't me anymore. 1354 01:23:41,350 --> 01:23:46,289 Cindy-- Oh, Cindy. 1355 01:23:46,322 --> 01:23:49,458 I was just hoping we could sort this out, you know? 1356 01:23:49,492 --> 01:23:53,329 The real me and the real you. That's all. 1357 01:23:56,232 --> 01:23:57,100 [ Exhales ] 1358 01:23:59,468 --> 01:24:00,403 Okay. 1359 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:04,773 - But not at 6:00 in the morning. - Okay. 1360 01:24:04,807 --> 01:24:05,741 I'll come back at 11:00. 1361 01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:13,482 I'll be washing my hair-- out of the country. 1362 01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:15,518 That's my favorite one. 1363 01:24:16,452 --> 01:24:17,653 [ Laughs Weakly ] 1364 01:24:22,358 --> 01:24:24,427 [ Starts, Stops Lawn Mower ] 1365 01:24:25,461 --> 01:24:26,662 Tell your mom I'm sorry. 1366 01:24:34,803 --> 01:24:36,071 [ Sighs ] Is that right? 1367 01:24:37,306 --> 01:24:38,807 - Good job. - Really? Oh, my God! 1368 01:24:46,182 --> 01:24:49,818 - What's happening, guys? - Hey, nerd alert, man. He's in our quadrant, too. 1369 01:24:49,852 --> 01:24:52,788 Kenneth Wurman with Patty? No way! 1370 01:24:52,821 --> 01:24:55,891 Thanks so much! I swear, I don't know what I would have done without you. Really. 1371 01:24:55,924 --> 01:24:58,661 No problem. J-Just, uh, take your time and follow the steps. 1372 01:24:58,694 --> 01:25:00,696 Okay. 1373 01:25:00,729 --> 01:25:04,533 Kenneth Worm-man is trying to pull a Ronald McDonald Miller scam on us. 1374 01:25:04,567 --> 01:25:07,236 - He's probably trying to pay her off. - Relax, man. He's harmless. 1375 01:25:07,270 --> 01:25:09,738 I'm sending him back to the minor leagues. 1376 01:25:09,772 --> 01:25:10,573 - Be cool, man. - Hey, calm down. 1377 01:25:12,408 --> 01:25:15,411 Oh, man. He's gonna make a fool of himself. 1378 01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:16,845 Hey, what do you think you're doing over here, twimp? 1379 01:25:16,879 --> 01:25:18,714 H-Helping her with some math. 1380 01:25:18,747 --> 01:25:22,251 - No, bullshit. You're trying to pull a Ronald Miller scam. - A what? 1381 01:25:22,285 --> 01:25:24,153 You better get back to your own side, 1382 01:25:24,187 --> 01:25:26,855 or I'm gonna send you back to Geeksville in a milk carton! 1383 01:25:26,889 --> 01:25:27,823 Would you guys do something? 1384 01:25:34,930 --> 01:25:38,434 - Oh, return of the living dread. - Why don't you lay off? 1385 01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:40,903 - Why don't you go back where you belong, hosehead? - Take your hands off Kenneth. 1386 01:25:40,936 --> 01:25:43,172 Or I'll break your arm. Your pitching arm! 1387 01:25:43,206 --> 01:25:45,508 Oh yeah? Well, don't make me laugh, lawn boy. 1388 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:46,475 Let go. 1389 01:25:49,378 --> 01:25:50,246 Now! 1390 01:25:57,253 --> 01:26:00,189 You broke your arm once before, remember? 1391 01:26:00,223 --> 01:26:03,826 You fell out of our tree house. Kenneth picked you up... 1392 01:26:03,859 --> 01:26:06,795 - and we carried you 12 blocks to the hospital. - Yeah, you cried all the way. 1393 01:26:09,232 --> 01:26:10,366 We were all friends then, remember? 1394 01:26:12,468 --> 01:26:15,238 And now you want to end his life... 1395 01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:19,875 because he's talking to Patty on your side of the cafeteria. 1396 01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:23,979 Oh, man, that's stupid. I know, 'cause that's where I wanted to be. 1397 01:26:24,012 --> 01:26:27,783 On your side, with your crowd. But I messed up. 1398 01:26:27,816 --> 01:26:31,354 See, I tried to buy my way in. 1399 01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:33,422 But Kenneth-- he's not trying to buy anybody. 1400 01:26:36,292 --> 01:26:38,661 He's just trying to make friends. Being himself. 1401 01:26:40,329 --> 01:26:44,600 Cools, nerds, your side, my side. 1402 01:26:44,633 --> 01:26:47,770 Man, it's all bullshit. It's just tough enough to be yourself. 1403 01:26:58,914 --> 01:27:00,249 It's all right. 1404 01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:16,565 - Sorry. - It's okay. 1405 01:27:18,467 --> 01:27:19,768 [ Cheers, Applause ] 1406 01:28:12,555 --> 01:28:13,689 [ Engine Off ] 1407 01:28:16,859 --> 01:28:18,026 This should cover it. 1408 01:28:31,139 --> 01:28:32,675 I saw a crack in the moon last night. 1409 01:28:33,942 --> 01:28:35,644 Yeah, me too. 1410 01:28:35,678 --> 01:28:36,712 [ Car Horn Honking ] 1411 01:28:38,547 --> 01:28:39,782 [ Patty ] You ready? 1412 01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:41,850 Come on. Let's go. 1413 01:28:41,884 --> 01:28:43,986 - I gotta go, okay? - Yeah. 1414 01:28:44,019 --> 01:28:44,787 - See ya. - Bye-bye. 1415 01:28:47,490 --> 01:28:48,657 [ Chattering ] 1416 01:29:06,074 --> 01:29:07,376 Hi, Ronnie. 1417 01:29:14,450 --> 01:29:16,785 - All right! Take a chance! - Whoo-hoo! 1418 01:29:37,139 --> 01:29:38,373 [ Cindy ] Ronald! 1419 01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:42,645 Ronald! 1420 01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:48,417 - Go for it! - Donald! 1421 01:29:51,687 --> 01:29:52,721 [ Laughing ] 1422 01:29:55,458 --> 01:29:57,192 - Let's go. - Yeah. Now, hang on. 1423 01:29:57,225 --> 01:30:00,195 - [ Laughing ] - Whoo! 1424 01:30:00,228 --> 01:30:02,965 Okay, let's get this deal straight one last time. 1425 01:30:02,998 --> 01:30:05,701 Now, you can have Saturday nights, but only if you ask me in advance. 1426 01:30:05,734 --> 01:30:07,903 Okay, I'm asking you in advance: Will you go to the prom with me? 1427 01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:09,071 Not if you do that stupid dance. 1428 01:30:11,940 --> 01:30:13,909 - Okay, how about kissing? - Yeah, it's important. 1429 01:30:13,942 --> 01:30:16,912 - Oh, it's a must. - Definitely. [ Laughs ] 1430 01:30:16,945 --> 01:30:20,148 * Can't buy me love 1431 01:30:20,182 --> 01:30:22,217 * Love 1432 01:30:22,250 --> 01:30:26,054 * Can't buy me love 1433 01:30:26,088 --> 01:30:28,691 * I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend * 1434 01:30:28,724 --> 01:30:31,226 * If it makes you feel all right * 1435 01:30:31,259 --> 01:30:34,129 * I'll get you anything my friend * 1436 01:30:34,162 --> 01:30:37,099 * If it makes you feel all right * 1437 01:30:37,132 --> 01:30:39,768 * 'Cause I don't care too much for money * 1438 01:30:39,802 --> 01:30:42,771 * Money can't buy me love 1439 01:30:42,805 --> 01:30:45,240 * I'll give you all I've got to give * 1440 01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:48,076 * If you say you'll love me too * 1441 01:30:48,110 --> 01:30:50,913 * I may not have a lot to give * 1442 01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:53,716 * But what I got I'll give to you * 1443 01:30:53,749 --> 01:30:56,619 * I don't care too much for money * 1444 01:30:56,652 --> 01:30:58,086 * Money can't buy me love 1445 01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:01,890 * Can't buy me love 1446 01:31:01,924 --> 01:31:03,826 * Everybody tells me so 1447 01:31:03,859 --> 01:31:07,630 * Can't buy me love 1448 01:31:07,663 --> 01:31:10,766 * No, no, no-- no 1449 01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:13,001 * Say you don't need no diamond rings * 1450 01:31:13,035 --> 01:31:16,171 * And I'll be satisfied 1451 01:31:16,204 --> 01:31:18,874 * Tell me that you want the kind of things * 1452 01:31:18,907 --> 01:31:21,944 * That money just can't buy 1453 01:31:21,977 --> 01:31:24,680 * I don't care too much for money * 1454 01:31:24,713 --> 01:31:27,082 * Money can't buy me love 1455 01:31:27,115 --> 01:31:28,517 * Owwww 1456 01:31:44,933 --> 01:31:48,136 * Can't buy me love 1457 01:31:48,170 --> 01:31:50,138 * Everybody tells me so 1458 01:31:50,172 --> 01:31:53,909 * Can't buy me love 1459 01:31:53,942 --> 01:31:57,079 * No, no, no-- no 1460 01:31:57,112 --> 01:31:59,582 * Say you don't need no diamond rings * 1461 01:31:59,615 --> 01:32:02,651 * And I'll be satisfied 1462 01:32:02,685 --> 01:32:05,220 * Tell me that you want the kind of things * 1463 01:32:05,253 --> 01:32:08,323 * That money just can't buy 1464 01:32:08,356 --> 01:32:10,926 * I don't care too much for money * 1465 01:32:10,959 --> 01:32:12,928 * Money can't buy me love 1466 01:32:12,961 --> 01:32:16,198 * Can't buy me love 1467 01:32:16,231 --> 01:32:18,634 * Love 1468 01:32:18,667 --> 01:32:21,937 * Can't buy me love 1469 01:32:21,970 --> 01:32:23,171 * Ohh