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(♪ THE BEE GEES: "In The Morning")

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♪ In the morning

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♪ When the moon is at its rest

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♪ You will find me

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♪ At the time I love the best

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♪ Watching rainbows play on sunlight

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♪ Pools of water iced from cold night

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♪ In the morning

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♪ 'Tis the morning of my life

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♪ In the daytime

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♪ I will meet you as before

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♪ You will find me

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♪ Waiting by the ocean floor

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♪ Building castles in the shifting sands

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♪ In a world that no one understands

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♪ In the morning

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♪ 'Tis the morning of my life

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♪ 'Tis the morning of my life

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♪ In the evening

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♪ I will fly you to the moon

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♪ To the top right-hand corner

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♪ Of the ceiling in my room

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♪ Where we'll stay

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♪ Until the sun shines

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♪ Another day

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♪ To swing on clothes lines

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♪ May I be yawning

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♪ 'Tis the morning of my life

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♪ 'Tis the morning of my life

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♪ In the morning

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♪ In the morning

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♪ In the morning ♪

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(Drumming)

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Halt! Halt!

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Left turn!

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Right dress!

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(Boat horn honks)

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(Sniffs)

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- Have you been drinking, Ornshaw?
- No, sir.

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Have you been drinking whisky,
Ornshaw?

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No, sir. Bron-bronchial balsam.
Cough syrup.

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(Coughs)

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Smells like whisky to me, Ornshaw.

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Bad cough, sir. (Coughs)

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Look at this, Ornshaw.
This is what you call a clean uniform.

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Sparkling lapel badge,

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crisp-white haversack, highly buffed belt,
immaculate brasswork.

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It's a credit to you, lad.
It must have taken you hours.

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My mother did it, sir.

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(Brigade laughs)

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Ah, yes. We had your mother in
here yesterday telling us all about you.

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Latimer, isn't it?

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It's so nice to have a better class
of recruit in the ranks.

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It's her idea.
I don't really know what I'm doing here.

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(Brigade laughs)

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Tell your mother
she's done a first-class job.

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(Shouting, cheering)

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Danny! Danny! Mummy's here! Ooo-ooo!

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Hello!

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- Would any of your friends like a lift?
- Oh, I wouldn't mind.

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- Are you sure we're going your way?
- 'Course you are. Honest!

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(Engine splutters, starts)

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- All right for you, are we?
- Oh, yeah. Just on the corner'll do fine.

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- Thank you!
- (Mrs Latimer) Bye!

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Ta-ta!

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Ta-ta!

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(Engine idles)

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(Engine revs)

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(Baby cries)

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(Engine stops)

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(Bottles clink)

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(Mrs Latimer) Come on, darling.

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(Door opens)

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- Thank you.
- Mm.

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(Mrs Latimer chuckles)

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Mmm.

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(Turns on radio, yawns)

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Come on, darling.

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(Choir sings on radio)

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- Morning, Dad.
- Hm.

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(Switches radio channel, pop music plays)

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Neville, number 14's
got a "for sale" board up.

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- What, love?
- Number 14.

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What?

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(Mrs Latimer) For sale.

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(Neville) Oh, not the woman
with the Pakistani lodger?

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No, I don't think so. No.

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A few more paint jobs
and we'll have a little King's Road.

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(Rocket grates on stand)

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Love, would you, please?
And that bit there.

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It's in the way.

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I was only thinking the other day, we've
got two architects living in the road.

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Two accountants.
Three counting yourself, Neville.

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- Then, of course, there's the two actors.
- A couple of pansies, they are.

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We don't know that, Neville, do we?

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(Paper rustles)

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I went to the BB this morning.

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What, love? Good morning.

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- The BB.
- Oh. How was it?

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- Not bad.
- Good.

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What does it stand for, BB?

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- Boys'...
- Boys' Brigade. You know what BB is.

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- Hm. Thought that had died out years ago.
- I quite...

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Love, do you think it's a good thing
for him to be going to all these things?

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Honestly, it gets quite comical
the things that you thrust on him.

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Oh, Nev, it's important for him
to meet all sorts of people.

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You know, I think I'll cook
something special for Wednesday.

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Oh, by the way, I've invited,
er, Betty and George over for dinner.

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- Really?
- Mm.

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Might be quite nice.

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(Mrs Latimer)
It'll be nice for Daniel, too.

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A nice grown-up dinner party.

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(Neville) Right.

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(Mrs Latimer)
It's about time he mixed with our friends.

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- What the hell are you doing?
- (Yelps)

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- You could set me on fire!
- Daniel, how could you?!

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Oh, Daniel!

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Oh! How...

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- Oh, how could you?
- Damn good job it wasn't the supplement.

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Now, don't get hysterical, Neville.

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Daniel, off to your room.

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I'll brain him! It's you!

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I'm sure it's you and your damn
stupid ideas...that bloody...!

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You're not such a shining influence
on him yourself, you know.

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Not a shining influence at all!

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(Door slams)

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Any old rag!

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Old rags and lumber!

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(Children chatter)

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(Rag and bone man) Any old iron.

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(Children chatter)

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(Rag and bone man) Give us a chance.
Hold on a minute...

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Don't mix and match.
All right, in a minute. All right, shh.

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What have you got, love? Here we are.

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Oh, can, can I have one of those, please?
A goldfish, please.

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Sorry, love. Not for this. See
if you've got anything else at home, eh?

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Quiet! Shut up for a minute.
I've got to get this stuff on the cart.

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- You know he's a...
- Can't turn himself away from the pub...

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(Children shout, chatter)

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Ah, that's more like it.

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There we are.
A nice suntanned one for you.

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- (Boy) Can I have a goldfish, mister?
- No, no.

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(Children shout)

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Danny, you really are terribly naughty.

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What did you want to go
and do a thing like that...?

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Darling, what's that supposed to be?

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It's not quite finished yet. It still
needs quite a bit of work on the chest.

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But, darling, you used to do nice pictures
of Grandma and the giraffe at the zoo.

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Oh, and do you remember
that nice policeman you painted?

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I've done all those things.
I want to try something new.

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Darling, where on earth did you get this?

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Oh, a boy gave it to me at school.

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I wanted to paint a nude and
I didn't quite know what they looked like.

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So, he gave me this.

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Well, she's got a very nice face.

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Oh, darling, did Daddy break your rocket?

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Oh, dear.

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- Never mind. Let's see if we can fix it.
- I'd rather do that, please.

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No, no, no, darling.
You fix your rocket. Let Mummy have it.

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Come on. Let me... Oh!
Oh, darling, your lovely...

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Oh, never mind.

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Now, you fix your rocket
and I'll do an early lunch,

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and I'll come up and help you, all right?

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Splash-down after lunch, then.

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("Frère Jacques" plays on recorder)

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Melody, are you playing
that penny whistle?

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(Melody) Yes. And it's a recorder.

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Anyway, Miss Fairfax
says I've got to practise.

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I don't care. If you don't come
out of there, I shall bust myself.

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(Melody) All right.

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(Drawer opens and slams)

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Go down to the pub and ask your dad
for some money for ice cream

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or else you won't get no sweets.

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All right.

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(♪ THE BEE GEES: "Melody Fair")

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♪ Who is the girl with the crying face

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♪ Looking at millions of signs?

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♪ She knows that life is a running race

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♪ Her face shouldn't show any sign

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♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair?

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♪ You can be beautiful too

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♪ Melody Fair

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♪ Remember you're only a woman

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♪ Melody Fair

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♪ Remember you're only a girl

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♪ Ah

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♪ Who is the girl at the window pane

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♪ Watching the rain falling down?

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♪ Melody, life isn't like the rain

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♪ It's just like a merry-go-round

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♪ Melody Fair, won't you comb your hair?

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♪ You can be beautiful too

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♪ Melody Fair

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♪ Remember you're only a woman

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♪ Melody Fair

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♪ Remember you're only a girl

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(Music drowns speech)

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♪ Ah, ah, ah

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♪ Ah... ♪

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(Door slams)

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(Birds chirp)

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(Children shout, chatter)

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(Girl) You lazy bum!

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- (Boy 2) Come on!
- (Boy 3) Come on! Hurry up!

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(School bell rings)

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(Shouting, chatter)

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Come on. Come along.

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(Shouting drowns speech)

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(Chatter)

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Up.

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(Blows nose)

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(Pupils) Ugh.

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(indistinct chatter)

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The Jewish boys
may now leave for private study.

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O'Leary, Ornshaw.

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O'Leary, I trust you've informed the Holy
Father of your sudden change of faith.

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As for you, Ornshaw, you may
have rushed to Matzos after my lesson.

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(Girl 2 snickers)

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And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk.

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And Jesus said take up Thy bed and walk.

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Now, does anybody know the name of the man
Our Lord was referring to?

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No?

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Well, does anybody know which of
the disciples were with Jesus at the time?

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Does anyone know who the disciples were?

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Does anybody know who Jesus was?

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(Shouting)

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Whoo-hoo!

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(Boy 4) Leonard!

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♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la

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♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la

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♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la

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♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la

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♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la

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♪ La la la la, la la la, la la la la ♪

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Robert Sinclair, she fancies you!

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I don't.

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Oh, Peggy, come here!

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(Girls) Oh, no!

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(indistinct chatter)

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(Chatter)

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- Been out with your boyfriend, have you?
- Have one every night.

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Do you kiss boys, Muriel?

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'Course, if I like 'em enough.

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Aren't you frightened?

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Oh, why should I be frightened?
It's quite nice when you get used to it.

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- Yeah, you'd know.
- (Girls) Ooh!

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How long do you kiss for, Muriel?

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It depends how I feel.
Five minutes sometimes.

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- Cool!
- World record!

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You're lucky, Muriel.

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How did you do it? You know,
the first time you ever kissed a boy?

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Don't know, really.
I never used to kiss boys.

253
00:21:45,292 --> 00:21:47,667
I always thought kissing 'em
would bring babies.

254
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:49,459
(Laughter)

255
00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:52,084
Cos they're boys, Muriel?

256
00:21:52,209 --> 00:21:54,001
Can you spare me one?

257
00:21:55,126 --> 00:21:57,126
(Chatter)

258
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,667
(Chatter stops)

259
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,001
(Drops board rubber)

260
00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,334
Sorry.

261
00:22:25,292 --> 00:22:26,626
(Laughter)

262
00:22:26,751 --> 00:22:28,167
(Laughter stops)

263
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:37,042
(Coughs)

264
00:22:37,167 --> 00:22:40,709
Right, now today we're gonna cover WIC.

265
00:22:40,834 --> 00:22:43,251
Wellington's Iberian Campaign.

266
00:22:44,209 --> 00:22:46,251
To make things easier for you
in the exams,

267
00:22:46,376 --> 00:22:49,209
I am going to give you
a little memory maxim.

268
00:22:49,334 --> 00:22:53,251
Saucy turtles
make terrible bath mats, Charlie.

269
00:22:53,376 --> 00:22:54,709
(Laughter)

270
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,459
Quiet.

271
00:22:58,501 --> 00:23:05,626
Saucy turtles
make terrible bath mats, Charlie.

272
00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,209
Right, now, then.

273
00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:11,667
The "S" stands for the landing at Serena.
"T", the Battle of Talavera.

274
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:14,667
"M", he advance to Madrid.
"T", the Lines of Torres Vedras.

275
00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:17,459
"B", Battle of Buçaco.
"M", the French General Masséna.

276
00:23:17,584 --> 00:23:19,667
And "C" is the Battle of Ciudad Rodrigo.

277
00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:21,126
Yes, Ornshaw?

278
00:23:21,251 --> 00:23:24,792
Sir, what was Wellington
doing in Spain in the first place?

279
00:23:25,792 --> 00:23:28,292
Because Ornshaw he was. That's why.

280
00:23:28,417 --> 00:23:30,501
I'm sorry, sir,
but I don't understand why.

281
00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:32,001
Don't be impudent, Ornshaw.

282
00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:35,709
I can't keep the brighter boys behind
just because of you laggers-back,

283
00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:37,792
so put your hand down and keep quiet.

284
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:41,542
This is supposed to be a history lesson,
not 20 questions. (Chuckles)

285
00:23:43,001 --> 00:23:45,251
Right, now all of you take this down.

286
00:23:45,376 --> 00:23:47,376
Roman numeral one.

287
00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:51,501
Saucy turtles
make terrible bath mats, Charlie.

288
00:23:51,626 --> 00:23:53,626
(Shouting)

289
00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,501
(Ornshaw) Come on!

290
00:24:06,042 --> 00:24:08,126
Up. Come on.

291
00:24:57,209 --> 00:24:59,417
(indistinct chatter)

292
00:24:59,542 --> 00:25:01,542
(Boy 5) Do you think it'll work this time?

293
00:25:03,542 --> 00:25:05,584
(Boy 6) Bit more fuse
and we're laughing.

294
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:13,584
- Hey, look. A bloody spy.
- Where?

295
00:25:13,709 --> 00:25:15,334
(Boy 7) There.

296
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:20,376
Go on, Curly, buzz off!

297
00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,876
(Boy 8) Hop it! Go on, hop it!

298
00:25:23,792 --> 00:25:26,584
We don't want you here. It's confidential.

299
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,126
Yes, it's confidential.

300
00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:33,042
- (Boy 9) Shove off, will ya?
- Oh, leave him alone. He's all right.

301
00:25:33,709 --> 00:25:36,251
(Boy 10)
And let him learn my secrets? Not likely.

302
00:25:36,376 --> 00:25:39,584
No, you better not
let him learn your secrets.

303
00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:41,417
Look, it's not bloody Cape Kennedy.

304
00:25:41,542 --> 00:25:44,292
It's only an Ovaltine can
with a bit of weed killer in it.

305
00:25:44,417 --> 00:25:47,209
It's not. I'll show you. Hold it.

306
00:25:53,042 --> 00:25:55,501
Ah, you're barmy! That'll never work!

307
00:25:55,626 --> 00:25:56,959
(Boy 11) It'll go out!

308
00:25:57,917 --> 00:26:00,459
Take cover!

309
00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,626
(Hissing, crackling)

310
00:26:12,959 --> 00:26:14,376
(Popping)

311
00:26:15,584 --> 00:26:17,626
(Laughter, jeering)

312
00:26:17,751 --> 00:26:19,917
(Chatter)

313
00:26:20,042 --> 00:26:21,876
(Ornshaw) What a wet one!

314
00:26:22,001 --> 00:26:24,001
(Chatter)

315
00:26:27,584 --> 00:26:29,584
(Jeering)

316
00:26:35,584 --> 00:26:37,209
(Chatter)

317
00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:39,501
I've got a banger
that goes better than that.

318
00:26:43,292 --> 00:26:45,501
(Ornshaw) Well, last one on the bus
is a queer.

319
00:26:53,959 --> 00:26:55,376
(Tyres screech)

320
00:26:55,501 --> 00:26:57,501
(Chatter)

321
00:27:01,459 --> 00:27:03,459
(Shouting)

322
00:27:10,001 --> 00:27:11,584
(Shouting)

323
00:27:13,959 --> 00:27:15,501
- Get out of here!
- (Bell dings)

324
00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:17,626
(Shouting)

325
00:27:25,917 --> 00:27:27,334
Going home?

326
00:27:29,167 --> 00:27:31,084
You don't have to go home yet, do you?

327
00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:33,292
Should really.

328
00:27:33,417 --> 00:27:36,417
Don't see why, though.
It'd be nice to go somewhere.

329
00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:41,584
I've got an hour.
We could go up west if you like.

330
00:27:41,709 --> 00:27:45,084
It'll only take about an hour.
Oi, watch it! You're pushing!

331
00:27:45,209 --> 00:27:47,167
We'll be there and back within an hour.

332
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,542
- OK.
- Come on.

333
00:27:50,667 --> 00:27:53,167
Oh, I don't believe ya.

334
00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:05,001
(♪ THE BEE GEES: "Give Your Best")

335
00:28:08,126 --> 00:28:10,501
♪ I'm just a clown

336
00:28:10,626 --> 00:28:13,542
♪ That used to run around

337
00:28:14,542 --> 00:28:18,751
♪ I used to have a million friends

338
00:28:20,917 --> 00:28:25,709
♪ I used to start where everybody ends

339
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:30,584
♪ But I just give my best to my friends

340
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,334
(Music drowns speech)

341
00:28:32,459 --> 00:28:35,876
♪ I've done my shows

342
00:28:36,001 --> 00:28:38,792
♪ Everybody knows

343
00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:43,792
♪ I nearly sold all my clothes

344
00:28:45,626 --> 00:28:48,376
♪ One man can give

345
00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:50,876
♪ Another has to lend

346
00:28:51,001 --> 00:28:55,459
♪ So I just give my best to my friends

347
00:28:55,584 --> 00:28:57,292
♪ And so you should

348
00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:03,667
♪ And when you think
that your life isn't right

349
00:29:04,792 --> 00:29:10,126
♪ You know the day
isn't always like night

350
00:29:11,042 --> 00:29:12,917
♪ You've had your peace

351
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:16,167
♪ Now it's time for you to fight

352
00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:21,417
♪ Just give your best to your friends

353
00:29:23,709 --> 00:29:25,834
♪I I'm just a clown

354
00:29:25,959 --> 00:29:28,251
♪ That used to run around

355
00:29:30,001 --> 00:29:34,167
♪ I used to have a million friends

356
00:29:36,251 --> 00:29:41,126
♪ I used to start where everybody ends

357
00:29:41,251 --> 00:29:46,167
♪I So I just give my best to my friends

358
00:29:48,876 --> 00:29:55,042
♪ And when you think
that your life isn't right

359
00:29:55,167 --> 00:30:01,209
♪ You know the day
isn't always like night

360
00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:03,209
♪ You've had your peace

361
00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:06,626
♪ Now it's time for you to fight

362
00:30:07,709 --> 00:30:10,584
♪ Just give your best to your friends

363
00:30:28,834 --> 00:30:30,667
(Laughter)

364
00:30:39,126 --> 00:30:44,209
♪ And when you think
that your life isn't right

365
00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:50,667
♪ You know the day
isn't always like night

366
00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:53,959
♪ You've had your peace

367
00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,876
♪ Now it's time for you to fight

368
00:30:57,917 --> 00:31:02,001
I Just give your best to your friends

369
00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:07,626
♪ And just give your best to your friends ♪

370
00:31:09,209 --> 00:31:10,584
(Ornshaw exhales)

371
00:31:13,459 --> 00:31:15,834
- You got the time?
- (Man) Erm, ten past five.

372
00:31:24,626 --> 00:31:25,959
(Daniel) Taxi!

373
00:31:27,876 --> 00:31:30,917
You've gotta be joking.
You can't get a taxi.

374
00:31:31,042 --> 00:31:34,167
It'll cost a fortune.
I've only got one and two.

375
00:31:41,542 --> 00:31:43,167
(Brakes squeak, engine idles)

376
00:31:51,751 --> 00:31:53,584
(Clears throat)

377
00:32:07,376 --> 00:32:08,792
(Driver) Thanks, mate.

378
00:32:08,917 --> 00:32:10,667
(Daniel) Keep the change.

379
00:32:15,042 --> 00:32:16,417
Be seeing you, then.

380
00:32:17,376 --> 00:32:19,876
I suppose you've seen the film
down at the Odeon.

381
00:32:20,001 --> 00:32:21,876
What, the Cypriot one?

382
00:32:22,001 --> 00:32:25,167
- No, the space one.
- No, I haven't seen it.

383
00:32:25,292 --> 00:32:28,667
If you like, you can come to tea
and then we can go and see it.

384
00:32:28,792 --> 00:32:30,334
No, I can't. I've gotta go home.

385
00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:35,334
I reckon I can get the money
for both of us.

386
00:32:35,459 --> 00:32:37,667
My uncle George came to tea last Sunday.

387
00:32:38,334 --> 00:32:40,167
He always leaves me some money.

388
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,834
We could use that if you like.

389
00:32:42,959 --> 00:32:45,209
No, I can't. I've gotta go. See ya!

390
00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:48,084
It's dead easy, really.

391
00:32:48,209 --> 00:32:50,167
I can easily get some more money.

392
00:32:51,209 --> 00:32:54,292
Look, I don't want your bloody money!
Now, go on! Buzz off!

393
00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:05,917
Look, it's not
that I don't wanna go with you.

394
00:33:06,042 --> 00:33:08,959
Y-you see, I have to go home.

395
00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:11,667
It's my granddad.

396
00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:15,959
He goes mad if I don't get
his rotten sausages on the boil.

397
00:33:17,167 --> 00:33:19,042
It's my granddad.

398
00:33:19,167 --> 00:33:21,167
Can't anyone else do it? Your...

399
00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:22,626
No.

400
00:33:27,042 --> 00:33:28,709
Perhaps we can go another night.

401
00:33:30,959 --> 00:33:32,584
(Can clatters)

402
00:33:33,959 --> 00:33:36,459
I'm sure my mum would come round
and give you a hand.

403
00:33:36,584 --> 00:33:39,584
No. She'd have a nightmare
if she saw our place.

404
00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:42,584
She's always talking about people like...

405
00:33:44,334 --> 00:33:47,584
She'd come round, I know,
and help with the washing-up

406
00:33:47,709 --> 00:33:50,042
and put your granddad's sausages on.

407
00:33:50,167 --> 00:33:51,751
No!

408
00:33:51,876 --> 00:33:54,917
He'd have a heart attack
if your old lady came round.

409
00:33:56,376 --> 00:33:58,417
- You think she would?
- I'm sure.

410
00:33:59,417 --> 00:34:02,917
Yeah. he could do with a heart attack.
It'd do him good!

411
00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:04,459
(Both laugh)

412
00:34:05,251 --> 00:34:07,251
(Chatter)

413
00:34:15,876 --> 00:34:17,876
(Shouting)

414
00:34:19,667 --> 00:34:21,667
(Piano music, teacher sings)

415
00:34:23,876 --> 00:34:25,876
(indistinct chatter)

416
00:34:32,167 --> 00:34:34,167
(Teacher sings)

417
00:34:35,542 --> 00:34:37,667
(Laughs)

418
00:35:19,584 --> 00:35:24,959
Girls, we have three ardent admirers
of the dance.

419
00:35:25,084 --> 00:35:26,834
(Laughter)

420
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:29,751
Maureen, Peggy, Muriel.

421
00:35:29,876 --> 00:35:31,459
Come here, would you?

422
00:35:36,751 --> 00:35:41,042
Right. Now, girls, perhaps you'll take
the gentlemen through their paces.

423
00:35:41,167 --> 00:35:43,709
- Miss Pocock, continue.
- (Plays piano and sings)

424
00:35:43,834 --> 00:35:46,417
One two three, one two three, one two...

425
00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:49,459
Arms up, please, gentlemen. One two three.

426
00:35:49,584 --> 00:35:54,751
Arms up, gentlemen, or Mr Dicks will
have to hear about this little escapade.

427
00:35:58,167 --> 00:36:01,126
Girls, don't... Grace.

428
00:36:01,251 --> 00:36:02,959
Think of Isadora!

429
00:36:05,709 --> 00:36:08,209
Boys, energy, energy.

430
00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:10,292
Use your bodies.

431
00:36:10,417 --> 00:36:12,334
Think of Nijinsky.

432
00:36:12,459 --> 00:36:14,126
Free yourselves!

433
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,292
Use your bodies, girls.

434
00:36:19,417 --> 00:36:21,792
Gracefully, gracefully.

435
00:36:22,626 --> 00:36:24,626
(Shouting, cheering)

436
00:36:29,376 --> 00:36:31,376
(Laughter)

437
00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:52,376
(Birds chirp)

438
00:36:55,709 --> 00:36:58,834
- (Peggy) Wait! Rhoda!
- (Rhoda) OK, I'll walk slowly.

439
00:36:59,626 --> 00:37:02,334
(indistinct chatter)

440
00:37:02,459 --> 00:37:05,751
- Here it is.
- Oh, wait. Wait.

441
00:37:09,876 --> 00:37:11,834
(indistinct chatter)

442
00:37:11,959 --> 00:37:15,751
- (Peggy) Make sure nobody's coming.
- (Rhoda) I am! Ain't he lovely?

443
00:37:17,459 --> 00:37:20,417
(Peggy) No one's watching.
Show us how you kiss him.

444
00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:24,417
- Oh, go on.
- Go on! Quick!

445
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:25,917
(Peggy) Go on!

446
00:37:26,042 --> 00:37:27,501
(Laughter)

447
00:37:27,626 --> 00:37:29,292
(Peggy) Isn't he lovely?

448
00:37:29,417 --> 00:37:31,292
(Rhoda) I think he's got a lovely face.

449
00:37:31,417 --> 00:37:33,709
- (Laughter)
- (Branch snaps)

450
00:37:34,917 --> 00:37:36,959
(Whispers) Shh! Someone's watching us.

451
00:37:44,084 --> 00:37:45,417
(Whistles)

452
00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:47,542
(Laughter)

453
00:37:49,626 --> 00:37:52,501
- (Rhoda) He's a coward! Let's go.
- (Muriel) Oh, wait!

454
00:37:52,626 --> 00:37:55,001
- (Daniel whistles)
- (Peggy) Come on, Muriel.

455
00:38:03,876 --> 00:38:05,209
Stupid cat.

456
00:38:17,292 --> 00:38:19,292
(Dog barks)

457
00:38:32,376 --> 00:38:33,792
(Oven door slams)

458
00:38:34,584 --> 00:38:35,917
(Tuts)

459
00:38:45,709 --> 00:38:47,834
Mum, you did promise.

460
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:51,376
And his grandfather's a very old man.
You did say you would.

461
00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:53,126
Oh, I know I promised, darling,

462
00:38:53,251 --> 00:38:56,626
but they've called this emergency meeting
at the Women's Institute.

463
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,917
I can't let them down now, can I?

464
00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:01,542
You do understand, darling, don't you, hm?

465
00:39:03,167 --> 00:39:04,501
Mm.

466
00:39:05,542 --> 00:39:07,417
Perhaps another day, sweetie, yeah?

467
00:39:08,042 --> 00:39:10,209
Oh! Kiss Mummy goodbye. Come on.

468
00:39:12,209 --> 00:39:13,542
Mmm.

469
00:39:13,667 --> 00:39:15,459
Now, don't watch too much television

470
00:39:15,584 --> 00:39:17,792
and wash that cup up for me,
sweetie, will you?

471
00:39:19,709 --> 00:39:21,667
- (Door opens, closes)
- (Cat meows)

472
00:39:24,709 --> 00:39:26,709
(Baby cries)

473
00:39:33,001 --> 00:39:34,334
She couldn't come.

474
00:39:36,334 --> 00:39:38,584
She had to go to a stupid old meeting.

475
00:39:40,501 --> 00:39:42,001
(Sighs)

476
00:39:42,126 --> 00:39:44,042
It was rather urgent, though.

477
00:39:47,751 --> 00:39:49,334
But I've come instead.

478
00:39:50,792 --> 00:39:54,876
So I'll help you put the...
Granddad's dinner on.

479
00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:57,501
And do the washing-up. Anything you like.

480
00:40:14,542 --> 00:40:16,542
(Chatter)

481
00:40:23,167 --> 00:40:25,167
(Chatter)

482
00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:43,584
Mornin'.

483
00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:47,667
Here ya are.

484
00:40:47,792 --> 00:40:49,792
(Raucous chatter)

485
00:40:57,917 --> 00:40:59,917
(Chatter continues)

486
00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:37,001
I will not start assembly
until I have quiet.

487
00:41:38,084 --> 00:41:39,542
Quiet!

488
00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:42,959
(Bell rings)

489
00:41:44,584 --> 00:41:45,917
(Chatter stops)

490
00:41:46,042 --> 00:41:49,292
We will now sing hymn number...

491
00:41:50,917 --> 00:41:53,042
...65 in your hymn books.

492
00:41:56,084 --> 00:41:57,834
(Piano starts)

493
00:41:57,959 --> 00:42:02,751
♪ Holy, Holy, Holy

494
00:42:02,876 --> 00:42:07,959
♪ Lord God, Almighty

495
00:42:08,084 --> 00:42:12,126
♪ Early in the morning

496
00:42:12,251 --> 00:42:16,834
♪ Our song shall to Thee

497
00:42:16,959 --> 00:42:18,292
(Singing drowns speech)

498
00:42:18,417 --> 00:42:22,251
♪ Holy, Holy, Holy

499
00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:27,042
♪ Merciful and mighty

500
00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:31,792
♪ God in three persons

501
00:42:31,917 --> 00:42:36,334
♪ Blessed Trinity

502
00:42:36,792 --> 00:42:41,917
♪ Holy, Holy, Holy

503
00:42:42,042 --> 00:42:47,126
♪ All the saints adore Thee

504
00:42:47,251 --> 00:42:51,417
♪ Casting down their golden crowns

505
00:42:51,542 --> 00:42:56,959
♪ Around the glassy sea

506
00:42:57,084 --> 00:43:01,876
♪ Cherubim and Seraphim

507
00:43:02,001 --> 00:43:06,292
♪ Falling down before Thee

508
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:11,167
♪ Which wert and art

509
00:43:11,292 --> 00:43:15,917
♪ And evermore shalt be ♪

510
00:43:30,459 --> 00:43:32,459
(Tuba scales play)

511
00:43:42,792 --> 00:43:44,792
(Cello end pin knocks on floor)

512
00:43:55,917 --> 00:43:57,542
(Girls giggle)

513
00:43:58,751 --> 00:44:00,376
- You know the other day...
- I know.

514
00:44:00,501 --> 00:44:03,667
He got one pea and shot it
in the back of my neck.

515
00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:06,167
- (Rhoda chuckles)
- (Melody) It went down my back.

516
00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:08,417
(Both giggle)

517
00:44:10,667 --> 00:44:13,709
You know that one
when he went shooting right past me.

518
00:44:13,834 --> 00:44:15,334
Knocked me flying.

519
00:44:16,959 --> 00:44:18,459
(Both giggle)

520
00:44:18,584 --> 00:44:20,167
- I was...
- (Door opens)

521
00:44:28,459 --> 00:44:29,959
(Door closes)

522
00:44:31,084 --> 00:44:32,417
Rhoda.

523
00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:35,542
(Whispers) Good luck.

524
00:44:37,876 --> 00:44:39,376
(Door closes)

525
00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:56,042
(Plays scales)

526
00:45:09,167 --> 00:45:11,167
(Plays "Frère Jacques")

527
00:45:15,917 --> 00:45:17,917
(Both play "Frère Jacques")

528
00:45:48,751 --> 00:45:51,001
(Mouths song words)

529
00:45:58,042 --> 00:45:59,501
(Door opens)

530
00:46:02,084 --> 00:46:06,001
Daniel, run this note over to Mr Dicks
for me, would you, please?

531
00:46:16,751 --> 00:46:18,376
(Door closes)

532
00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:23,459
(Cello clatters)

533
00:46:51,626 --> 00:46:53,959
(Laughter)

534
00:46:58,751 --> 00:47:00,376
(Guffaws)

535
00:47:00,501 --> 00:47:01,917
(Laughter)

536
00:47:03,459 --> 00:47:05,334
(Mrs Latimer) I mean, really!

537
00:47:05,459 --> 00:47:07,292
(Chuckles)

538
00:47:10,834 --> 00:47:12,834
(Laughter continues)

539
00:47:13,876 --> 00:47:15,251
(Neville clears throat)

540
00:47:15,376 --> 00:47:18,751
Hm, this is the first time I've ever
made this, Betty. How do you like it?

541
00:47:18,876 --> 00:47:20,292
(Betty) Oh, it's beautiful!

542
00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:24,167
So, I said, "If he's ready
for a partnership, well, so am I."

543
00:47:24,292 --> 00:47:26,542
Well, he can't be
more than 28, 29, can he?

544
00:47:26,667 --> 00:47:29,417
No. I remember when he was Daniel's age.
Do you know...?

545
00:47:29,542 --> 00:47:34,417
I mean, it's absolutely amazing
the things one hears doing social welfare.

546
00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:36,584
Well, eat your lasagne, darling. Come on.

547
00:47:36,709 --> 00:47:40,417
- How are you getting on at school?
- Oh, wonderfully.

548
00:47:40,542 --> 00:47:42,334
Come on. Eat up, eat up.

549
00:47:42,459 --> 00:47:46,667
I mean, for instance, there's
this Mrs Murphy I visit every Thursday.

550
00:47:46,792 --> 00:47:49,709
Just two rooms in Packington Street.

551
00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:51,459
- Yes?
- I want some bread.

552
00:47:52,084 --> 00:47:56,084
- Eight children and she's not yet 30!
- (George laughs)

553
00:47:56,209 --> 00:47:59,959
- Not crispbread. I don't like crispbread.
- (Betty) I don't know how you do it.

554
00:48:00,084 --> 00:48:03,626
- Really?
- Oh! What do you say to her?

555
00:48:03,751 --> 00:48:05,376
I want white bread.

556
00:48:05,501 --> 00:48:08,501
I know he's related,
but you can't say I haven't stuck to it.

557
00:48:08,626 --> 00:48:11,542
- Oh, but have you stuck to it...?
- (George laughs)

558
00:48:11,667 --> 00:48:14,001
- They're so oblivious to it all.
- To the squalor?

559
00:48:14,126 --> 00:48:16,501
Look, he doesn't like
brown crispbread, either.

560
00:48:16,626 --> 00:48:19,501
- To the squalor, to the birth control.
- He hasn't eaten his.

561
00:48:20,959 --> 00:48:23,792
She thinks all she has to do
is ask God for help.

562
00:48:23,917 --> 00:48:25,334
(Guffaws)

563
00:48:25,459 --> 00:48:27,376
And her troubles will go with praying.

564
00:48:27,501 --> 00:48:29,751
Just by putting her hands together.

565
00:48:29,876 --> 00:48:32,834
It's not just the hands
she should put together.

566
00:48:32,959 --> 00:48:35,292
(Laughter)

567
00:48:38,709 --> 00:48:42,167
Oh, Neville!
Neville, not in front of Daniel, darling.

568
00:48:43,209 --> 00:48:45,751
- All right, love?
- Yes, thanks. Excuse me.

569
00:48:46,834 --> 00:48:50,709
Oh, dar-ling! Well, fetch a cloth,
sweetheart. Quickly. Come along.

570
00:48:50,834 --> 00:48:52,709
- I'm sorry.
- That's how it goes.

571
00:48:52,834 --> 00:48:56,501
But it's not her fault, really.
It's her religion. It's that Pope again.

572
00:48:56,626 --> 00:48:58,959
(Chuckles) Can I have your plates, please?

573
00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:02,209
His Holiness gets the credit
for every unexpected baby

574
00:49:02,334 --> 00:49:04,834
that arrives between here and Camden Town.

575
00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,751
Well, mop it up, darling.

576
00:49:06,876 --> 00:49:10,292
(Mrs Latimer) They honestly think
family planning is done in heaven.

577
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,376
(Chuckles) Come on, darling.

578
00:49:13,917 --> 00:49:17,209
Oh, Daniel, darling, you haven't
finished your dinner. Never mind.

579
00:49:17,917 --> 00:49:20,251
- (Betty) Lovely dinner.
- (Mrs Latimer) Good.

580
00:49:20,376 --> 00:49:23,959
Neville, if I put the car in,
do I get double relief?

581
00:49:24,084 --> 00:49:28,251
(Mrs Latimer) I've always wanted
to use the Carrier Recipe Cards...

582
00:49:28,376 --> 00:49:33,876
Yes... Wait till you see what's next.

583
00:49:34,001 --> 00:49:36,917
- (Man 2 on TV) 'Darling, is that you?
- Yes, it's me.

584
00:49:37,709 --> 00:49:39,626
'Although I can't see you,

585
00:49:39,751 --> 00:49:42,917
'somehow something deep inside me
tells me that you're there.

586
00:49:43,042 --> 00:49:44,751
'Darling, I'll always be there.

587
00:49:44,876 --> 00:49:47,584
(Man 2) 'You will, darling.
Promise you will.

588
00:49:47,709 --> 00:49:49,667
'Of course I will.

589
00:49:49,792 --> 00:49:53,209
'Although it's funny, lying here.

590
00:49:53,876 --> 00:49:57,292
'It makes one think of...
well, all sorts of things.'

591
00:49:57,417 --> 00:50:00,667
Did you remember to get your pink dress
from the cleaner's, love?

592
00:50:00,792 --> 00:50:04,167
- No, I forgot.
- Oh, I don't know.

593
00:50:04,292 --> 00:50:07,834
You'll forget your head
one of these days, you will, really.

594
00:50:07,959 --> 00:50:09,584
The man made me forget.

595
00:50:11,042 --> 00:50:12,376
What man?

596
00:50:13,209 --> 00:50:15,334
The man in the raincoat on the cemetery.

597
00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:17,751
- On the cemetery?!
- On the cemetery?

598
00:50:17,876 --> 00:50:20,292
I thought I told you not to go there.
What did he do?

599
00:50:20,959 --> 00:50:24,084
- Nothing.
- What do you mean, nothing?

600
00:50:24,209 --> 00:50:26,584
He, he didn't touch you, did he?

601
00:50:26,709 --> 00:50:28,084
What do you mean?

602
00:50:29,709 --> 00:50:31,084
Did he...?

603
00:50:32,251 --> 00:50:33,584
Did he touch you?

604
00:50:34,501 --> 00:50:37,084
No. Well, not really.

605
00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:39,417
What do you mean?
Did he touch you or didn't he?

606
00:50:39,542 --> 00:50:41,709
No, he didn't <i>touch</i> me.

607
00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:45,792
But what did he do?
Did he show you anything?

608
00:50:46,792 --> 00:50:48,292
What sort of thing?

609
00:50:48,417 --> 00:50:49,792
His...

610
00:50:51,042 --> 00:50:53,251
- Did he show you his legs?
- Oh, yes.

611
00:50:53,376 --> 00:50:55,542
- (Plate clatters)
- (Mum) Oh, my God.

612
00:50:56,292 --> 00:50:59,876
- I saw his legs, all right.
- Tell me what happened. I'll kill him.

613
00:51:00,001 --> 00:51:03,334
Is he still there? Mum, tell Mr Turnstall
to go to the police station.

614
00:51:03,459 --> 00:51:05,501
- No, he's not there now.
- Where is he, then?

615
00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:07,834
- He ran away.
- Ran away?

616
00:51:07,959 --> 00:51:10,626
- The brick nearly hit him.
- Did you throw a brick?

617
00:51:10,751 --> 00:51:12,334
Oh, no. The boy did.

618
00:51:12,459 --> 00:51:16,084
The boy with the green ears and the
ginger moustache with a spear in his head.

619
00:51:16,209 --> 00:51:18,751
Wearing frogman's flippers
with a machine gun.

620
00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:21,709
This is no joke, my girl.
You put the fear of God into me.

621
00:51:21,834 --> 00:51:26,251
It's a good job your father's not here.
You'd get a bloody good hiding.

622
00:51:26,376 --> 00:51:29,001
You can go to your room.
You're getting a bit to lippy!

623
00:51:29,126 --> 00:51:32,959
I should have had my mouth washed out with
soap and water if I told fibs like that.

624
00:51:33,084 --> 00:51:34,834
Goodness knows I should!

625
00:51:36,001 --> 00:51:38,376
He's not got green ears at all, Gran.

626
00:51:38,501 --> 00:51:40,042
He's quite a nice boy, really.

627
00:51:40,167 --> 00:51:42,167
(Chatter)

628
00:52:07,376 --> 00:52:09,751
Do you think I could sit next to you?

629
00:52:09,876 --> 00:52:12,709
Well, I don't know.
My friend Maureen normally sits there.

630
00:52:12,834 --> 00:52:14,834
(Laughter)

631
00:52:16,501 --> 00:52:18,501
(Indistinct chatter)

632
00:52:18,626 --> 00:52:22,084
Oh, lover boy!

633
00:52:24,209 --> 00:52:25,626
(Laughter)

634
00:52:27,334 --> 00:52:28,959
Oi, go on! Move over!

635
00:52:29,084 --> 00:52:30,417
Shut up!

636
00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:32,001
I'm warning you, man.

637
00:52:39,501 --> 00:52:40,834
- Do you want some?
- No.

638
00:52:40,959 --> 00:52:43,334
- (Ornshaw) No?
- Iindistinct chatter)

639
00:52:47,917 --> 00:52:49,542
(Rhoda giggles)

640
00:52:52,376 --> 00:52:55,126
♪ Da de da de da da dum

641
00:52:56,334 --> 00:52:59,167
♪ Da de da de da da dum

642
00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:00,626
♪ Ooh, yeah

643
00:53:00,751 --> 00:53:04,126
♪ Da de da de da da da de da de da da

644
00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:07,167
♪ Da de da de da da dum

645
00:53:07,876 --> 00:53:09,917
♪ Yes, I see you

646
00:53:10,042 --> 00:53:11,626
♪ When you walk down the street

647
00:53:11,751 --> 00:53:14,126
♪ And I'm thinking

648
00:53:14,251 --> 00:53:15,792
♪ "Oh, I wish we could meet"

649
00:53:15,917 --> 00:53:19,917
♪ Though I haven't made you look my way

650
00:53:20,042 --> 00:53:22,792
♪ I'm working on it night and day

651
00:53:23,917 --> 00:53:27,834
♪ Oh, I'd like to
Take you out for a ride

652
00:53:27,959 --> 00:53:29,709
♪ On my bike, you

653
00:53:29,834 --> 00:53:31,667
♪ Yes, you fill me with pride

654
00:53:31,792 --> 00:53:35,959
♪ Though our love is not yet here to stay

655
00:53:36,084 --> 00:53:38,917
♪ I'm working on it night and day

656
00:53:39,792 --> 00:53:42,209
♪ I bet you are thinking
I'm just a shy guy ♪

657
00:53:42,334 --> 00:53:43,959
A bad turnout.

658
00:53:44,084 --> 00:53:45,751
It gets worse every month.

659
00:53:48,126 --> 00:53:50,709
Hey, look at Swailscroft.
She thinks she knows it all.

660
00:53:52,001 --> 00:53:54,251
Go on, Tom. Dance with her.

661
00:53:54,376 --> 00:53:56,126
No, you won't get me out there, mate.

662
00:53:56,251 --> 00:53:57,792
(Headmaster) Come on, Ornshaw.

663
00:53:57,917 --> 00:53:59,709
Sock it to me!

664
00:53:59,834 --> 00:54:03,417
I don't know how he's got the nerve.
Look at him. A grown man.

665
00:54:03,542 --> 00:54:05,626
I wish I had a camera, the nit!

666
00:54:05,751 --> 00:54:08,251
Why doesn't he stick
to belting the life out of us all?

667
00:54:08,792 --> 00:54:11,126
All this trendy rigmarole makes me sick.

668
00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:13,251
(Indistinct chatter)

669
00:54:14,542 --> 00:54:18,126
Do you fancy an orange drink? There's
not many people round the counter now.

670
00:54:18,251 --> 00:54:22,084
Yeah, well, there's not many people here,
is there? We'd be better off up west.

671
00:54:22,209 --> 00:54:25,334
He'll be whacking us next,
singing "Hey Jude" at the same time!

672
00:54:25,459 --> 00:54:26,876
(Indistinct chatter)

673
00:54:27,001 --> 00:54:28,876
♪ I'm working on it night and day

674
00:54:29,001 --> 00:54:33,126
(Ornshaw) You don't know where you stand.
Either they're headmasters or they're not.

675
00:54:33,251 --> 00:54:36,751
Why are they trying to be our friends?
I don't want him to be my friend.

676
00:54:36,876 --> 00:54:38,209
I've got to dance with her.

677
00:54:39,709 --> 00:54:41,626
You're mad! What do you wanna do that for?

678
00:54:41,751 --> 00:54:45,376
She'll only say, "Buzz off" or something.
She's a bit stuck up, that one.

679
00:54:45,501 --> 00:54:47,501
Now, all this girl nonsense is rubbish.

680
00:54:47,626 --> 00:54:50,292
Girls are a load of
snotty-nosed little so-and-sos.

681
00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:53,292
♪ Da de da de da da dum

682
00:54:53,417 --> 00:54:54,792
♪ Yeah, da de... ♪

683
00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:58,542
Look, if I dance with her,
will you dance with her friend?

684
00:54:58,667 --> 00:55:01,167
Come off it! You gotta be joking!

685
00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:02,917
Come on. Just this once.

686
00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:04,667
Who's scared, then?

687
00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:06,209
(Jeering)

688
00:55:07,167 --> 00:55:09,209
Look.
It looks as though she's wet herself.

689
00:55:09,334 --> 00:55:11,376
Come on! Don't be scared!

690
00:55:11,501 --> 00:55:13,751
- Go on.
- All right, all right. All right.

691
00:55:13,876 --> 00:55:15,209
Ready?

692
00:55:24,834 --> 00:55:27,251
My friend and I were wondering
if you would like...

693
00:55:27,376 --> 00:55:28,792
Come on, do you wanna dance?

694
00:55:28,917 --> 00:55:30,917
(Girls giggle)

695
00:55:32,209 --> 00:55:33,751
Would you like to dance?

696
00:55:36,626 --> 00:55:38,417
Come on, do you wanna bloody dance?!

697
00:55:38,542 --> 00:55:40,542
(Laughter)

698
00:55:43,667 --> 00:55:45,667
(Music continues)

699
00:56:00,917 --> 00:56:04,084
I don't think I want to dance with you.
You don't dance very well.

700
00:56:04,209 --> 00:56:06,126
What do you mean I don't dance very well?

701
00:56:06,251 --> 00:56:07,709
You dance stupid!

702
00:56:12,417 --> 00:56:14,501
You big fat fool!

703
00:56:15,084 --> 00:56:16,834
♪ I thought you were real

704
00:56:16,959 --> 00:56:20,751
♪ I'll be calling
all my loving out for you

705
00:56:20,876 --> 00:56:25,042
♪ Though I haven't made you look my way

706
00:56:25,167 --> 00:56:28,001
♪ I'm working on it night and day

707
00:56:28,126 --> 00:56:31,667
♪ Darling, working on it night and day

708
00:56:31,792 --> 00:56:33,126
♪Ooh, yeah

709
00:56:33,251 --> 00:56:35,751
♪ Da de da de da da dum

710
00:56:35,876 --> 00:56:37,209
♪ One more time

711
00:56:37,334 --> 00:56:38,917
♪ Da de da de da da dum ♪

712
00:56:39,042 --> 00:56:41,042
(Chatter)

713
00:56:41,167 --> 00:56:43,126
(Ornshaw) Let's see it work, then.

714
00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:50,001
It's a load of rubbish! It'll never work!

715
00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:53,167
- Look at it!
- It's useless!

716
00:56:53,292 --> 00:56:54,917
(Indistinct chatter)

717
00:56:55,501 --> 00:56:57,792
- Yeah, I know. A big bomb.
- Start the other one.

718
00:56:57,917 --> 00:57:00,209
(Indistinct chatter)

719
00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:01,792
It'll never work, mate.

720
00:57:01,917 --> 00:57:03,542
Ugh! Ugh!

721
00:57:05,501 --> 00:57:08,167
(Laughs) Lads, come on!

722
00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:09,834
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow

723
00:57:09,959 --> 00:57:11,542
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow

724
00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:13,501
♪ For he's a jolly good fellow

725
00:57:13,626 --> 00:57:15,251
♪ And so say all of us! ♪

726
00:57:57,459 --> 00:57:59,834
(Mum) Melody, your tea's ready.

727
00:57:59,959 --> 00:58:01,292
(Whispers) Blimey.

728
00:58:08,126 --> 00:58:10,542
(Mum) Hurry up, love.
Your kipper'll get cold.

729
00:58:12,251 --> 00:58:13,584
(Starting pistol fires)

730
00:58:13,709 --> 00:58:15,709
(Cheering)

731
00:58:20,626 --> 00:58:22,626
(Chatter)

732
00:58:30,251 --> 00:58:32,751
(Laughter)

733
00:58:37,709 --> 00:58:39,584
I'm in the 440 yards.

734
00:58:39,709 --> 00:58:41,209
I can't understand why.

735
00:58:41,334 --> 00:58:43,459
Never ran more than 100 yards in my life.

736
00:58:43,584 --> 00:58:46,542
I shouldn't have forged
old Jenkins' signature on my card.

737
00:58:47,459 --> 00:58:50,126
Well, I'm in the 220. Wish I wasn't.

738
00:58:51,001 --> 00:58:53,667
I'd rather be in the long jump.
Then no one can see you.

739
00:58:54,251 --> 00:58:55,876
Make a fool of yourself in private.

740
00:58:56,001 --> 00:58:58,501
Yeah, but that's not
what it's all about, is it?

741
00:58:58,626 --> 00:59:03,376
You can't have people raving about winners
if there's no berks like you and me

742
00:59:03,501 --> 00:59:06,417
running around making fools of ourselves,
coming last.

743
00:59:06,542 --> 00:59:09,792
I mean, some people are winners
and some people are losers.

744
00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,917
Who says who's gonna be what?

745
00:59:12,042 --> 00:59:15,042
Well, don't ask me. That's all clone
before we get on this Earth.

746
00:59:15,167 --> 00:59:17,417
I mean, it's Him up there.

747
00:59:17,542 --> 00:59:21,334
He says, er, "You're gonna be red hot
at the triple jump,

748
00:59:21,459 --> 00:59:24,084
"and you, you're gonna be bloody useless."

749
00:59:24,209 --> 00:59:26,626
I mean, who landed me with her?

750
00:59:27,334 --> 00:59:29,001
(Ornshaw) Oh...

751
00:59:29,126 --> 00:59:31,584
Well... it's Him up there, innit?

752
00:59:31,709 --> 00:59:34,876
Once He's got it in for you,
you're right up the pictures.

753
00:59:37,459 --> 00:59:40,751
I don't know what you're worried about.
You haven't got it that bad.

754
00:59:41,751 --> 00:59:43,334
Why haven't I?

755
00:59:43,459 --> 00:59:46,834
Well, take, for instance, there's
your painting. You're good at that.

756
00:59:46,959 --> 00:59:50,667
There's your model-making. You're good
at that. Your stamp-collecting.

757
00:59:50,792 --> 00:59:54,126
Think of all the kids who'd like
to have a stamp collection like yours.

758
00:59:55,376 --> 00:59:57,542
That's just the trouble.

759
00:59:57,667 --> 00:59:59,501
I don't like stamps any more.

760
01:00:01,542 --> 01:00:05,292
Don't worry. We'll have the last laugh
of this lot, and Him up there.

761
01:00:05,417 --> 01:00:09,542
We'll jack this school lark in,
give old Dicks over there the old "V" sign

762
01:00:09,667 --> 01:00:11,834
and shoot off and do whatever we wanna do.

763
01:00:11,959 --> 01:00:15,417
You mark my words. It'll happen
before you can say, "Jack Robinson."

764
01:00:16,251 --> 01:00:18,251
(♪ THE BEE GEES: "To Love Somebody")

765
01:00:19,626 --> 01:00:21,626
(Cheering)

766
01:00:26,459 --> 01:00:28,501
♪ There's a light

767
01:00:30,459 --> 01:00:32,501
♪ A certain kind of light

768
01:00:33,751 --> 01:00:36,334
♪ That never shone on me

769
01:00:39,126 --> 01:00:41,667
♪ I want my life to be

770
01:00:42,626 --> 01:00:44,584
♪ Lived with you

771
01:00:45,376 --> 01:00:47,667
♪ Lived with you

772
01:00:48,542 --> 01:00:50,334
♪ There's a way

773
01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:54,042
♪ Everybody say

774
01:00:55,167 --> 01:00:57,959
♪ To do each and every little thing

775
01:01:00,292 --> 01:01:02,167
♪ But what does it bring

776
01:01:03,417 --> 01:01:05,959
♪ If I ain't got you?

777
01:01:06,084 --> 01:01:07,751
♪ Ain't got?

778
01:01:07,876 --> 01:01:13,709
♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like

779
01:01:13,834 --> 01:01:17,584
♪ Baby, you don't know
what it's like

780
01:01:18,751 --> 01:01:20,501
♪ To love somebody

781
01:01:21,376 --> 01:01:23,667
♪ To love somebody

782
01:01:23,792 --> 01:01:26,209
♪ The way I love you

783
01:01:38,459 --> 01:01:40,376
♪ In my brain

784
01:01:41,334 --> 01:01:43,959
♪ I see your face again

785
01:01:45,042 --> 01:01:47,501
♪ I know my frame of mind

786
01:01:50,209 --> 01:01:52,792
♪ You ain't got to be so blind

787
01:01:54,167 --> 01:01:56,209
♪ And I'm blind

788
01:01:56,334 --> 01:01:59,834
♪ So, so, so blind

789
01:01:59,959 --> 01:02:01,584
♪ I'm a man

790
01:02:02,959 --> 01:02:04,834
♪ Can't you see what I am?

791
01:02:06,334 --> 01:02:09,084
♪ I live and I breathe for you

792
01:02:11,501 --> 01:02:14,167
♪ But what good does it do

793
01:02:14,751 --> 01:02:17,501
♪ If I ain't got you

794
01:02:17,626 --> 01:02:19,292
♪ Ain't got?

795
01:02:19,417 --> 01:02:24,876
♪ Baby, you don't know what it's like

796
01:02:25,001 --> 01:02:28,626
♪ Baby, you don't know
what it's like

797
01:02:29,751 --> 01:02:31,792
♪ To love somebody

798
01:02:32,459 --> 01:02:34,584
♪ To love somebody

799
01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:37,501
♪ The way I love you

800
01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:44,584
♪ Oh, you don't know what it's like

801
01:02:45,584 --> 01:02:50,209
♪Baby, you don't know what it's like

802
01:02:50,334 --> 01:02:52,542
♪ To love somebody

803
01:02:52,667 --> 01:02:55,292
♪ To love somebody

804
01:02:56,084 --> 01:02:58,001
♪ The way I love you

805
01:02:59,334 --> 01:03:01,209
♪ No, no, no, no, no

806
01:03:01,334 --> 01:03:04,792
♪You don't know
what it's like

807
01:03:04,917 --> 01:03:07,751
♪ You don't know what it's like... ♪

808
01:03:10,042 --> 01:03:12,042
(Chatter)

809
01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:21,042
Right, open your Young Latin Scholar
Book One with the grey cover.

810
01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:26,042
Page 27,
the section I asked you to prepare.

811
01:03:26,167 --> 01:03:27,834
"Around the Forum."

812
01:03:29,209 --> 01:03:33,376
Right, Latimer,
read and translate, please.

813
01:03:33,501 --> 01:03:34,834
Er...

814
01:03:36,084 --> 01:03:38,751
- (Ornshaw coughs)
- Erm...

815
01:03:40,709 --> 01:03:43,584
Come on, Latimer. It is prepared homework.

816
01:03:43,709 --> 01:03:45,167
Erm...

817
01:03:46,209 --> 01:03:51,834
Huius est... civ-it-is

818
01:03:51,959 --> 01:03:55,667
longe... ampliss...ima.

819
01:03:56,501 --> 01:03:58,459
Amplissima, Latimer.

820
01:03:58,584 --> 01:04:01,501
"Eee ma" not "eye ma".

821
01:04:02,126 --> 01:04:06,042
Amplissima actoritas.

822
01:04:07,167 --> 01:04:09,792
Not "asss", Latimer. "Ah-ss".

823
01:04:09,917 --> 01:04:11,251
(Laughter)

824
01:04:11,376 --> 01:04:13,126
You should be able to pronounce that.

825
01:04:13,917 --> 01:04:17,001
Right, Latimer. Translate, please.

826
01:04:17,126 --> 01:04:18,876
Er...

827
01:04:19,542 --> 01:04:20,917
Erm...

828
01:04:21,042 --> 01:04:23,834
Come on, Latimer.
It should be prepared homework.

829
01:04:23,959 --> 01:04:25,959
I'm afraid I haven't done it, sir.

830
01:04:26,959 --> 01:04:31,292
- Take two, Latimer. Bursary 3.30.
- (Boy 12 barks)

831
01:04:31,417 --> 01:04:33,751
Translate, Ornshaw.

832
01:04:33,876 --> 01:04:35,542
(Sniggering)

833
01:04:37,709 --> 01:04:39,501
Right, sir, erm...

834
01:04:39,626 --> 01:04:42,042
(Sniffles) Got a bit of a cold, sir.

835
01:04:43,501 --> 01:04:44,834
Erm...

836
01:04:45,626 --> 01:04:47,417
Right. Er...

837
01:04:48,709 --> 01:04:50,042
Er...

838
01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:52,001
Erm...

839
01:04:52,126 --> 01:04:53,917
Take two, Ornshaw.

840
01:04:54,042 --> 01:04:56,417
Bursary 3.30.

841
01:04:56,542 --> 01:04:58,334
Translate, Fensham.

842
01:05:01,792 --> 01:05:03,209
The, erm...

843
01:05:04,917 --> 01:05:06,251
All right, then.

844
01:05:06,959 --> 01:05:08,542
Don't worry about it.

845
01:05:08,667 --> 01:05:10,459
Stick with me, you'll be OK.

846
01:05:16,334 --> 01:05:17,959
(Indistinct chatter)

847
01:05:18,876 --> 01:05:20,917
- Come on.
- No!

848
01:05:23,584 --> 01:05:25,084
<i>Venite.</i>

849
01:05:30,001 --> 01:05:31,417
(Door closes)

850
01:05:32,501 --> 01:05:34,209
Ornshaw and Latimer.

851
01:05:35,001 --> 01:05:36,459
Come in, gentlemen.

852
01:05:38,376 --> 01:05:41,042
Right, Romulus and Remus,
stand over there.

853
01:05:46,667 --> 01:05:49,084
Stand up, Ornshaw, lad. Stand up.

854
01:05:49,209 --> 01:05:51,292
And vacate your mouth.

855
01:06:04,084 --> 01:06:06,209
Now, why are you here, Ornshaw?

856
01:06:06,334 --> 01:06:08,209
Because you invited me, sir.

857
01:06:08,334 --> 01:06:11,501
(Chuckles)
And why did I invite you, Ornshaw?

858
01:06:12,209 --> 01:06:14,417
Because I couldn't translate
the Latin, sir.

859
01:06:15,959 --> 01:06:19,084
Why, Ornshaw? Why?

860
01:06:19,209 --> 01:06:22,834
Because it's a bloody silly
out-of-date language do you mean, sir?

861
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:25,251
Two was it, Ornshaw?

862
01:06:25,376 --> 01:06:26,876
I think we make it four.

863
01:06:28,001 --> 01:06:31,709
And why do you think it's a silly
out-of-date language, Ornshaw?

864
01:06:32,167 --> 01:06:36,667
Because I couldn't speak to a dead Roman
even if I knew the bloody lingo, sir.

865
01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:39,209
Now, do not vex me, Ornshaw.
Do not vex me, lad.

866
01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:43,417
I think we make that
a nice round <i>sex benissimo.</i>

867
01:06:43,542 --> 01:06:45,084
That's "six of the best" in Latin.

868
01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:49,709
Game, set and match to me, I think.

869
01:06:53,459 --> 01:06:57,751
Julius Caesar here is going to be
very displeased with you, Ornshaw.

870
01:07:00,334 --> 01:07:01,959
Bend over, please.

871
01:07:04,084 --> 01:07:05,459
Ooh!

872
01:07:06,834 --> 01:07:08,167
(Gasps)

873
01:07:08,292 --> 01:07:12,167
Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

874
01:07:17,001 --> 01:07:18,876
All right, next one, please, Latimer.

875
01:07:19,876 --> 01:07:21,417
Satchel off, boy.

876
01:07:38,334 --> 01:07:39,667
Ah!

877
01:07:49,501 --> 01:07:51,876
(Ornshaw) Going to orchestra practice?

878
01:07:55,959 --> 01:07:57,751
You waiting for old Dicks, are you?

879
01:08:00,917 --> 01:08:02,417
Well, you'll be late home.

880
01:08:02,542 --> 01:08:05,667
Why don't you shoot off now?
There's no point in hanging around.

881
01:08:06,626 --> 01:08:08,876
Is old Swailscroft
waiting for you, is she?

882
01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:12,001
Well, she'll be gone now.
Why don't you pop along?

883
01:08:12,626 --> 01:08:15,584
I don't know why you're hanging
around here. Honest, I don't.

884
01:08:23,292 --> 01:08:25,084
I told you it'd be easy, didn't I?

885
01:08:25,209 --> 01:08:27,209
(Sobs)

886
01:08:36,834 --> 01:08:38,751
Come on, Danny.
Don't let her see you cry.

887
01:08:40,084 --> 01:08:42,959
I don't know what she's hanging
about for. Do you?

888
01:08:43,084 --> 01:08:46,834
I told her to hop it, but she keeps
on hanging about. Tell her to buzz off.

889
01:08:46,959 --> 01:08:49,709
Give us that.
He's a scream old Dicks, isn't he?

890
01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:52,626
His little Julius Caesar! (Chuckles)

891
01:08:56,126 --> 01:08:57,751
You can buzz of now, love.

892
01:08:57,876 --> 01:08:59,959
You know, ta-ta, toodle-oo.

893
01:09:00,667 --> 01:09:02,251
I thought we'd go to the bomb site.

894
01:09:02,376 --> 01:09:05,751
Old Dadds has got the most incredible
bomb you've ever seen in your life.

895
01:09:05,876 --> 01:09:07,709
He's got a...

896
01:09:15,292 --> 01:09:18,167
He's got a Coca-Cola bottle
and he soaked it in...

897
01:09:18,292 --> 01:09:20,292
He got some socks
and soaked it in petrol.

898
01:09:20,417 --> 01:09:23,626
And he got some phosphorus,
what he nicked from the lab. What...?

899
01:09:24,584 --> 01:09:28,292
After that I thought we'd shoot down
the arcade. I've got millions of pennies.

900
01:09:28,417 --> 01:09:32,417
Er, we could go
on the tank-firing range, or, or...

901
01:09:33,209 --> 01:09:37,209
Or, erm, the fruit machines, Danny.
You like the fruit machines.

902
01:09:37,334 --> 01:09:39,751
Or, erm... The football game.

903
01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:41,584
You know you like having a go on that.

904
01:09:42,209 --> 01:09:45,959
Erm, we could go to the Odeon and
see that picture we was talking about.

905
01:09:46,084 --> 01:09:48,876
Or go to the zoo, museums, anywhere.

906
01:09:49,626 --> 01:09:52,251
Danny! Danny!

907
01:09:53,126 --> 01:09:54,667
Danny!

908
01:10:02,792 --> 01:10:04,292
Danny!

909
01:10:09,376 --> 01:10:11,376
(♪ THE BEE GEES: "First Of May")

910
01:10:24,459 --> 01:10:26,709
♪ When I was small

911
01:10:26,834 --> 01:10:30,084
♪ And Christmas trees were tall

912
01:10:32,209 --> 01:10:36,751
♪ We used to love
while others used to play

913
01:10:39,626 --> 01:10:42,167
♪ Don't ask me why

914
01:10:42,292 --> 01:10:45,126
♪ But time has passed us by

915
01:10:47,626 --> 01:10:52,126
♪ Someone else moved in from far away

916
01:10:55,042 --> 01:10:57,542
♪ Now we are tall

917
01:10:57,667 --> 01:11:01,251
♪ And Christmas trees are small

918
01:11:02,167 --> 01:11:08,501
♪ And you don't ask the time of day

919
01:11:09,959 --> 01:11:12,709
♪ But you and I

920
01:11:12,834 --> 01:11:16,126
♪ Our love will never die

921
01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:20,459
♪ But guess we'll cry

922
01:11:20,584 --> 01:11:23,834
♪ Come first of May

923
01:11:26,542 --> 01:11:32,459
♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me

924
01:11:33,626 --> 01:11:38,584
♪ I watched the apples falling one by one

925
01:11:39,792 --> 01:11:43,542
♪ And I recall

926
01:11:43,667 --> 01:11:46,626
♪ The moment of them all

927
01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:53,792
♪ The day I kissed your cheek
and you were mine

928
01:11:56,459 --> 01:11:58,834
♪ Now we are tall

929
01:11:58,959 --> 01:12:02,209
♪ And Christmas trees are small

930
01:12:03,459 --> 01:12:09,209
♪ And you don't ask the time of day

931
01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:13,126
♪But you and I

932
01:12:13,251 --> 01:12:16,792
♪ I Our love will never die

933
01:12:18,084 --> 01:12:20,751
♪ But guess we'll cry

934
01:12:20,876 --> 01:12:23,834
♪ Come first of May

935
01:12:26,501 --> 01:12:28,209
♪ When I was small

936
01:12:29,792 --> 01:12:32,459
♪ And Christmas trees were tall

937
01:12:34,042 --> 01:12:39,626
♪ Do do do do do do do do do

938
01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:45,417
♪ Don't ask me why

939
01:12:46,209 --> 01:12:49,167
♪ But time has passed us by

940
01:12:50,334 --> 01:12:55,126
♪ Someone else moved in
from far away ♪

941
01:12:56,667 --> 01:12:58,084
(Birds chirp)

942
01:12:58,209 --> 01:13:00,209
- May I have my bag, please?
- Yeah.

943
01:13:10,626 --> 01:13:13,751
My friend Muriel, you know the big one.

944
01:13:13,876 --> 01:13:17,584
Well, she says that you've been going
around telling people that you love me.

945
01:13:19,917 --> 01:13:24,126
I don't mind it. It's just that,
well, people laugh at you, don't they?

946
01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:28,876
And, well, if you have to tell someone,
why not tell me?

947
01:13:31,417 --> 01:13:33,417
I'm always the last to know.

948
01:13:51,792 --> 01:13:53,167
Nice here, isn't it?

949
01:13:53,292 --> 01:13:54,626
Yeah.

950
01:13:55,251 --> 01:13:58,501
My mum doesn't like me coming here,
but I'm not frightened, are you?

951
01:13:58,626 --> 01:13:59,959
No.

952
01:14:05,876 --> 01:14:07,417
That gravestone there...

953
01:14:08,917 --> 01:14:11,459
"Here lies
my beloved and beautiful Ella Jane.

954
01:14:12,042 --> 01:14:14,167
"Wife and lifelong friend.

955
01:14:14,292 --> 01:14:16,292
"Thank you for 50 years of happiness.

956
01:14:16,417 --> 01:14:19,251
"Laid to rest July 7th, 1893.

957
01:14:20,417 --> 01:14:26,292
"Henry James McDevitt. Gone to join
his Ella Jane, September the 11th, 1893."

958
01:14:28,709 --> 01:14:31,376
He only lasted two months after she died.

959
01:14:32,334 --> 01:14:34,709
He must have loved her very much.

960
01:14:36,459 --> 01:14:39,709
50 years' happiness.
How long's 50 years?

961
01:14:41,209 --> 01:14:45,626
Erm... 150 school terms,
not including holidays.

962
01:14:46,584 --> 01:14:47,917
Will you love me that long?

963
01:14:51,251 --> 01:14:52,751
I don't think you will.

964
01:14:53,376 --> 01:14:57,084
Of course. I've loved you
a whole week already, haven't I?

965
01:14:57,751 --> 01:14:59,709
(♪ THE BEE GEES: "Come First Of May")

966
01:15:00,251 --> 01:15:05,459
♪ The apple tree that grew for you and me

967
01:15:07,292 --> 01:15:12,126
♪ I watched the apples falling one by one

968
01:15:13,292 --> 01:15:16,292
♪ And I recall

969
01:15:17,209 --> 01:15:20,084
♪ The moment of them all

970
01:15:22,209 --> 01:15:24,959
♪ The day I kissed your cheek

971
01:15:25,084 --> 01:15:27,292
♪ And you were mine

972
01:15:29,751 --> 01:15:32,126
♪ Now we are tall

973
01:15:32,251 --> 01:15:35,459
♪ And Christmas trees are small

974
01:15:36,751 --> 01:15:42,376
♪ And you don't ask the time of day

975
01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:46,167
♪ But you and I

976
01:15:46,292 --> 01:15:49,792
♪ Our love will never die

977
01:15:51,001 --> 01:15:53,792
♪ But guess we'll cry

978
01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,876
♪ Come first of May

979
01:15:59,292 --> 01:16:01,042
♪ When I was small

980
01:16:02,709 --> 01:16:05,042
♪ And Christmas trees were tall

981
01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:11,376
♪ Do do do do do do do do do

982
01:16:11,501 --> 01:16:13,292
He's come to tea.

983
01:16:15,459 --> 01:16:16,876
(Plate clatters)

984
01:16:19,459 --> 01:16:21,001
His name's Daniel.

985
01:16:23,251 --> 01:16:24,709
Pleased to meet you, Daniel.

986
01:16:25,751 --> 01:16:29,251
I suppose I've got enough tea.
I brought extra cos your dad's home.

987
01:16:30,001 --> 01:16:31,376
He's out on bail.

988
01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:35,876
(Snickers) I'll take your satchel for you.

989
01:16:36,001 --> 01:16:38,001
Oh, thanks. Here.

990
01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:40,126
Thank you.

991
01:16:48,667 --> 01:16:51,084
Hello, Melody, love! (Chuckles)

992
01:16:52,209 --> 01:16:54,417
Mwah. How've ya been?

993
01:16:54,542 --> 01:16:55,959
All right, thank you.

994
01:16:57,209 --> 01:17:00,167
Who's this?
- A mate from school, aren't you, dear?

995
01:17:02,459 --> 01:17:04,292
Aren't you coming in, then, love?

996
01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,126
Come on. Up to the table.

997
01:17:17,001 --> 01:17:18,626
He's not simple, is he?

998
01:17:18,751 --> 01:17:20,542
No.

999
01:17:37,917 --> 01:17:39,292
Hm.

1000
01:17:40,292 --> 01:17:41,709
Oh. (Chuckles)

1001
01:17:42,626 --> 01:17:44,417
Nice bit of ham, Flo.

1002
01:17:44,542 --> 01:17:46,001
Not bad, is it?

1003
01:17:47,167 --> 01:17:49,459
Are you in
the, er, the Boy Scouts, Donald?

1004
01:17:49,584 --> 01:17:51,584
- Daniel.
- Er, Daniel?

1005
01:17:51,709 --> 01:17:53,334
- No, the BB.
- (Father) Ah.

1006
01:17:54,584 --> 01:17:56,834
I was in the Boy Scouts. I was really.

1007
01:17:58,042 --> 01:17:59,417
Marvellous it was.

1008
01:18:00,376 --> 01:18:03,876
All those steaming-hot cups of cocoa.
Suet pudding.

1009
01:18:04,001 --> 01:18:05,626
Singsongs round the campfire.

1010
01:18:05,751 --> 01:18:08,084
♪ Oh, we're riding along
on the crest of a wave

1011
01:18:08,209 --> 01:18:09,542
♪ And the sun... ♪ (Chuckles)

1012
01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:17,542
Oh, cor, some of the things
we used to get up to. Oh, dear me.

1013
01:18:17,667 --> 01:18:19,126
(Chuckles)

1014
01:18:19,251 --> 01:18:23,167
When the new boy arrived we used
to mix some bootblack and toothpaste

1015
01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:24,792
and spread it all over...

1016
01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,667
(Chuckles nervously)

1017
01:18:26,792 --> 01:18:28,334
Reg, do you mind? We're eating.

1018
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:35,584
(Grandma) I always think ham
is nicest straight off the bone.

1019
01:18:35,709 --> 01:18:37,126
Always is.

1020
01:18:39,209 --> 01:18:41,709
- Go to the pictures much, do you, David?
- Daniel.

1021
01:18:41,834 --> 01:18:43,376
Daniel?

1022
01:18:43,501 --> 01:18:45,001
Er, yes. Quite a bit.

1023
01:18:45,126 --> 01:18:48,209
Hm. When I think of the pictures
I always remember my father.

1024
01:18:48,334 --> 01:18:51,001
When I used to ask him
for sixpence for the pictures,

1025
01:18:51,126 --> 01:18:53,126
he'd say, "There's pictures on the wall."

1026
01:18:53,251 --> 01:18:55,626
"I wanna see the moving pictures,"
I used to say.

1027
01:18:55,751 --> 01:18:59,292
"I'll make them bloody move,"
and threw his boot at the wall. (Guffaws)

1028
01:19:00,626 --> 01:19:02,167
Oh, dear me. (Chuckles)

1029
01:19:04,876 --> 01:19:09,001
My Ernie always used to say
that moving pictures ruins your eye sight.

1030
01:19:09,126 --> 01:19:11,001
Would you like some fish paste, Daniel?

1031
01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:13,417
"The continual flickering,"
he used to say,

1032
01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:15,792
"puts your eyeballs off centre."

1033
01:19:15,917 --> 01:19:18,209
That reminds me of my uncle Roger.
(Chuckles)

1034
01:19:18,917 --> 01:19:22,417
He was deaf ever since a bomb
hit Burwell Street during the war.

1035
01:19:22,542 --> 01:19:26,376
Recently, he read this ad in the paper
about redressing the balance of the ear,

1036
01:19:26,501 --> 01:19:28,709
so he tried it and it worked.

1037
01:19:28,834 --> 01:19:30,709
So, erm, he was overjoyed.

1038
01:19:30,834 --> 01:19:33,084
Oh, yeah. He'd been deaf for 20 years.

1039
01:19:33,209 --> 01:19:36,126
Anyway, they had a bit of a celebration,
you know,

1040
01:19:36,251 --> 01:19:40,167
and he was opening a bottle of champagne,
the cork flew out, knocked his eye out.

1041
01:19:40,292 --> 01:19:42,001
(Chuckles) Knocked his eye out.

1042
01:19:45,126 --> 01:19:47,209
Life can be very cruel like that.

1043
01:19:54,834 --> 01:19:56,209
(Chatter)

1044
01:19:56,334 --> 01:19:58,584
(Male teacher) Quiet. Quiet!

1045
01:19:58,709 --> 01:20:00,292
(Chatter stops)

1046
01:20:00,417 --> 01:20:04,042
- (Sighs) Abrahams.
- (Boy 13) Here.

1047
01:20:04,167 --> 01:20:05,542
- Boone.
- (Girl 3) Here.

1048
01:20:05,667 --> 01:20:07,542
- Gates.
- (Boy 14) Yes, miss.

1049
01:20:07,667 --> 01:20:09,167
- Gresham.
- (Boy 15) Yes, miss.

1050
01:20:09,292 --> 01:20:11,001
- Hopgood.
- Miss.

1051
01:20:11,126 --> 01:20:12,876
- Ingledon.
- (Boy 16) Yes, miss.

1052
01:20:13,001 --> 01:20:14,917
- (Fellows) Livingstone?
- (Boy 17) Yeah.

1053
01:20:15,042 --> 01:20:16,959
Latimer.

1054
01:20:18,084 --> 01:20:21,126
Latimer? Daniel Latimer?

1055
01:20:22,834 --> 01:20:24,292
- Losey.
- (Boy 18) Sir.

1056
01:20:24,417 --> 01:20:26,251
- (Fairfax) Peters.
- (Boy 19) Yes, miss.

1057
01:20:26,376 --> 01:20:27,667
Perkins.

1058
01:20:30,834 --> 01:20:33,792
Perkins? Not in today.

1059
01:20:34,459 --> 01:20:35,959
Rogers.

1060
01:20:36,084 --> 01:20:38,084
(♪ THE BEE GEES: "Give Your Best")

1061
01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:43,167
I I'm just a clown

1062
01:20:43,292 --> 01:20:45,959
♪ That used to run around

1063
01:20:47,292 --> 01:20:51,459
♪ I used to have a million friends

1064
01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:58,417
♪ sed to start where everybody ends

1065
01:20:58,542 --> 01:21:03,667
♪ But I just give my best to my friends

1066
01:21:06,126 --> 01:21:08,584
♪ I've done my shows

1067
01:21:08,709 --> 01:21:11,667
♪ Everybody knows

1068
01:21:12,459 --> 01:21:16,126
♪ I nearly sold all my clothes

1069
01:21:18,334 --> 01:21:20,917
♪ One man can give

1070
01:21:21,042 --> 01:21:23,501
♪ Another has to lend

1071
01:21:23,626 --> 01:21:28,001
♪ So I just give my best to my friends

1072
01:21:28,126 --> 01:21:29,959
♪ And so you should

1073
01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:36,251
♪ And when you think
that your life isn't right

1074
01:21:37,501 --> 01:21:42,542
♪ You know the day
isn't always like night

1075
01:21:43,584 --> 01:21:45,542
♪ You've had your peace

1076
01:21:45,667 --> 01:21:48,834
♪ Now it's time for you to fight

1077
01:21:49,917 --> 01:21:54,042
♪ Just give your best to your friends

1078
01:21:56,251 --> 01:21:58,709
♪ I'm just a clown

1079
01:21:58,834 --> 01:22:01,001
♪ That used to run around

1080
01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:07,334
♪ I used to have a million friends

1081
01:22:08,959 --> 01:22:13,834
♪ I used to start where everybody ends

1082
01:22:13,959 --> 01:22:19,042
♪ But I just give my best to my friends

1083
01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:26,584
♪ And when you think
that your life isn't right

1084
01:22:27,751 --> 01:22:33,042
♪ You know the day
isn't always like night

1085
01:22:33,917 --> 01:22:35,792
♪ You've had your peace

1086
01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:39,084
♪ Now it's time for you to fight

1087
01:22:40,084 --> 01:22:43,584
♪ Just give your best to your friends ♪

1088
01:22:46,084 --> 01:22:48,084
(Applause)

1089
01:23:00,584 --> 01:23:02,209
(Seagulls squawk)

1090
01:23:03,626 --> 01:23:06,834
I should be doing English
with Miss Fairfax by now.

1091
01:23:06,959 --> 01:23:10,292
- What should you be doing?
- Erm... dunno.

1092
01:23:10,417 --> 01:23:13,376
- Geography I think.
- I quite like geography.

1093
01:23:14,501 --> 01:23:15,876
So do I.

1094
01:23:18,917 --> 01:23:20,376
Melody?

1095
01:23:21,167 --> 01:23:23,917
- Yeah?
- Do you like new maths?

1096
01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:26,167
They're OK.

1097
01:23:26,292 --> 01:23:28,167
I think I like history best.

1098
01:23:28,292 --> 01:23:29,917
Eugh! (Chuckles)

1099
01:23:31,417 --> 01:23:35,251
Well, sometimes I like it,
but mostly I hate it.

1100
01:23:38,751 --> 01:23:40,751
(Waves crash, seagulls squawk)

1101
01:23:47,709 --> 01:23:49,459
My dad doesn't like the seaside.

1102
01:23:49,584 --> 01:23:52,292
He says he gets the sand in his ears
or something.

1103
01:23:53,334 --> 01:23:56,001
Whenever we go to the seaside
Dad always stays at home.

1104
01:23:56,126 --> 01:23:57,542
In the pubs mostly.

1105
01:23:59,751 --> 01:24:01,292
We always travel together.

1106
01:24:02,251 --> 01:24:04,626
We don't get out
of the car, though, really.

1107
01:24:04,751 --> 01:24:07,376
(Chuckles)
They generally have a row on the way down.

1108
01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:10,167
And don't speak to each other
until we get back home.

1109
01:24:19,042 --> 01:24:21,584
Hey, Melody, look what I've got!

1110
01:24:21,709 --> 01:24:23,792
- That's good!
- See?

1111
01:24:23,917 --> 01:24:25,334
(Melody chuckles)

1112
01:24:32,834 --> 01:24:34,459
Shall we get married?

1113
01:24:36,834 --> 01:24:38,417
One day, perhaps.

1114
01:24:40,959 --> 01:24:43,251
Why does the water always seep away?

1115
01:24:44,709 --> 01:24:46,792
How old do you have to be, you reckon?

1116
01:24:46,917 --> 01:24:49,834
Perhaps if we put the stones in first,
then maybe it'll stay.

1117
01:24:50,751 --> 01:24:53,001
I don't know.
As old as our parents I suppose.

1118
01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:56,376
If we wait that long,
we might be old miseries.

1119
01:24:56,501 --> 01:24:58,917
Most old people I know are old miseries.

1120
01:24:59,042 --> 01:25:02,917
I honestly don't know. When you're older
you're supposed to know it all.

1121
01:25:03,042 --> 01:25:05,251
Perhaps that's what makes them so fed up.

1122
01:25:15,167 --> 01:25:16,917
(Sighs) I don't know.

1123
01:25:18,667 --> 01:25:20,376
I really don't know.

1124
01:25:29,626 --> 01:25:32,001
Oh! It's freezing!

1125
01:25:32,126 --> 01:25:33,459
I'm going in.

1126
01:25:36,501 --> 01:25:38,501
(Indistinct chatter, laughter)

1127
01:25:59,042 --> 01:26:00,584
Come over here.

1128
01:26:14,584 --> 01:26:16,209
So, we've taken it upon ourselves

1129
01:26:16,334 --> 01:26:19,417
to move the summer holidays
forward a trifle, have we?

1130
01:26:28,001 --> 01:26:29,626
And where did you decide to go

1131
01:26:29,751 --> 01:26:34,042
whilst your colleagues
went about their daily scholastic duties?

1132
01:26:35,876 --> 01:26:37,501
Battersea Funfair.

1133
01:26:38,792 --> 01:26:40,417
That's always a favourite.

1134
01:26:40,542 --> 01:26:42,084
Battersea Funfair, was it?

1135
01:26:44,042 --> 01:26:45,376
The seaside, sir.

1136
01:26:47,042 --> 01:26:49,042
The seaside?

1137
01:26:50,042 --> 01:26:54,584
You do realise the enormity of this
fundamental breach of school discipline?

1138
01:26:55,667 --> 01:27:01,126
It's... it's not a minor of fence, Latimer,
and, er... Perkins.

1139
01:27:01,251 --> 01:27:03,334
Not a minor of fence.

1140
01:27:03,459 --> 01:27:06,459
If you're gallivanting off somewhere,
you can't be at school

1141
01:27:06,584 --> 01:27:09,084
and if you can't be at school,
we can't teach you.

1142
01:27:09,209 --> 01:27:12,001
And if we can't teach you,
you'll end up raving imbeciles

1143
01:27:12,126 --> 01:27:13,834
like the generation above you.

1144
01:27:15,876 --> 01:27:18,792
I don't encourage corporal punishment
in this school,

1145
01:27:18,917 --> 01:27:21,626
but there are occasions
when a lesson has to be taught.

1146
01:27:27,001 --> 01:27:28,417
However...

1147
01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:31,792
...you're both rather young.

1148
01:27:31,917 --> 01:27:37,542
One hesitates
to use extremely severe measures.

1149
01:27:37,667 --> 01:27:43,042
But for your own good try to see the error
of these immature pranks.

1150
01:27:43,167 --> 01:27:44,834
Think of your careers.

1151
01:27:44,959 --> 01:27:49,751
Think of life's rich tapestry
that lies before you. (Chuckles)

1152
01:27:50,959 --> 01:27:54,709
Look, I understand.
I was young myself once.

1153
01:27:54,834 --> 01:27:57,584
Long time ago, of course. (Chuckles)

1154
01:27:57,709 --> 01:28:01,334
But I realised eventually
what my priorities were.

1155
01:28:01,459 --> 01:28:04,626
- So do we, sir.
- So do you what?

1156
01:28:04,751 --> 01:28:07,667
Realise what our,
er... priorities are, sir.

1157
01:28:07,792 --> 01:28:09,542
Good for you, Latham.

1158
01:28:10,126 --> 01:28:13,126
Er... er, Latimer. (Chuckles)

1159
01:28:13,251 --> 01:28:16,292
I see our little pow wow
has had some effect, eh?

1160
01:28:16,417 --> 01:28:18,626
Got your priorities right, have you?

1161
01:28:18,751 --> 01:28:21,667
Yes, sir. We want to get married.

1162
01:28:25,417 --> 01:28:27,417
Oh! (Chuckles)

1163
01:28:27,542 --> 01:28:29,834
My word, you've got a lot to learn.

1164
01:28:29,959 --> 01:28:33,542
(Chuckles)
I've heard some funny things in my time.

1165
01:28:34,042 --> 01:28:35,792
I don't think it's very funny, sir.

1166
01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,667
- You don't think it's very funny?
- No, sir.

1167
01:28:40,834 --> 01:28:43,417
And, er, you, young lady?
Do you think it's very funny?

1168
01:28:43,542 --> 01:28:44,876
Not really, sir.

1169
01:28:45,001 --> 01:28:46,876
I assume you've already promised

1170
01:28:47,001 --> 01:28:50,917
your fair, freckled first-form hand
in marriage to this young gentleman?

1171
01:28:51,042 --> 01:28:53,126
I don't really know, sir.

1172
01:28:53,251 --> 01:28:55,709
I don't really understand
what it all means, sir.

1173
01:28:55,834 --> 01:28:57,751
You don't understand what it all means?

1174
01:28:58,667 --> 01:29:00,542
You don't understand what it all means?

1175
01:29:00,667 --> 01:29:03,126
You're treating us
as though we were stupid.

1176
01:29:03,251 --> 01:29:06,042
All we want to do is
to be with one another all the time.

1177
01:29:06,167 --> 01:29:08,959
And we thought that meant getting married!
Doesn't it?!

1178
01:29:09,084 --> 01:29:10,959
It's not meant to be funny!

1179
01:29:11,084 --> 01:29:13,042
Don't you understand?

1180
01:29:14,959 --> 01:29:18,251
Now, look here, young man.
I've been extremely patient with you.

1181
01:29:18,376 --> 01:29:22,542
I'm willing to overlook
your gross ignorance of the young lady.

1182
01:29:22,667 --> 01:29:25,334
God knows we've only ourselves
to blame for that.

1183
01:29:25,459 --> 01:29:28,042
But your impertinence
is getting a little out of hand.

1184
01:29:29,417 --> 01:29:32,667
The matter is finished.
Do you understand me? Finished!

1185
01:29:36,834 --> 01:29:38,834
(Chatter)

1186
01:29:45,334 --> 01:29:47,334
(Shouting, cheering)

1187
01:29:54,084 --> 01:29:56,084
(Chatter stops)

1188
01:30:04,542 --> 01:30:05,959
(Girl 4) Temper.

1189
01:30:06,084 --> 01:30:07,584
(Whispers)

1190
01:30:09,042 --> 01:30:11,042
Burgess says is it too late to propose?

1191
01:30:11,167 --> 01:30:12,584
(Laughter)

1192
01:30:12,709 --> 01:30:15,084
(Chatter, laughter)

1193
01:30:30,334 --> 01:30:32,334
(Class hums "The Wedding March")

1194
01:30:39,751 --> 01:30:42,376
I suppose
you've got her mother's approval?

1195
01:30:43,126 --> 01:30:44,834
♪ La la la la

1196
01:30:44,959 --> 01:30:47,167
Hope she doesn't forget
to come to the wedding.

1197
01:30:47,292 --> 01:30:49,001
♪ La la la la... ♪

1198
01:30:49,126 --> 01:30:51,126
(Shouting)

1199
01:31:14,751 --> 01:31:16,792
(Shouting, jeering)

1200
01:31:36,001 --> 01:31:38,876
What do you think you're playing at,
you pair of hooligans?

1201
01:31:39,001 --> 01:31:43,042
Now, all of you get back to your places.
Go on. Sit down and keep quiet.

1202
01:31:43,167 --> 01:31:45,959
And open your Young Latin Primer
at page 24.

1203
01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:55,417
I'll talk to you later, Ornshaw.

1204
01:31:58,459 --> 01:32:02,417
(Chuckles) It's a great pity you're
not more in love with your work, Latimer.

1205
01:32:08,334 --> 01:32:10,084
I'm sorry, Danny.

1206
01:32:10,209 --> 01:32:11,542
I didn't mean to.

1207
01:32:34,167 --> 01:32:36,167
(Thunder rumbles)

1208
01:32:36,292 --> 01:32:38,292
(Music drowns speech)

1209
01:32:43,459 --> 01:32:45,709
(Reg) You really like this little lad,
do you?

1210
01:32:46,417 --> 01:32:48,376
You know, that's fine, you know.

1211
01:32:49,334 --> 01:32:52,292
We always look forward to you
bringing your boyfriends home.

1212
01:32:54,084 --> 01:32:57,334
And he, he seems a nice type of... lad.

1213
01:32:58,584 --> 01:33:01,376
That's just the trouble, though.
He's only a little lad.

1214
01:33:02,584 --> 01:33:04,709
And you're only a little girl.

1215
01:33:04,834 --> 01:33:06,876
"Our little sunshine" your mum calls you.

1216
01:33:08,751 --> 01:33:10,751
I know it's difficult to understand, love,

1217
01:33:10,876 --> 01:33:13,292
but people just don't get married
at your age.

1218
01:33:14,001 --> 01:33:17,001
They wait to see if they like one another
when they're older.

1219
01:33:17,126 --> 01:33:18,459
How old?

1220
01:33:19,042 --> 01:33:23,251
Well... in their 20s. Older sometimes.

1221
01:33:23,376 --> 01:33:26,417
But that's twice as old as I am now.

1222
01:33:26,542 --> 01:33:28,209
I know it is, love.

1223
01:33:30,042 --> 01:33:33,542
Only seemed like yesterday
I was seen changing your nappies.

1224
01:33:35,084 --> 01:33:38,126
I know, but we want to be together now.

1225
01:33:39,042 --> 01:33:41,876
Think of all the schooling
you've got to do yet, love.

1226
01:33:42,001 --> 01:33:43,501
And you like school, don't you?

1227
01:33:43,626 --> 01:33:47,334
I-I've got all your reports.
We often look at 'em, don't we, Mum?

1228
01:33:47,459 --> 01:33:51,876
I know, but I like being with Daniel
more than I like doing geography.

1229
01:33:52,001 --> 01:33:58,751
Sweetheart, there are lots of things
we haven't explained to you yet about...

1230
01:33:59,876 --> 01:34:03,209
...life and all sorts of things.

1231
01:34:03,917 --> 01:34:09,376
I know, but why is it so difficult
when all I want to do is be happy.

1232
01:34:12,042 --> 01:34:14,334
We want you to be happy, love.

1233
01:34:14,917 --> 01:34:18,417
Then why can't you help me
instead of keep putting things in my way?

1234
01:34:19,417 --> 01:34:20,959
I just don't understand it.

1235
01:34:21,084 --> 01:34:23,792
I just can't think why it's so terrible.

1236
01:34:23,917 --> 01:34:26,542
Please tell me cos I just don't understand.

1237
01:34:26,667 --> 01:34:28,084
(Sobs)

1238
01:34:28,209 --> 01:34:30,084
Tell me, please.

1239
01:34:43,001 --> 01:34:45,001
(Clocks ticks)

1240
01:34:54,626 --> 01:34:56,876
Hm, oh!

1241
01:35:01,667 --> 01:35:05,626
Good morning, Mrs Latimer. What
can I do for you this splendid morning?

1242
01:35:05,751 --> 01:35:07,917
(Mrs Latimer speaks indistinctly)

1243
01:35:08,042 --> 01:35:11,292
Elope? What do you mean, elope?

1244
01:35:12,542 --> 01:35:14,459
Oh! I...

1245
01:35:14,584 --> 01:35:19,334
I'm sure you're quite wrong. I saw them
in class myself, scarcely ten minutes ago.

1246
01:35:19,459 --> 01:35:20,876
(Intercom buzzes)

1247
01:35:21,709 --> 01:35:23,542
Well, of course I'm sure.

1248
01:35:26,209 --> 01:35:30,084
Look, if you like,
I'll pop down myself and make certain,

1249
01:35:30,209 --> 01:35:32,584
but I'm sure
there's nothing to worry about.

1250
01:35:32,709 --> 01:35:34,709
(Mrs Latimer continues to speak)

1251
01:35:34,834 --> 01:35:36,834
(Mouths)

1252
01:35:38,751 --> 01:35:42,126
Hello. Headmaster's secretary.
Can I help you?

1253
01:35:42,251 --> 01:35:45,209
♪ Pom pom pom pom pom... ♪

1254
01:35:47,292 --> 01:35:50,667
Er... shouldn't you be taking 2C
for English?

1255
01:35:51,417 --> 01:35:53,917
Well, I'm supposed to,
but they never turned up.

1256
01:35:55,292 --> 01:35:56,667
Never turned up?

1257
01:35:56,792 --> 01:35:59,084
They didn't come back after morning break.

1258
01:36:06,292 --> 01:36:08,376
- (Gasps)
- (Headmaster) Where are they?

1259
01:36:08,501 --> 01:36:09,834
Where are who?

1260
01:36:10,959 --> 01:36:13,209
The class, boy. The class.

1261
01:36:14,959 --> 01:36:16,667
They've gone to get married.

1262
01:36:17,792 --> 01:36:19,126
Where, boy? Where?

1263
01:36:19,251 --> 01:36:21,584
Under the arches,
down by the railway line.

1264
01:36:21,709 --> 01:36:23,251
Railway line.

1265
01:36:27,209 --> 01:36:31,042
And all the people were shouting,
"Just wait until Lenin gets here."

1266
01:36:38,792 --> 01:36:40,792
(Both speak indistinctly)

1267
01:36:45,667 --> 01:36:49,001
Right, children,
carry on reading till I get back.

1268
01:36:49,126 --> 01:36:51,667
(Fairfax) "Upon the place beneath...

1269
01:36:51,792 --> 01:36:54,209
"It is twice blessed.

1270
01:36:54,334 --> 01:36:57,292
- (Mouths)
- "It blesseth him that gives..."

1271
01:36:57,417 --> 01:37:00,126
(Exhales) Er, no, thank you.
I've had mine.

1272
01:37:00,251 --> 01:37:04,167
- "'Tis the mightiest in..."
- (Mouths)

1273
01:37:04,292 --> 01:37:05,834
Oh, yes, of course.

1274
01:37:05,959 --> 01:37:08,834
Erm, oh, proceed with the lesson
until I return.

1275
01:37:51,459 --> 01:37:54,542
No, it's all right, Saunders.
I'll take over. You hold the fort.

1276
01:37:56,626 --> 01:37:58,626
(Engine starts)

1277
01:37:58,751 --> 01:38:00,751
(Tyres screech)

1278
01:38:09,334 --> 01:38:10,751
What's going on?

1279
01:38:10,876 --> 01:38:13,501
- Where are they?
- Don't worry. Follow me.

1280
01:38:13,626 --> 01:38:15,251
Everything's under control.

1281
01:38:45,584 --> 01:38:47,001
(Tyres screech)

1282
01:38:54,126 --> 01:38:55,459
(Music drowns speech)

1283
01:39:06,459 --> 01:39:07,792
(Engine revs)

1284
01:39:31,584 --> 01:39:34,334
- Headmaster, there he goes!
- Not now, madam.

1285
01:39:34,459 --> 01:39:37,126
- I'll go and cut off his retreat.
- Yes, yes. Follow him.

1286
01:39:37,251 --> 01:39:39,209
- He'll lead us to them.
- Where? Where?

1287
01:39:39,334 --> 01:39:41,876
Miss Dimkins, cover Dicks.

1288
01:39:42,001 --> 01:39:44,001
The rest of you, we'll comb that area.

1289
01:39:46,959 --> 01:39:48,334
(Ornshaw) Dearly beloved.

1290
01:39:48,459 --> 01:39:50,667
We are gathered here today
in the sight of God

1291
01:39:50,792 --> 01:39:54,126
to join together this man and woman
in holy matrimony.

1292
01:39:54,251 --> 01:39:55,584
(Giggling)

1293
01:39:55,709 --> 01:39:57,042
Shut up!

1294
01:39:57,167 --> 01:39:59,376
Well, it's not funny. It's serious.

1295
01:40:04,167 --> 01:40:08,084
Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded
wife and live together...? (Mumbles)

1296
01:40:08,209 --> 01:40:09,542
Will you?

1297
01:40:10,292 --> 01:40:12,792
- I will.
- Yeah, I thought you might.

1298
01:40:12,917 --> 01:40:14,917
(Train passes overhead)

1299
01:40:22,126 --> 01:40:23,459
(Headmaster) Ah!

1300
01:40:23,584 --> 01:40:25,626
When Dicks flushes them out,

1301
01:40:25,751 --> 01:40:28,126
I'll cut off the left flank,
you bring up the rear.

1302
01:40:28,251 --> 01:40:29,751
- Yes, Headmaster.
- Where?

1303
01:40:32,001 --> 01:40:38,042
Wilt thou have this man to be thy wedded
husband and live together... (Mumbles)

1304
01:40:38,167 --> 01:40:39,584
Will you?

1305
01:40:40,501 --> 01:40:42,001
I will.

1306
01:40:42,542 --> 01:40:43,876
(Ornshaw) Good. Right.

1307
01:40:44,751 --> 01:40:47,084
- I now pronounce you man and...
- (Door bangs)

1308
01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:49,876
Quick, get out! Dicks is coming!

1309
01:40:50,001 --> 01:40:52,584
(Screaming)

1310
01:40:58,834 --> 01:41:00,334
(Ornshaw) Dicks!

1311
01:41:06,084 --> 01:41:07,459
(Shouting)

1312
01:41:07,584 --> 01:41:09,959
(♪ CROSBY, STILLS & NASH:
"Teach Your Children")

1313
01:41:10,584 --> 01:41:14,251
♪ You who are on the road

1314
01:41:15,834 --> 01:41:21,917
♪ Must have a code that you can live by

1315
01:41:22,959 --> 01:41:26,959
♪ And so become yourself

1316
01:41:27,084 --> 01:41:28,501
(Shouting)

1317
01:41:28,626 --> 01:41:35,084
♪ Because the past is just a goodbye

1318
01:41:36,626 --> 01:41:40,834
♪ Teach your children well

1319
01:41:41,876 --> 01:41:48,959
♪ Their father's hell did slowly go by

1320
01:41:49,084 --> 01:41:54,917
♪ And feed them on your dreams

1321
01:41:55,042 --> 01:41:58,209
♪ The one they picks

1322
01:41:58,334 --> 01:42:01,417
♪ The one you'll know by

1323
01:42:01,542 --> 01:42:04,084
(Rhoda) Leave 'em alone,
you horrible old man!

1324
01:42:04,209 --> 01:42:07,251
♪ Don't you ever ask them why

1325
01:42:07,376 --> 01:42:10,334
♪ If they told you, you will cry

1326
01:42:10,459 --> 01:42:18,001
♪ So just look at them and sigh

1327
01:42:18,126 --> 01:42:21,542
♪ And know they love you

1328
01:42:25,626 --> 01:42:27,626
(Shouting)

1329
01:42:29,042 --> 01:42:30,292
(Mrs Latimer) Danny!

1330
01:42:30,959 --> 01:42:32,959
(Screaming)

1331
01:42:34,542 --> 01:42:38,126
Daniel! Daniel, your mother wants you!

1332
01:42:38,251 --> 01:42:43,084
♪ Before they can die

1333
01:42:43,209 --> 01:42:47,626
♪ Teach your parents well

1334
01:42:48,542 --> 01:42:55,709
♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by

1335
01:42:55,834 --> 01:43:00,251
♪ And feed them on your dreams

1336
01:43:00,376 --> 01:43:01,751
(Ornshaw) Come on! Hurry up!

1337
01:43:01,876 --> 01:43:05,001
♪ The one they picks

1338
01:43:05,126 --> 01:43:08,959
♪ The one you'll know by

1339
01:43:10,209 --> 01:43:14,126
♪ Don't you ever ask them why

1340
01:43:14,251 --> 01:43:17,001
♪ If they told you, you will cry

1341
01:43:17,126 --> 01:43:24,001
♪ So just look at them and sigh

1342
01:43:25,001 --> 01:43:28,126
♪ And know they love you

1343
01:43:28,251 --> 01:43:30,667
(Shouting, screaming)

1344
01:43:33,292 --> 01:43:34,834
Hey up! Hey up!

1345
01:43:46,251 --> 01:43:47,584
I've done it.

1346
01:43:52,584 --> 01:43:55,251
(Dicks) I'll get you, Ornshaw.

1347
01:43:55,376 --> 01:43:57,209
(Ornshaw) In there! Get in!

1348
01:44:02,542 --> 01:44:04,542
(Shouting, cheering)

1349
01:44:10,501 --> 01:44:13,417
♪ Don't you ever ask them why

1350
01:44:13,542 --> 01:44:16,126
♪ If they told you, you will cry

1351
01:44:16,251 --> 01:44:23,417
♪ So just look at them and sigh

1352
01:44:23,542 --> 01:44:25,876
♪ And know they love you

1353
01:44:33,542 --> 01:44:34,917
(Gasps, groans)

1354
01:44:35,042 --> 01:44:37,084
(Cheering)

1355
01:44:37,209 --> 01:44:41,834
♪ And you of tender years

1356
01:44:41,959 --> 01:44:44,834
♪ Can't know the fears

1357
01:44:44,959 --> 01:44:48,001
♪ That your elders grew by

1358
01:44:48,126 --> 01:44:54,001
♪ And so please help them
with your youth

1359
01:44:54,126 --> 01:44:57,959
♪ They seek the truth before they can die

1360
01:44:58,084 --> 01:45:00,876
Oi! Use the trolley! Come on! Hurry up!

1361
01:45:01,001 --> 01:45:05,417
♪ And teach your parents well

1362
01:45:06,542 --> 01:45:10,792
♪ Their children's hell will slowly go by

1363
01:45:10,917 --> 01:45:13,876
And don't forget to change
at Clapham Junction.

1364
01:45:14,001 --> 01:45:18,792
♪ And feed them on your dreams

1365
01:45:18,917 --> 01:45:23,584
♪ The one they picks
The one you'll know by

1366
01:45:23,709 --> 01:45:27,209
Now, now, Ornshaw. Control yourself.

1367
01:45:27,334 --> 01:45:29,792
Come on, Mr Dicks. Take it like a man.

1368
01:45:30,459 --> 01:45:32,126
♪ If they told you, you will cry

1369
01:45:32,251 --> 01:45:33,667
Come back here, you fat git!

1370
01:45:33,792 --> 01:45:40,376
♪ So just look at them and sigh

1371
01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:43,626
♪ And know they love you

1372
01:45:45,001 --> 01:45:49,792
♪ Teach your parents well

1373
01:45:49,917 --> 01:45:52,917
♪ Their children's hell

1374
01:45:53,042 --> 01:45:56,667
♪ Will slowly go by

1375
01:45:56,792 --> 01:46:02,167
♪ And feed them on your dreams

1376
01:46:02,292 --> 01:46:05,167
♪ The one they picks

1377
01:46:05,292 --> 01:46:08,917
♪ The one you'll know by

1378
01:46:10,459 --> 01:46:13,709
♪ Don't you ever ask them why

1379
01:46:13,834 --> 01:46:16,584
♪ If they told you, you will cry

1380
01:46:16,709 --> 01:46:23,876
♪ So just look at them and sigh

1381
01:46:24,001 --> 01:46:27,001
♪ And know they love you ♪